Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[garion]

Originally Posted by diputs1269

Nice for doggie, hehe.

sorry bro to burst the balloon. after seeing the arm in the photo i think i will forgo this one....................

[ThisIsMelwood]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”.

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”


The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”.

Thanks for the nice jokes.

[Hurricane88]

THE FLOW OF CORRUPTION.

A school is having a photoshoot and the headmaster managed to secure a fee of RM 40 per student from a photographer.

He then tells his assistant to collect RM 60 from each student.

The headmaster's assistant delegates his job to his assistant telling him to collect RM 70 from each students.

His assistant informs all the class teachers to collect RM 80 from all students and to pass it to him.

A student went home and told his mother that there will be a photoshoot and each students to pay RM 100 tomorrow.

The wife goes to his husband and informs him that there will be a photoshoot in school and they want us to pay RM 150.

The husband was shocked because he was the photographer.

[Hurricane88]

Wife told husband, after you finished watering the plants, we need to talk about something I saw in your mobile phone.

After 4 hours, husband still watering the garden.

happy Songkran..😂😂😂 .....🎊🎉🎇💦🥳

[myahoo]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

THE FLOW OF CORRUPTION.

A school is having a photoshoot and the headmaster managed to secure a fee of RM 40 per student from a photographer.

Great joke.

This is really scam.

[newfoundland]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Wife told husband, after you finished watering the plants, we need to talk about something I saw in your mobile phone.

After 4 hours, husband still watering the garden.

happy Songkran..😂😂😂 .....🎊🎉🎇💦🥳

Happy songkran bro.
Thanks for nice joke.

[avocet]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”.

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”


The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”.

Nice joke bro bigbig.

Thanks so much.

[Sweden1958]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Sikh or sick joke...

Haha really Sikh joke

[oxcai]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

At a Nude Beach


A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

Nice sharing bro bigbirdbird, thanks for nice joke.

[Flyingcane]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”.

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”


The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”.

Nice joke bro, hope to read more.

[Hurricane88]

Jap anlu lia jokes...

[WeberBrowse]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

THE FLOW OF CORRUPTION.

A school is having a photoshoot and the headmaster managed to secure a fee of RM 40 per student from a photographer.

He then tells his assistant to collect RM 60 from each student.

The headmaster's assistant delegates his job to his assistant telling him to collect RM 70 from each students.

His assistant informs all the class teachers to collect RM 80 from all students and to pass it to him.

A student went home and told his mother that there will be a photoshoot and each students to pay RM 100 tomorrow.

The wife goes to his husband and informs him that there will be a photoshoot in school and they want us to pay RM 150.

The husband was shocked because he was the photographer.

Haha nice one bro!

[Hurricane88]

One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please." "Fine, sir, here's one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key. The guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0'clock in the morning, two gorgeous naked women come in and slide under the covers. When he realizes what is going on, he starts screwing both of them. He can't believe what's happening. Next morning, still surprised by last night's events, he goes downstairs to settle the bill. "How was your room sir?" asks the receptionist. "Excellent, I will come back again. What do I owe you?" asks the man.

"Well. actually, sir, we are doing a promotional offer. Not only do you not have to pay but we give you $10 as a welcome gesture," says the receptionist. "What?" says the guy, very surprised indeed. "That's amazing." He takes the ten-dollar bill and wanders off, debating whether his buddies will believe him or not. Needless to say, after a few days he's told all his friends and neighbors about room 13 and the amazingnight of passion. The next week one of his buddies goes to check out the room. "Room 13 please." "Certainly, sir, here's your key." After he gets in bed, at the same time, 2 o'clock, three girls this time, extremely horny, get in bed and screw his brains out. The next morning, not only does he not have to pay, but he too gets $10. After a month, everyone knows this hotel and especially room 13. Everyone that stays in room 13 gets the same treatment: a good screw and a ten bucks.

After a few weeks, the story reaches an archbishop. The archbishop decides to check the story out for himself. He visits the hotel and asks for room 13. He gets the keys and goes upstairs. After a couple of drinks he gets in bed
waiting patiently for the naked girls to appear. Indeed at about 2 0'clock in the morning two naked ladies come to bed. They are as horny and wild as all the stories the archbishop has heard. The archbishop gets his pecker out and screws the both of them all night long. This is the night of his life. Next morning he goes to reception and when he asks how much the bill is, the receptionist says, "Nothing to pay, sir. Actually, we are doing an introductory offer. Here's $50 as a welcome gesture." Curious, the archbishop asks the receptionist, "Well, that's strange. Everyone else who comes here gets $10. Why do I get $50?" "Well, sir," says the receptionist. "This is the first time we've filmed a porn movie with an archbishop in it!"

[SBMEDSUP]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please." "Fine, sir, here's one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key. The guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0'clock in the morning, two gorgeous naked women come in and slide under the covers. When he realizes what is going on, he starts screwing both of them. He can't believe what's happening. Next morning, still surprised by last night's events, he goes downstairs to settle the bill. "How was your room sir?" asks the receptionist. "Excellent, I will come back again. What do I owe you?" asks the man.

"Well. actually, sir, we are doing a promotional offer. Not only do you not have to pay but we give you $10 as a welcome gesture," says the receptionist. "What?" says the guy, very surprised indeed. "That's amazing." He takes the ten-dollar bill and wanders off, debating whether his buddies will believe him or not. Needless to say, after a few days he's told all his friends and neighbors about room 13 and the amazingnight of passion. The next week one of his buddies goes to check out the room. "Room 13 please." "Certainly, sir, here's your key." After he gets in bed, at the same time, 2 o'clock, three girls this time, extremely horny, get in bed and screw his brains out. The next morning, not only does he not have to pay, but he too gets $10. After a month, everyone knows this hotel and especially room 13. Everyone that stays in room 13 gets the same treatment: a good screw and a ten bucks.

After a few weeks, the story reaches an archbishop. The archbishop decides to check the story out for himself. He visits the hotel and asks for room 13. He gets the keys and goes upstairs. After a couple of drinks he gets in bed
waiting patiently for the naked girls to appear. Indeed at about 2 0'clock in the morning two naked ladies come to bed. They are as horny and wild as all the stories the archbishop has heard. The archbishop gets his pecker out and screws the both of them all night long. This is the night of his life. Next morning he goes to reception and when he asks how much the bill is, the receptionist says, "Nothing to pay, sir. Actually, we are doing an introductory offer. Here's $50 as a welcome gesture." Curious, the archbishop asks the receptionist, "Well, that's strange. Everyone else who comes here gets $10. Why do I get $50?" "Well, sir," says the receptionist. "This is the first time we've filmed a porn movie with an archbishop in it!"

Lmfao! Really funny and thank you.

[newfoundland]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Jap anlu lia jokes...

Haha, pretender to speak.