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Old 12-01-2019, 09:02 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

����Virginity is like a Balloon��, One prick�� and it's gone for ever!

��Sex is like a pack of Chips��, Once you start!
You can't stop��!

��An Exam paper�� is like a Dick ��, When it's hard! People get fucked!��

��Education�� is like hiring a prostitute��, It needs both your money�� and your hardwork ��...��!

������Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand�� can let you achieve it!

��Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !����

�� Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u Love a woman she Fucks you.����

��MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.����

��The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!����

��Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It's Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up����

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��If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation! ����

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So basically life is ��PORNOGRAPHY��
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

More laughter jokes...

A joke for all:

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married...

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister...

One day her sister asked me to come home, She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't get over. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married...

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word...

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me...'

I stood there for a moment thinking, then turned and walked straight out the front door and headed towards my car...

Lord... And behold, I saw the entire family of my fiancé standing outside, all clapping...!!!

My GF With tears ran to me and hugged me, my father-in-law took my hands and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family...!!!'

And the moral of the story is :

Always keep your condoms in your car and not in your trousers..!! 😜😎
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Old 13-01-2019, 05:57 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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More laughter jokes...

A joke for all:

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married...

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister...

One day her sister asked me to come home, She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't get over. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married...

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word...

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me...'

I stood there for a moment thinking, then turned and walked straight out the front door and headed towards my car...

Lord... And behold, I saw the entire family of my fiancé standing outside, all clapping...!!!

My GF With tears ran to me and hugged me, my father-in-law took my hands and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family...!!!'

And the moral of the story is :

Always keep your condoms in your car and not in your trousers..!! 😜😎
Very good joke hahaa!!
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Seen somewhere...
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Another one. .
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

And reality ...
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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A good one
Really funny and thanks for sharing nice jokes.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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More laughter jokes...

A joke for all:

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married...

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister...

One day her sister asked me to come home, She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't get over. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married...

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word...

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me...'

I stood there for a moment thinking, then turned and walked straight out the front door and headed towards my car...

Lord... And behold, I saw the entire family of my fiancé standing outside, all clapping...!!!

My GF With tears ran to me and hugged me, my father-in-law took my hands and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family...!!!'

And the moral of the story is :

Always keep your condoms in your car and not in your trousers..!! 😜😎
Really so funny joke.

Keep this jokes coming.
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A good one
So funny haha, thanks for sharing good joke.
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And reality ...
OMG so funny.

Keep sharing jokes please!
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And reality ...
Simple and funny jokes.
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And reality ...
The left one has a cheeky look!
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Seen somewhere...
Nice share bro hehe
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