Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[shinjuku]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.

Interviewer: Name?

Tarzan: Me Tarzan

Interviewer: Married?

Tarzan: Wife Jane

Interviewer: Children?

Tarzan: Son boy

Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?

Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle

Interviewer: Jane's Whole Name

Tarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy

5555 really funny joke. Thanks for sharing.

[Gegenpress]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

"I'm in love with my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep."

"Hmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am, GAY?"

Nice one bro

[morrelation]

Excellent joke thread, thanks bros!

[S.B.Y.1]

[scoundred]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

haha nice one bro, thanks!

[35cents]

dat's a classic pak....!

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

[marianna]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

Really have good laugh.

Thank you bro for posting jokes.

[ginkgo]

Great jokes and thanks.

Hope to read more nice jokes.

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

If Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store


Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons.

Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls."

If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8

There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10.

Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning.

Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating."

Same with "Buy One, Get One Free."

No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award.

Paper or Plastic or Rubber?

Some men would still be in the Express Lane

[WontMeetFans]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

Very funny one. LMAO

[halfnonsense]

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

"I'm in love with my sheep," the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.

"Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to."

"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel physically attracted to my sheep."

"Hmmm," observed the doctor. "Is it male or female?"

"Female, of course!" the man replied curtly. "What do you think I am, GAY?"

Very good joke, hoping to read more!

[SlowWalking]

Very good jokes here, thanks bros!

[KTVbuddy]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

hahaha, this is funny.

[himeji]

Still waiting patiently for more jokes.

[wambo]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

Nice share bro thanks

[sockoff]

Thanks bro bigbirdbird for contributing so many jokes!