What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[tannl]

Don't sh*t where you eat 😂

[sgpsychologist]

Originally Posted by r.fowler

Thats why sex and work cannot come together. You win some, you lose some

Ya, can't think when things get really wild and hot. Guess I learnt it the hard way.

[ilovepantyhose]

Originally Posted by sgpsychologist

Ya, can't think when things get really wild and hot. Guess I learnt it the hard way.

she sucked u dry sibo

[sgpsychologist]

Originally Posted by ilovepantyhose

she sucked u dry sibo

Done almost everything. At the park, on the beach, in the car, on the car, at her home when her hubby not in... I also mentioned doing it in the pool in another thread. Real madness.

Plus of course in the office.

[limpeh18]

Small head takes over during heat of foreplay with masseuse and screwed her without condom. Albeit the massage center was a clean one. When lights go out, never see the face and screwed. Once done and lights are up, Ownself cannot tahan seeing the face.
Worst than waking up after one night stands from clubbing. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[bignehneh]

Originally Posted by BushTracker

Haha.. this reminds me this method a friend used to tell me (as a joke, I am pretty sure). Wear 2 condoms with Axe oil in between. If the girl ouch!, you know the outer one broke. If you ouch! then you know the inner one broke. I thought this is damn funny.

Oops, someone posted similar. Sorry!

Sounds like a stupid officer from Armour....lol

[bignehneh]

During my stay in China, I ever screwed a big boss mistress. This lady owns a few fashion shop and is very milf (looks like some atas women at Raffles place). It started knowing each other and going for dinners/ movies. After which I invited her to my hotel and we fucked every time we met. She said she love to be fucked by a young chap (during then I was 30). I gave her so much pleasure that she refused to go home. After that, we spent more time together with her chauffeuring me around in her Mercedes benz.

One day she just told me her sugar daddy know she has been fucking around and wanted to know who screwed her. She die die refuse to admit and I quickly run to hide from her sugar daddy. Apparently her sugar daddy owns those construction companies and have more than a few thousands staff.

I could have died if they found me... Lol! Quite stupid in a sense to fucked a woman when you don't know who she belongs to

[Continental]

Originally Posted by bignehneh

During my stay in China, I ever screwed a big boss mistress. This lady owns a few fashion shop and is very milf (looks like some atas women at Raffles place). It started knowing each other and going...

One day she just told me her sugar daddy know she has been fucking around and wanted to know who screwed her. She die die refuse to admit and I quickly run to hide from her sugar daddy. Apparently her sugar daddy owns those construction companies and have more than a few thousands staff.

I could have died if they found me... Lol! Quite stupid in a sense to fucked a woman when you don't know who she belongs to

Enjoy while it lasts

[alec]

be glad he doesn't belong to the triads.. not only die cock standing, your case would become just a missing person case.

Originally Posted by bignehneh

During my stay in China, I ever screwed a big boss mistress. This lady owns a few fashion shop and is very milf (looks like some atas women at Raffles place). It started knowing each other and going for dinners/ movies. After which I invited her to my hotel and we fucked every time we met. She said she love to be fucked by a young chap (during then I was 30). I gave her so much pleasure that she refused to go home. After that, we spent more time together with her chauffeuring me around in her Mercedes benz.

One day she just told me her sugar daddy know she has been fucking around and wanted to know who screwed her. She die die refuse to admit and I quickly run to hide from her sugar daddy. Apparently her sugar daddy owns those construction companies and have more than a few thousands staff.

I could have died if they found me... Lol! Quite stupid in a sense to fucked a woman when you don't know who she belongs to

[sexcision]

Originally Posted by alec

be glad he doesn't belong to the triads.. not only die cock standing, your case would become just a missing person case.

Construction boss also dun play play. Never know if you could be in one of the building pillers

[maturehero]

Remember my first time having sex with a masseuse at a massage parlour. Told her it was my first time, then she did it with me without condom. After the whole thing, regretted big time.

Now think back, felt so stupid to let small head take over. Could have regretted big time. Luckily didn't contracted anything from that.

[acidicavex]

lucky you go into hiding if not you will not be cheonging anymore. They can perform magic trick making someone disappear. Especially those big boss mostly have background connection. Of cause they will not make you part of the building but maybe below the building. I remb from someone in that industry he work for developer side so always get entertain by those big construction firm bosses. One time in their big KTV some small fry try to pick on because of a angpai. End up he get to witness the group of a few guys getting wallop badly by the big bosses outsource team.

Originally Posted by bignehneh

During my stay in China, I ever screwed a big boss mistress. This lady owns a few fashion shop and is very milf (looks like some atas women at Raffles place). It started knowing each other and going for dinners/ movies. After which I invited her to my hotel and we fucked every time we met. She said she love to be fucked by a young chap (during then I was 30). I gave her so much pleasure that she refused to go home. After that, we spent more time together with her chauffeuring me around in her Mercedes benz.

One day she just told me her sugar daddy know she has been fucking around and wanted to know who screwed her. She die die refuse to admit and I quickly run to hide from her sugar daddy. Apparently her sugar daddy owns those construction companies and have more than a few thousands staff.

I could have died if they found me... Lol! Quite stupid in a sense to fucked a woman when you don't know who she belongs to

[LordVader]

Was at East coast massage joint.

Those clean ones, that were converted from Chalets.

It was owned by some dude with connections.
My lady friend was friend with him so we had the Jacuzzi room to ourselves along with another Malay lady friend of hers whom I know fucks around, a lot.

So 3 of us were in the Jacuzzi, then my lady friend started tell the Malay lady that I had a good size dick (as with all bros). Malay Lady wanted to see. I was like holy shit no... even though I was aroused and getting hard.

In the end didn't do anything and wasted my one chance of a 3some.

Maybe it is a blessing in disguise? Since no condom and I don't think she minds doing RAW.

She also kept pestering me to go Port Dickson with my lady friend (who owns the condo there)... also chicken out.

[marcussia]

I was celebrating my (ex) gf birthday. Became dead drunk and accidentally anal her at the staircase of her house (should be good right)

But thrust too hard than no aiming, so my dick hit onto the buttocks and kan nah bend.

Went to a&e (fucking paing and pai seh), as whole penis was swollen. Took me 2 weeks to be able to feel my dick becoming normal.

[ouzo18]

Originally Posted by marcussia

I was celebrating my (ex) gf birthday. Became dead drunk and accidentally anal her at the staircase of her house (should be good right)

But thrust too hard than no aiming, so my dick hit onto the buttocks and kan nah bend.

Went to a&e (fucking paing and pai seh), as whole penis was swollen. Took me 2 weeks to be able to feel my dick becoming normal.

Omg....lol. Luckily still functioning well after 2 weeks, if not will be regretted for the rest of your life......