What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[eroticbomb]

actually was nothing great, my gf pretended to be a ghost to frigthen me during secondary school. i was so scared that i institively punched her...ouch

[Tackers]

Originally Posted by iloveu4ever

Wah, you so power or yan dao leh......so many chances and offer.....

Haha I think so too

[purepulp]

Originally Posted by iloveu4ever

Wah, you so power or yan dao leh......so many chances and offer.....

Just happened to be in the right place at the right time I guess. But so what? Nothing came out of all the chances.

[alexfoo1]

Originally Posted by eroticbomb

actually was nothing great, my gf pretended to be a ghost to frigthen me during secondary school. i was so scared that i institively punched her...ouch

HAHAHAHA LOL this post is so funny and so off-topic!!!

[ImmatureBoy]

I got so many but here is one:
Got a girl from HK forum body n ass look gd but when come to hotel room is a lao Aunty but wit body power but hairy cheebye

Gave the best BBJ n swallow so watever becus onli $50 sgd

[ImmatureBoy]

2nd story was invited to a chalet which turn into a gangbang session on a Minah - Hot gal which had 6 guys banging her - chickened out because find it disgusting to share a girl but wank at the corner of the room while all the mats bukkake her or cim - was 18yrs old then

[ImmatureBoy]

Book a Popular FL pretty and popular as Anna Chan - 300/1/1 but on that day she said she bored n feel gd so wanted Two more rounds since it was raining heavy at Hotel81 Bugis - I said I was tired - she took her clothes n bag then left - KNN - sorry for sharing so much stories - sitting here doing ICT Range damn sian

[SuperFunPornCom]

A Girl talked to me she homeless tonight. I asked her go her best friend house overnight.

[smith.zxcv77]

after reading all the interesting funny story, I decided to write my encounter many years ago when I was still young (I am not that old now but more or less retired and doing my own investment now with lots of free time).

This happen in Zhuhai PRC during one of my business trip. I met a jinan gal at a club and 2 days later she invited me to her place for dinner. During the dinner (hotpot), I met her sister (she is about 23 and her sister 21). In fact, after that dinner, she follow me back to my hotel and we have our first night of sex. She is not shy telling her sister I am her new found boy friend.

We have a few months of fling whenever I visit China for business. Once in Beijing and another time in shanghai. She will specially buy a ticket and accompany for the few days I am there.

This funny incident happens when I was making a trip to Shenzhen and since Zhuhai is nearby, so I invited her to join me. She asked me " it is fine to bring her sister as she is also free". So, I decided to book Singapore Fraser Residences with 2 rooms cum living room and kitchen. When she arrived in Shenzhen, I noticed that she was not feeling well and had a swollen ankle. she had a fall a few days before but I was not aware.

We had dinner together and then back to hotel to rest. we bought a bottle of wine and had a good time talking and chatting. Back in our room, we wanted to make love but due to her swollen leg, it is impossible to open her leg or have a nice position (should have learn the karma illustration). She fall asleep subsequently.

I decided to come out in the living room and notice that her sister is watching TV on the sofa. We watch tv together and also finish the bottle of wine left on the table. One thing lead to another, I ended up in her sisters bed and have 2 round of sex that night. Next morning, all of us pretend that nothing happen. A few months later, when I visited Zhuhai, she refused to meet me. I did met up with her sister and she told me her sis is upset with me and will not see me any more.

I have no more contact with both of them since then.....

[FredSolo]

Originally Posted by ImmatureBoy

2nd story was invited to a chalet which turn into a gangbang session on a Minah - Hot gal which had 6 guys banging her - chickened out because find it disgusting to share a girl but wank at the corner of the room while all the mats bukkake her or cim - was 18yrs old then

wow must have been pretty epic tho

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by smith.zxcv77

after reading all the interesting funny story, I decided to write my encounter many years ago when I was still young (I am not that old now but more or less retired and doing my own investment now with lots of free time).

This happen in Zhuhai PRC during one of my business trip. I met a jinan gal at a club and 2 days later she invited me to her place for dinner. During the dinner (hotpot), I met her sister (she is about 23 and her sister 21). In fact, after that dinner, she follow me back to my hotel and we have our first night of sex. She is not shy telling her sister I am her new found boy friend.

We have a few months of fling whenever I visit China for business. Once in Beijing and another time in shanghai. She will specially buy a ticket and accompany for the few days I am there.

This funny incident happens when I was making a trip to Shenzhen and since Zhuhai is nearby, so I invited her to join me. She asked me " it is fine to bring her sister as she is also free". So, I decided to book Singapore Fraser Residences with 2 rooms cum living room and kitchen. When she arrived in Shenzhen, I noticed that she was not feeling well and had a swollen ankle. she had a fall a few days before but I was not aware.

We had dinner together and then back to hotel to rest. we bought a bottle of wine and had a good time talking and chatting. Back in our room, we wanted to make love but due to her swollen leg, it is impossible to open her leg or have a nice position (should have learn the karma illustration). She fall asleep subsequently.

I decided to come out in the living room and notice that her sister is watching TV on the sofa. We watch tv together and also finish the bottle of wine left on the table. One thing lead to another, I ended up in her sisters bed and have 2 round of sex that night. Next morning, all of us pretend that nothing happen. A few months later, when I visited Zhuhai, she refused to meet me. I did met up with her sister and she told me her sis is upset with me and will not see me any more.

I have no more contact with both of them since then.....

Not jialat la.

It's unlikely you'll bang both simultaneously so its good enough u bang her sis. You aren't going to marry her so u had your fun with her
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Exchange points likely ma

[lipe]

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bro smith.zxcv, thanks for referencing Karma Illustrated. Went to PRC before but do not have such fun.

Originally Posted by smith.zxcv77

after reading all the interesting funny story, I decided to write my encounter many years ago when I was still young (I am not that old now but more or less retired and doing my own investment now with lots of free time).

This happen in Zhuhai PRC during one of my business trip. I met a jinan gal at a club and 2 days later she invited me to her place for dinner. During the dinner (hotpot), I met her sister (she is about 23 and her sister 21). In fact, after that dinner, she follow me back to my hotel and we have our first night of sex. She is not shy telling her sister I am her new found boy friend.

We have a few months of fling whenever I visit China for business. Once in Beijing and another time in shanghai. She will specially buy a ticket and accompany for the few days I am there.

This funny incident happens when I was making a trip to Shenzhen and since Zhuhai is nearby, so I invited her to join me. She asked me " it is fine to bring her sister as she is also free". So, I decided to book Singapore Fraser Residences with 2 rooms cum living room and kitchen. When she arrived in Shenzhen, I noticed that she was not feeling well and had a swollen ankle. she had a fall a few days before but I was not aware.

We had dinner together and then back to hotel to rest. we bought a bottle of wine and had a good time talking and chatting. Back in our room, we wanted to make love but due to her swollen leg, it is impossible to open her leg or have a nice position (should have learn the karma illustration). She fall asleep subsequently.

I decided to come out in the living room and notice that her sister is watching TV on the sofa. We watch tv together and also finish the bottle of wine left on the table. One thing lead to another, I ended up in her sisters bed and have 2 round of sex that night. Next morning, all of us pretend that nothing happen. A few months later, when I visited Zhuhai, she refused to meet me. I did met up with her sister and she told me her sis is upset with me and will not see me any more.

I have no more contact with both of them since then.....

[ImmatureBoy]

Originally Posted by FredSolo

wow must have been pretty epic tho

Was a scdf chalet gathering and as history have repeat itself - it usually ends up in a orgy or a gangbang by a bunch of mats

[MagicFingers]

Originally Posted by Megafan1981

Another incident was meeting up an unknown irc gal. She said she was studying in secondary school and wanted to meet after school. I was waiting for ns so i was ok. Meet and then realized she was just 13! Joked and talked bo liao stuff but she did have a nice figure for a sec one gal.

Underage, man, don't touch underage.

There's two I will always regret, one is sec 3, jioed out a sec 2 junior go movie. I like her, and I think she liked me then. Both supposed to call our friends go, but I didn't ask any, and when we met, we both told each other our friends can't come.

She was wearing spag strap, then go inside cinema, say cold. I replied her, I feel cold also! Never made any move.

Now think back, keep slapping head.

Another one is, had quarrel with GF, then went to meet another girl staying at NUS dorm. Drink drink happy happy, most of my clothes were off, because I got caught in rain.

Drunk liao, I just went to sleep on her bed. She tried to get me off her bed, but then, I didn't want to move, so she joined me. Spoon position, but got a little gap between us, and I didn't do anything!

Second time want to slap head! Argh...

Idiot me.

[Lian&Hua]

Stupid 1 - Primary 6, female classmate. Pretty, cute and rather open. Me a greenhorn. Asked me stay back after school to keep her company till dinner time cause she has no key several occasions. So happily keep her company every time she asked me after school. Sat at old Tiong Bahru garden with no one during noon behind stone chair, not easily seem. Always like to Rest her head on my lap hands near to my groin. Still sit still without any actions. Once hand already on my groin & yet I did not react at all. She never asked me to keep her company again. Bang head now think back.

Stupid 2 - Secondary 3, female classmate, Malaysian. Both of us were librarian, every day both of us volunteer to come to school early to open up the library. Soon both of us start to go "steady" Started to kiss & hug with her in the library because no one will go to library early in the morning. Me yet again greenhorn never go further than touching her waist. Several times she put her hands into my pant and handjob for me but yet I never return her the favour till she broke up with me. Bang head again now think back.

Stupid 3 - Shatec apprentice. Vietnamese classmate. Went Boat Quay clubbing with her & other classmates. Drink till late night, she's a bit drunk so volunteer to send her home at Nassim Hill. She stay alone in one of the apartment. Invited me to her place, end up heavy petting till naked but no penetrations as I fell asleep after a while. Woke up next morning naked on her bed and she chase me out when awake. Avoided me ever since. Bang head harder again think back.

Stupid 4 - Serving NS. Clubbing at Zouk with platoon mates. Met ex-colleagues working as waitress during holidays, Chinese & same age with me. Invited her to dance and with lots of body contacts. Hands all over her body already and even under her skirt & massaging her boobs in the dark. Her Boyfriend suddenly appeared from no where and took her out. Did not even took her contacts making me hardon but no release. Bang head even harder thinking back.

Stupid 5 - Went to Switzerland for 6 months attachment due to work last year. Translator of mine, Swiss, 23 female, just graduate from college. Her first job, attached to me. Worked well with me and started to express her love during my last month of job attachment. Rejected her acting like a gentleman telling her I'm too old for her and also we are too far apart. She did not knew I'm married but continue to hint me many occasions she wanted to come with me to my hotel. Yet I ignore her. Bang head till bleed thinking back.