SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[Jiaobin]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Drinking time always got story one. One day i tell one lor.

That time 5 of us in boat quay drink drink then take back alleyway to chinatown want to drink some more. One of them suddenly want to pangsai, then 4 of us kns jio him lay brown van houten on in the middle of road mah. He compromice and say okay do one here since we in the back alley and no people will come by one.

He pull down berms and the can see the brown toothpaste ooze out from under his buttocks already. we gentleman so just laugh like siao but never take video lah since he dare mah.

one of us ask him got enough light anot? pasang pangsai guy say it's okay lah...

Then all of a suddenly 2 bikes with charbor pillion come down the alleyway with BRIGHT BRIGHT headlights illimunate his fair fair karchng....

with the SAI still *prarg prarg* coming out of his ass, he immobilised macam DOTA spell like that....

bikes ride by with girls waving at him squat on floor. knn like a cement road divider there in the middle of the alley...just that this divider got dispence sai one.....

everybody laugh die me.... i almost fall over roll on ground laugh but heng never cos sai was there.

lol dota spell

[whiskynaam]

HAHAHAH!! This one really made me laugh until bak sai come out... sibei cialat!

Originally Posted by Summerhillt

When I was 20, I managed to hook up a really slutty girl. Everybody knows she's damn loose. So one day got her to my house I was lying down and she was bbbj me while staring at me in the eyes. She was a great fuck.

Than I told her to try gargle my balls and suck it , my main aim was to get her to ass rim me. Very hard got SG girl will ass rim de mah.. Machiam personal achievement unlocked.

So told her babe.. My friend gf also AR him.. Will bring the guy to estacy.. She relented at first but than still slowly twril her tounge at my sai kang.

Knn nbcb. Duno is morning eat the roti John got onion or what.. She started to poke her tounge in and out my anus. Tmd! Sibeh itchy and sibeh song!! But than I accidentally beh tahan Liao and pang pui straight at her face. Got ba wu de.. Quite chao...
Knn.. Zzzz

She jitao stare at me and stood up and all the ang moh pai vulguar come out. I fucking paiseh and tell her now my turn to ass rim her please I am sorry. Pinned her down back facing me and attacked her anus and pussy.

Luckily she found AR sibeh song for her she also forgive me...

Sibeh jialat... Pek people AR me still pang pui

[FreshPartner]

Can't help laughing at some of the incidents ...... damn funny!!!!

[numbahtoo]

Once i met a bro at TD for drinks. before that he go massage or dunnowhat something. i was late...

When i got here i saw him staring into space.

me: Bro....you okay anot.
bro: what? me oh ha ya ok ok.
me: ok.

2 hours later i see him like sucking on something in his mouth macam revelling in some aftertaste of a meal.

me: bro....you okay anot..
bro/smacking lips bro: i tell you bro. today i go pang sai never wipe cos office there toilet no paper. but the girl give me AR very professional still AR me spickspan clean siah never complain.
me: then what is the problem?
bro/smacking lips AR recipient bro: i totally forgot i never wipe i only remember now cos i rushing to the massage session!! she french me afterwards knn that time i thought she eat nutella or what why got nutty nut smell and taste one!
me:
bro/jiak sai: cb..... (draws heavily from his cigarette) come bro cheers (offer me his glass to yumseng).
me: orh cheer bro (i make sure the edge of his glass knock against the lower part of my glass cos i don't want to jiak sai)

later, i go to toilet to laff until half dead and then text all the people jiaksai and i were close to.

To the masseuse who probably will never read this. limpeh salute you hahahahaahahahah

[itsamistake]

A girlfriend flew over to visit me and stayed at my place last month. She took a red eye flight and only arrived at like 5 a.m., which means by the time we got home, it was not yet 7 in the morning on a weekend.

Since the whole family was still sleeping, I suggested taking a shower together on the pretext of getting some action (evil laughter). Took me awhile to peel through three layers of clothes before rubba rubba. All this time, she was moaning softly and making noises.

Then just after we position nicely with her bent over the sink, and before I can enter her, my father knocked on the bathroom door and asked what I was doing. Shouted that I was taking a shower and quickly turned on the shower spray, which was ice-cold water. We both yelped from the cold water. Went from rock to jelly in less than a minute.

Of course, by the time we meekly came out from the toilet, he saw us and we all just smiled awkwardly.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your sibueyjialat post. Please post more of your sibueyjialat stories to share here. I laugh from last night till this morning all the Sai stories.

This thread already garnered 200,000 views with all samsters support.

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Once i met a bro at TD for drinks. before that he go massage or dunnowhat something. i was late...

When i got here i saw him staring into space.

me: Bro....you okay anot.
bro: what? me oh ha ya ok ok.
me: ok.

2 hours later i see him like sucking on something in his mouth macam revelling in some aftertaste of a meal.

me: bro....you okay anot..
bro/smacking lips bro: i tell you bro. today i go pang sai never wipe cos office there toilet no paper. but the girl give me AR very professional still AR me spickspan clean siah never complain.
me: then what is the problem?
bro/smacking lips AR recipient bro: i totally forgot i never wipe i only remember now cos i rushing to the massage session!! she french me afterwards knn that time i thought she eat nutella or what why got nutty nut smell and taste one!
me:
bro/jiak sai: cb..... (draws heavily from his cigarette) come bro cheers (offer me his glass to yumseng).
me: orh cheer bro (i make sure the edge of his glass knock against the lower part of my glass cos i don't want to jiak sai)

later, i go to toilet to laff until half dead and then text all the people jiaksai and i were close to.

To the masseuse who probably will never read this. limpeh salute you hahahahaahahahah

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing jialat story.

Originally Posted by itsamistake

A girlfriend flew over to visit me and stayed at my place last month. She took a red eye flight and only arrived at like 5 a.m., which means by the time we got home, it was not yet 7 in the morning on a weekend.

Since the whole family was still sleeping, I suggested taking a shower together on the pretext of getting some action (evil laughter). Took me awhile to peel through three layers of clothes before rubba rubba. All this time, she was moaning softly and making noises.

Then just after we position nicely with her bent over the sink, and before I can enter her, my father knocked on the bathroom door and asked what I was doing. Shouted that I was taking a shower and quickly turned on the shower spray, which was ice-cold water. We both yelped from the cold water. Went from rock to jelly in less than a minute.

Of course, by the time we meekly came out from the toilet, he saw us and we all just smiled awkwardly.

[SirLance]

Really good laugh reading last few jialat stories. Thank you for sharing.

[JacquesCrusoe]

Best word to describe this thread "humorous". Thank you all.

[numbahtoo]

Bro above post AR story so i follow AR story mah....

Okay another sai story. sai is a very important part of our bodyly function mah. some people pangsai easy very chop and enjoy some people pangsai like go hell like that due to piles.

last year this time i jio this young chio OL go timbre by singapore river. atas angmoh music got food got stamford raffles statue sardki the class with my budget la.

she took off her office jacket wah actually in short corset type blouse top low and bottom short can see the kreevage on top and backside. throughout the whole night she enjoy the liveband drink drink eat eat with me happy happy then talk about her life, divorded parents and bf. tell me a lot of secret things about her self. NNB siao liao i thought friendzone me already. then suddenly she lean closer and put head on shoulder now and then whilst singing along to music. i happy like the angrybird sound after clearing a level lah!

THEN suddenly to my horror i feel i need to go make cake. i mean very very tuazhong serious cake. lerNAOHIA the toilet CLOSED for washing cos they closing as the customers start to leave slowly. i stand there at the steps thinking what to do, i can see her at our table smiling to herself ready for UP already but here i am needing to give birth.

i look at stamford raffles statue think think NB no help at all seriously brarders reading this. No toilet around too since it's museum and government buildings, how? go in ask the police security i need to pangsai is it? cannot be lah! cannot also anyhow pang anywhere got CCTV one.

the ache in my bowel so bad, i hold it back in my karchng and kena backflow upwards i swore the sai is sentient one and want to burst from my belly like aliens movie already. cold sweat shivering pain one okay don't laugh.

have to cut loss. i got her up put her in cab, cab wait was 10mins whilst she look at me wistfully smiling thinking what was up. kiss her on forehead said i see you again okay? she has a beautiful puzzled look and look back at me whlst cab drive off. i man-man look wave goodbye like movie hero like that even though the mini-me inside fighting tocome out see the world.

i really top class acting man despite the fact my pigu want to vomit already (屁股要吐).

after her cab drove off i just stepped into the next one even though another couple flagged it down bohiu them since emergency heng they never give problem. cab ride home another agonising 15mins but KNS as soon as i stepped out of cab the painful urge disappear! my internal squarefoot maybe readjust to accomodate my brown clone already maybe.

go home, sit down pangsai finally. brarders reading this. don't laugh. i actually talk to the sai as it spew out in a sausage twirl long long one, cursing it for spoling the day. WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[Oink Oink]

Girl and I bought supper back to my place. Weather was hot, grilled stingray was hot, chilli sauce for BBQ wings was hotter and the hottest was the F cup girl eating them.

Even before finishing the food on the table, girl was sucking on my meat stick.

So.... you know who jialat???

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Bro above post AR story so i follow AR story mah....

Okay another sai story. sai is a very important part of our bodyly function mah. some people pangsai easy very chop and enjoy some people pangsai like go hell like that due to piles.

last year this time i jio this young chio OL go timbre by singapore river. atas angmoh music got food got stamford raffles statue sardki the class with my budget la.

i look at stamford raffles statue think think NB no help at all seriously brarders reading this. No toilet around too since it's museum and government buildings, how? go in ask the police security i need to pangsai is it? cannot be lah! cannot also anyhow pang anywhere

have to cut loss. i got her up put her in cab, cab wait was 10mins whilst she look at me wistfully smiling thinking what was up. kiss her on forehead said i see you again okay? she has a beautiful puzzled look and look back at me whlst cab drive off. i man-man look wave goodbye like movie hero like that even though the mini-me inside fighting tocome out see the ad:

There got fullerton hotel high class air con toilet to shit

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat sai story.

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Bro above post AR story so i follow AR story mah....

Okay another sai story. sai is a very important part of our bodyly function mah. some people pangsai easy very chop and enjoy some people pangsai like go hell like that due to piles.

last year this time i jio this young chio OL go timbre by singapore river. atas angmoh music got food got stamford raffles statue sardki the class with my budget la.

she took off her office jacket wah actually in short corset type blouse top low and bottom short can see the kreevage on top and backside. throughout the whole night she enjoy the liveband drink drink eat eat with me happy happy then talk about her life, divorded parents and bf. tell me a lot of secret things about her self. NNB siao liao i thought friendzone me already. then suddenly she lean closer and put head on shoulder now and then whilst singing along to music. i happy like the angrybird sound after clearing a level lah!

THEN suddenly to my horror i feel i need to go make cake. i mean very very tuazhong serious cake. lerNAOHIA the toilet CLOSED for washing cos they closing as the customers start to leave slowly. i stand there at the steps thinking what to do, i can see her at our table smiling to herself ready for UP already but here i am needing to give birth.

i look at stamford raffles statue think think NB no help at all seriously brarders reading this. No toilet around too since it's museum and government buildings, how? go in ask the police security i need to pangsai is it? cannot be lah! cannot also anyhow pang anywhere got CCTV one.

the ache in my bowel so bad, i hold it back in my karchng and kena backflow upwards i swore the sai is sentient one and want to burst from my belly like aliens movie already. cold sweat shivering pain one okay don't laugh.

have to cut loss. i got her up put her in cab, cab wait was 10mins whilst she look at me wistfully smiling thinking what was up. kiss her on forehead said i see you again okay? she has a beautiful puzzled look and look back at me whlst cab drive off. i man-man look wave goodbye like movie hero like that even though the mini-me inside fighting tocome out see the world.

i really top class acting man despite the fact my pigu want to vomit already (屁股要吐).

after her cab drove off i just stepped into the next one even though another couple flagged it down bohiu them since emergency heng they never give problem. cab ride home another agonising 15mins but KNS as soon as i stepped out of cab the painful urge disappear! my internal squarefoot maybe readjust to accomodate my brown clone already maybe.

go home, sit down pangsai finally. brarders reading this. don't laugh. i actually talk to the sai as it spew out in a sausage twirl long long one, cursing it for spoling the day. WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by Oink Oink

Girl and I bought supper back to my place. Weather was hot, grilled stingray was hot, chilli sauce for BBQ wings was hotter and the hottest was the F cup girl eating them.

Even before finishing the food on the table, girl was sucking on my meat stick.

So.... you know who jialat???

Thank you for your jialat story.

[numbahtoo]

Originally Posted by sadfa

There got fullerton hotel high class air con toilet to shit

hard to excuse for long period la, how to tell chiobu need to go pangsai????!!!

also didn't think of that then.

still cursing myself lo.