A Farang's trip to Thailand

[CibLover]

Originally Posted by indecisive

....im sorry that im too tired now to continue, perhaps i will type out my next installment in a couple of days. work has been extremely tiring

Wow!! Where has our Farang gone to?? Tuk-tuk driver bring him into some undisclosed forest, issit?? So tired, meh? Rest for 3 weeks liao!!

Please do continue.

My sincerest apologies to my most eager readers. The closing of the previous financial year and starting of the current one had me really overworked and utterly exhausted. Here, my next installment as promised,albeit belatedly...

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Glamorous women watch my progress from the far corner of the blacony up the escalator. Glittering swquined miniskirts, heavy make up and spilling cleavage made them look like sex-vixens from star-trek or outerspace, a marked difference from the dancing girls in the go-go bars. All eyes were on me as I walk into their midst, and I could not help feeling like a prey among a herd of lions as they slowly surrounded me. A tall blonde, wrapped in a skin-tight, cleavage-plunging body suit clutches my arm and says,"Where you go, handsome man?"

I look at her impossible cleavage and says," Uhh.. I'm going to..."

She slips her fingers under my shirt and into the top of my jeans, pulling me into her chest, not an unpleasant place to be. "Nothing over there, handsome man. You like me?"
I can't form an intelligent answer, hypnotized by the two fleshy globes squeezed between us; two smooth spheres of perfect proportion and size. Her hands travel up my shirt, carressing my body and teasing my nipples with fingernails as she purrs," You so handsome, so tall and good looking, nice body."

I protested weakly,"You say that to all the guys."

"No, only you honey. I like you number one. Come everyone, look at my handsome man."

The other girls surround us, study my face and run fingers through my hair and stroke my arms. "Ooh, he so big and strong. A real man."

I've been beamed down to a plante of sex-starved porn stars; surrounded by silver eye shadow, spandex, fake eye lashes, fake hair and fake breasts. A tall redhead in a Guess t-shirt strokes my arm with powder-blue fingernails. Something about the Guess logo is not quite right. It's trying to tell me something: to guess; but guess what? The tall blonde grabs me again,"You want go with me?"

She's so good looking, but, but... I ask,"Where we go?"
She puts one hand into my jeans and grabs my cock, then tilts her head to the side. "We go upstairs... I suck your cock."

Well that's something I've never heard a woman said before, and now I guess: I'm not hearing one say it now. They may be dudes with boobs, or chicks with dicks, but they're not women, not the kind of women I'm interested in. I felt forced into a corner, not wanting to let on that I was fooled, but not wanting to carry on with this any further. I grab a man-boob in each hand, squeeze them together, and issue a challenge, "Why go upstairs? Do it here, now."

Space blone tries to figure out if I'm serious, while I keep squeezing and hoping for rejection. I've never felt a fake boob before; they feel weird, like water balloons under leather. She/he/it senses my lack of intention, pushes me away and whines,"You want go or not?"

"I think not."

She stamps her feet in a mock schoolgirl fit and slaps me on the backside as I make my way. Its a good thing I've only had a couple of drinks. I have to get out of here before I do something I regret. Past a group of girls outside their bars, I look at them over carefully, more interested in their original gender than their attractiveness. Thy're dressed in denim and cotton, sporting simple hairstyles and little makeup. So seemingly plain compared to the glamarous she-males, they must be real women. Or so I hope.

[piratedking]

More please!! ... Farang Jon or Sah Jon?? ..

Originally Posted by piratedking

More please!! ... Farang Jon or Sah Jon?? ..

either way, brother...
next installment to follow soon, perhaps tomorrow

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[piratedking]

Bro Jon,

Your tomorrow seem like soooo long to me... I bet the FY ended sometime back.
or you off for another trip while writing halfway?

[manardsuraporn]

Originally Posted by piratedking

Bro Jon,

Your tomorrow seem like soooo long to me... I bet the FY ended sometime back.
or you off for another trip while writing halfway?

could this be "indecisive" ?
(pls see link :- http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_12_05_50_4.htm

Decomposed Body of foreigner found off the coast of Pattaya.

These pictures come from the Bali Hai Port at the south end of Pattaya Beach where Police Lieutenant Colonel Pongsawat from Pattaya Police Station waited for a Sawang Boriboon Rescue Boat which had picked up a body from waters off Lin Island, 20kms off the coast of Pattaya. The body is that of a man, probably a foreign man due to the size of the body. The estimated time of death was at least 7 days prior to the discovery of the body and due to the high level of decomposition; an inspection for signs of trauma was not possible. The body was discovered by fishermen who alerted Police to their gruesome discovery. Police are now waiting for the results of a post mortem examination which should assist them in identifying the body. The only clue as to his identity was JPress branded underwear the man was wearing at the time of his death.



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[smallbird]

wah, touchwood..
hopefully not.
really hope to continue reading his FR.
Very interesting and enjoyable.

and like some bro said:"his england very powderfull" haha

Originally Posted by manardsuraporn

could this be "indecisive" ?
(pls see link :- http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_12_05_50_4.htm

Decomposed Body of foreigner found off the coast of Pattaya.

[hoosdathu]

wow... really meh?

[CibLover]

Wahhhhhh!!!!

I nearly forgot abt this thread liao. Since April lehh!!??

Where's our Farang bro????

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by CibLover

...nearly forgot abt this thread liao. Since April lehh!!??Where's our Farang bro????

Either he's kena hitched with some isaan gal liao (man hard at work, tilling the rice fields with no broadband access) Or simply, a very innovative samster working on his creative juices. Then running on empty, didn't last the mile Your guess is as good as mine.

[CibLover]

Originally Posted by yinyang

Either he's kena hitched .....tilling the rice fields with no broadband access)......a very innovative samster working on his creative juices. Then running on empty, didn't last the mile.........

Well, from the records, it looks like he did have internet access.
His last login was : 23-10-2007 05:31 AM .......... two months ago.

So, either this Farang is checking up the internet before going down his farm.... or posting from his home country (look at the time of his last activity).

Like you've mentioned.... Your guess is as good as mine!!