Tagalog Words and Phrases

[batty]

Hi alan0338. I really giggled when I read what you just translated! Really hilarious! What is Tagalog for "funny"? Any one knows?

[alan0338]

Originally Posted by batty

Hi alan0338. I really giggled when I read what you just translated! Really hilarious! What is Tagalog for "funny"? Any one knows?

bakit ka tawa?? ( y are u lafing? ) nakakatawa ( funny ) meh??

[caBBie57]

Originally Posted by batty

Hi alan0338. Can you please translate the above into English?


Hi caBBie57. These are other forms of the Tagalog phrases you contributed:

Hindek kwalang: I don't know
Walang perak, walang babai: No money, no honey
Kiri: left (as in the direction)

TODAY'S TAGALOG WORDS
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Balisong: A flick knife
Escrima: The Filipino martial art of knife fighting. It sound like "ice cream" the Singaporean slang for blowjob but it is not. Do not be mistaken
Escrimatador: An exponent of Escrima
Lechon de Leche: Whole roasted suckling pig
Pinay: Filipina (female)
Pinoy: Filipino (male or both)
Sinta, Darling: Darling

You might some times hear Filipinos speaking Tagalog mixed with English. That is Taglish. crossfir3, please come in. Your language skills are needed. Thank you all.

Thanks ... are u from phillipine

[crossfir3]

Originally Posted by alan0338

try my best to translate my previous post to engrish ...

me: chopain mo ako, cge na... ( give me a blow job please )

gal: kailan??? ( when?? )

me: nga yun nalang .. ( now )

gal: talaga ba??? ( really?? )

me: shempre darling .... ( of cos )

nice one alan!

[crossfir3]

Some corrections:

From:
Hindek kwalang: I don't know
Walang perak, walang babai: No money, no honey
Kiri: left (as in the direction)

To:
Hindi ko alam: I don't know
Walang pera, walang babae: No money, no honey
Kaliwa/Kanan: left/right direction

[crossfir3]

Numbers:

isa - 1
dalawa - 2
tatlo - 3
apat - 4
lima - 5
anim - 6
pito - 7
walo - 8
siyam - 9
sampu - 10

When you are talking about money:

100 - isang daan << daan here is used as "hundreds"; do not confuse with another "daan" word which means road/street
500 - limang daan

1000 - isang libo <<< "libo" means thousands
2000 - dalawang libo

I heard from my Malaysian officemate that "kambing" in Malay and Filipino is the same (goat), can anyone confirm?

Yes Batty, words and names came from Spanish origins. Afterall, Philippines is under Spanish rule for 3 centuries (if my memory serves me right lol)

keep is coming guys, let me know if you want to know something especially when dealing with women in tagalog

[archer69]

Iputuk mu sa loob - cum inside

[alan0338]

malas : suay aka bad luck ...

sayao : dance

kanta : sing ...

LD = time to siam ... cos it means LADIES DRINKS ...

[Clazziquai]

Wait a minute.......I don't mean to spoil the good fun here.....but how is "Tagalog Words and Phrases" considered "Adult discussions about sex" ?

[yundan7143]

Better start memorising these tagalog words. Nw my work place surrounded by atey. But problem is most of them to senior for me lah.

[batty]

Hi Clazziquai. This thread serves as a Tagalog - English phrase book of sorts to help guys sian Filipina girls. Some Tagalog words might be off the mark I know. I am a Chinese man, Singaporean.

Ermita: The red light district of Manila
Halo-halo: A popular Filipino dessert akin to our ice kachang
San Miguel: San Miguel beer, the de facto national drink of the Philippines

[kaiowas]

Originally Posted by kereikera

I would be more keen on words such as :

bbbj -chupa
hj -Salsalin mo ako
frenching -halikan mo ako
riding -patungan mo ako
doggie -patalikod
and so on...

How do we approach and ask the gal for sex ?

Thanks.

Just tell that gusto kita matira

[kaiowas]

Make it simple lah just say

Gusto kta tirahin = i wanna fuck you

[coper99]

I heard from my Malaysian officemate that "kambing" in Malay and Filipino is the same (goat), can anyone confirm?

OO,kuya,, kambing is goat in tagalog talaga.!!

[etsys]

Originally Posted by kaiowas

Make it simple lah just say

Gusto kta tirahin = i wanna fuck you

and then what ? ask the wrong girl (or even the right girl at the wrong time) and she cry 'rapist' and then ?? a .22 or a .38 - which is your pleasure sir ??

Clazziquai: a few taglish helps open up the mood, but then again, there are a bunch of stuck up pinays, who will never seem easy to non-pinas .. no kidding .. and they have that "my shit don't stick" attitude, like the spotlight dancers in some bars who only think screwing white men will make them complete .. all else are not important

yundan7143: older chicken make better curry

For the want of being flamed, let me tell you this .. when an older pinay fancies you - go for it - you will have the best time of your life, unlike younger pinays .. the older ones know to suck, fuck and don't get you fucked (by getting pregnant - if they and you decide to forget the cover - but hey, tread carefully, you may get other 'gifts' when you go cover-free .. )

Have fun - forget the age - says me !!!!!!!!!!!