My Life as a "Robert" Cheongster

Originally Posted by DNAT

wow lau eh .... Uncle LauHeroNo1:
This one I sure remember 1 ... "99" was at in shop hse along duno what road (most shops will be closed by 7-8pm except 1 or 2 kopi tiam). Once stepped in the male okt will serve hot tea. After choose gal, will be lead to 2nd level into a steam bath room then rinse body. Gal will bring cheongster to a room with float-bed on the floor and she will perform soapy body massage, follwed by par pow ... 'liat koot' + 'loh chwee' = RM99 - I went in 1988/89 - not long after the gals switched to 'Sar Lau' (three storeys ... a SF rest.) Sometimes if the float bed not enuff, the gal use body powder to do body massage ... sianz 1/2 liao

My all time favorite in 99......Maggie 77................can wait for her till 4 am just for her services.

During that time ........ there are places like Flower World where the gals will sit in a lighted raised platform for us to see n choose just like those fish tanks u ve in BKK.

Missed those good old days!

[CheongKingKong]

Originally Posted by Zhong Guo B

My all time favorite in 99......Maggie 77................can wait for her till 4 am just for her services.

During that time ........ there are places like Flower World where the gals will sit in a lighted raised platform for us to see n choose just like those fish tanks u ve in BKK.

Missed those good old days!

I am impressed at your per-sis-verance....
Muahahahaha....I did not know you can tahan till so late!!
Nowsaday you will fall asleep at 2am!!!

[oakleyeug]

Whne u happen to be in China alot of things happen u will then notice that many things u have not exprienced b4 some r real some r fake hope by then god will bless u....

Originally Posted by oakleyeug

Whne u happen to be in China alot of things happen u will then notice that many things u have not exprienced b4 some r real some r fake hope by then god will bless u....

Yalor. sure robert one. cannot speak mandarin and also so lau and goondu! Anyway, leaving for Shanghai tomolo morning with some bruddrs who familiar with the place. In celebration of this old hero's first ever visit to this Land of Orient, I have penned a song for the occassion:-

(Sung to the tune of Helen Reddy's "I am Woman") - old bruddrs will know this 80's hit;

I am Robert, hear me Roar;
going to Shanghai to have a ball;
and I gonna spend so much on the xiao jies I adore.

But I been down this Road before;
Like a Robert down on the floor;
No charbo gonna keep me down again.

I am Robeeeerrt, I am Robeeerrt.

[asdfghjkl]

haha.. thats a nice poem u had there lau!

[oakleyeug]

Hey come on Lau hero... There is a lot of things out there fishes as we will call it..

Juz remember the golden rules nvr trust and even if u need to trust juz 50% will do... 1 more thing enjoy urself it is another out of the world exp for u.. In Shanghai not so bad still quite a handful of them that can speak in English so with a little kumcheng(KC) things will get on well...

Good luck brubber....

Before I left for Shanghai, let me share one of my Roberet's story with brothers.

It was another infamous Robert experience was in local KTV with some brothers.... Say a dish of China gal and beckon her over and asked my bro to act as a translaator. Old hero was greatly attracted by this beauty but sent all the wrong signals. You know what she told me..........

Obviously attrative China bitch knew ah lau was keen so she threw me a fucking ironical punt and told my friend to tell me the following:

She said she want to recommend a special drink to me called "xin tong de gan jua" which mean "the feeling of heartache" but will cost me $50.

I hesistated for awhile and thought - "What the 'F', come here is to happy mah". So took out $50 and gave it to her. You know what she did after she took my money? She just got hold of an empty glass and pour some plain water in it and said - "Nah, this is for you".

I felt puzzled and exclaimed - "Hey, what so special about this drink? Any where can get what?"

That bitch just hee hee hee, smiled and said - "$50 for one cup of plain water, you won't feel heartache meh".

KNN, like that also can? This was the most "ROBERT" I kana before, but at least I did entertained my group of brothers cos they can't stop laughing for at least half an hour. CB, $50 for half an hour laugh, ok lah.

I forgave her...................

[oakleyeug]

Uncle Lau I cannot stop laughing even after an hr... hahaha funny man

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

Alas, another milestone year approaches (KNN, turning 45 this week) in this sad and sorry life and as it does, I am prompted to write and reflect on my life as a cheongster and hopefully draw some feedback and advice from samsters reading this thread on how to avoid being a sad fuck and being a “Robert” from those days a-cheonging…

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To sum up, I think I am what my ah beng friend advise me once...that I am display too much of an ang mor pattern to WLs when the WLs only respond to ah beng pattern. Wonder if any of that is true.............Please excuse the above as a long winded rantings of a man facing midlife crisis if its too boring..

Cheers

Hi LauheronNo1,

Very interesting read and as I am younger than you, there is always lessons to be learn reading stuff that comes right out of your heart.

I remember when I first started to cheong, an elder friend of mine told me this, never sleep with the same WL for more than 3 times. It is human natural to develop emotional attachment, but bare in mind why you are seeking WL, its hassle free sex, that’s all there is, an transaction, you pay, they screw. Its never healthy when you develop any sort of attachment between you and the WL, vice versa.

You got to keep in mind why they are there in the first place. Its simple, Money. And sure through out the years, I have met some that are genuine ‘nice’ but resulted in working as a WL due to life’s circumstances. But think about it, how many time have you heard the story of ‘abusive husband’ ‘ family in trouble’. I for one has heard too many that I just tell they lets not talk about unhappy things. It doesn’t offend them just incase its genuine and it shuts they up if they are just downright BSing.

Coming to your worries about being treated like an ‘Robert’ ( sorry am not familiar with that term, but I more or less can guess what its refer to. A push over??)

Nice guy always finish last. I think we all learnt this at a very early stage. The nice guy may in the end move the girl of his dream with his sincerity, but it’s the bad boy who will take away her virginity. Life is about choice, you simply have to decide what role you want in this life.

I think it wrong that you try so hard to put them at ease, to the point where they want to talk to you about their problems etc etc. Are you willing to put your life on hold so as to save theirs? If not, you are just wasting their time and yours, and you are not the only one with your hopes up. Take the 19 year old girl you spoke abt, love letter don’t mean shit to her, she needs financial help to get out of it first then more help and care to get back to a normal life. Writing her letter will just make her think you are someone who wants to keep her in limbo.

I think a lot of problem comes with the punter not knowing what they want out of the deal, this leads to the WL abusing the punter’s ‘niceness’ for all we know, they might think this guy is a fruitcake trying to play mother Teresa. They are more comfortable with someone seeking sexual pleasure than with someone seeking emotional fulfilment.

Like with any other service sector, if the service was satisfying, tip them well, and your next round will be even better. If its not, you own it to the next poor sucker to give her a piece of your mind, at least she will think twice before her give ppl some BS about cannot suck, cannot touch, etc etc.

As I seek WL to fullfill fantasy that are hard to arrange in everyday life, I always offer bonus for the girl who can excel in the job. Simple management tactic.

I do apologise if my words offends, but we are here to discuss difference of opinion not to sing songs of praise to each other, we have WL for that.

PS. Sorry for the long post, but your post came from the heart and I think it deserve someone that comes from mine.

[bhoven]

Hi LauheronNo1,


It is human natural to develop emotional attachment, but bare in mind why you are seeking WL, its hassle free sex, that’s all there is, an transaction, you pay, they screw. Its never healthy when you develop any sort of attachment between you and the WL, vice versa.

You got to keep in mind why they are there in the first place. Its simple, Money. And sure through out the years, I have met some that are genuine ‘nice’ but resulted in working as a WL due to life’s circumstances. But think about it, how many time have you heard the story of ‘abusive husband’ ‘ family in trouble’. I for one has heard too many that I just tell they lets not talk about unhappy things. It doesn’t offend them just incase its genuine and it shuts they up if they are just downright BSing.


Nice guy always finish last.

Like with any other service sector, if the service was satisfying, tip them well, and your next round will be even better. If its not, you own it to the next poor sucker to give her a piece of your mind, at least she will think twice before her give ppl some BS about cannot suck, cannot touch, etc etc.

Agree with most of what you say. I too have learnt from my experience with the PRC non professional FL I was involved with. It was empathy with her plight, concern & pity for her doused with love ( yes, love ) that began from lust. But how much charity can we do unless we are a rich tycoon? Even then, is it fair to her to be just a mistress with no hope of a normal life.

Lauhero's situation may be different in that he is unattached but as you say he has to get his goals right. Is he prepared to settle down with her? There are special difficulties in such marriages, principally trust by both parties, which have been dealt with in other threads so no need to repeat.

I have now resolved to follow strictly, the " fuck them, pay them, forget them" principle. It is is simple and fair - no mind games or post affair emotional baggage/scars . Just a clean commercial transaction, repeatable if one has good will power not to let the big head be misled by the small one.

[Happykiwi]

Originally Posted by oakleyeug

Uncle Lau I cannot stop laughing even after an hr... hahaha funny man

Aiyah, Uncle Lau very funny man ahh... me also laugh, laugh. I think we should set up a collection box and all chip in, $1 each as an appreciation of his sense of humour.

But wait, there is a moral to the story. Chinese MM only feels heartache when she loses money. A true gentleman should only feel heartache when he loses a loved one (eg. mother, father, wife, child, etc.). It just goes to show, these days, money is valued much more than true love!

[delifrance]

Hi all

many thanks for the write-ups, it's been a very long time since such articles are honest and straight-forward with the right amount of humour.

please accept my compliments!

we all pay school fees but study wrong subjects la!

Hi bros.

just came back late last night from my "virgin" trip to Shanghai.First time in Land of Orient and was with 6 others ex-classmates for a reunion in dreamy Shanghai. Some of my friends are the regulars there who goes frequently on business trips as they are big-timers unlike the sad old "Robert" lau.

True to form, kanna more robert experiences but it was a new experience being in China for the 1st time. Walked right into the motherlode of GL Lor 8 babes and they were all around me, but even better!!

Will contribute some of my "robert" experiences later after I recoup all some lost energy. But generally I went through a rollercoaster of emotions with the china girls. They are all like chameleons and can suddenly change colour. One moment like a ray of sunshine and the next (esp when back in hotel room) they are like a black thundery cloud. But my impression is generally they are all very moneyminded (WLs what, sure right) but more so than other nationalites like TGs and Indons. For a 4 day trip my "robertness" cost me the equivalent of almost 3k!!
Is that a lot of money even for shanghai standards?? Lau chiaos pls enlighten...

[oakleyeug]

Mr Lau Hero,

I truely think that Robert is what you have kena lah... Pradon me but really move with the flow unless your friends are not helping much otherwise the rate for it is lower than expected...

My Manager has juz came back from Shanghai and he gave me the following stats,

1)KTV- Juz for sitting down RMB$300
- Juz for a single shot RMB$800
- For a golden nite RMB$2500

2)BBS(Barber shop) - Single shot RMB$600
- 1 nite RMB$1500(2 shots if I not wrong)

For the rest of the rate I am not too sure because thats the only thing he does but I warn u first all these r after neg so prices do make a diff... Ur friend shld do the bargin for u and u enjoy urself, besides wat diff does it makes if it is more ex than SG(might as well stay in SG fuck and go home sleep )

So after wat I have written do u think it all makes some senses? Well enjoy urself there besides since u r here might as well juz do it...

LIFE IS SHORT,
PLAY HARD,
FUCK HARD,
SCREW HARD...

Regards,
Oak

Brother Lau,

How come spent so much? You went Shanghai or Japan? I think beside paying what is "necessary", you bought those gals some gifts rite? They are damn good in "kotok" chai tow like you.

To deal with China gals you must act like a sniper, just shoot and run.