Looking for a (mind)fuck

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Originally Posted by ac171

Whahahahahaha.... I am too feminist to need someone to protect me la. Plus since he's not taking any actions after stalking for 6 months I can't be bothered with him too.

Now I know why bro Acid ask me to work as a part time janitor with you. In case of flying cockroaches I'll be the one settling for you, right?

Worling alongside me is hazardous to me cos the female uniform is low cut and mirco mini type. Especially when you mopping the floor and I standing behind with the water bucket my nose will bleed into the water or if I squatd in front of you while you scraping the floor, I will not be able to stand up cos heavy bottom Not to mention, the toilet will be damn crowded and jammed up

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by ac171

我老少通杀嘛...



Ya la got apply to smack got apply for free fuck got apply to go KTV got apply to go gym.

Just don't have anyone successfully applied to be my mindfucker. Lol lol lol.


That reminds me...
Bro DX, when are you bringing me and sis flowbow to tiong kok tiu? I'm still waiting leh...

all kana mind screw liao la u see lately all the thread u should know. 1 liner

[ac171]

Originally Posted by Ichigo_Kurosaki

Worling alongside me is hazardous to me cos the female uniform is low cut and mirco mini type. Especially when you mopping the floor and I standing behind with the water bucket my nose will bleed into the water or if I squatd in front of you while you scraping the floor, I will not be able to stand up cos heavy bottom Not to mention, the toilet will be damn crowded and jammed up

Huh bro IK I think you see me too UPz liaos chances are you'll be holding the water bucket to puke not nose bleed lol lol.

Originally Posted by acidicavex

all kana mind screw liao la u see lately all the thread u should know. 1 liner

Lol lol ya lo.
I wonder when will I be able to find my mindfucker and he can do this to me.

[royalblood]

Originally Posted by ac171

And before I forget, guess what happens when I did my measurements last night?

Weight = unchanged.
Fat % = dropped
Arms = X cm loss
Waist = X inch loss
Thighs = X inch loss
Butt = X inch loss

I think I can fit into my old jeans again liaos!!!
But sadly the weight didn't drop a single kilo leh.

muscle weighs heavier than fats but they take up lesser space.

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by ac171

Huh bro IK I think you see me too UPz liaos chances are you'll be holding the water bucket to puke not nose bleed lol lol.



Lol lol ya lo.
I wonder when will I be able to find my mindfucker and he can do this to me.

mind fuck you and you dance and sing like them?????

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Dudeluv

Live life as crazy as you could get.

A worthwhile sexcapade that you never forget.

Ready for some wild action and hot session.

Effective sophisticated sex facilitator and stress terminator.

Exceptionally a mentor and favorite carnal actor.

Versatility under one entity.

Willing to explore your sexuality.

Nunca te olvidare.. You will never forget me!.

luv

A proposition to fuck my dearest AC. Sure kena reject.

Originally Posted by ac171

*Yawnx*

An expected reaction. Totally predictable.

Originally Posted by Dudeluv

Failure is on me to accept

god knows what sort of a fat mama she is

failed attempt i guess you are right

No looking for a numb fuck

LOL

Another dumb fuck who thinks he is a poet.

Originally Posted by Dudeluv

Gapes might be sour

dunno if grape or durian

LOL

Gapes?

Be it grape or durian, each fruit has a market. Even failed-wannabe-poets will have a market.

Originally Posted by ac171

Lol someone just proved me right again.

The guys here can't accept any failures. Once failed, they'll just reveal their true colors and assume the girls here are fat, ugly and cannot make it.

Lol lol lol... Thanks for brightening my very sunshine further, DUDE!

Making an ASS out of yoU and ME.

Originally Posted by DegenerationX

Not all guys are like that lah. At least the few of us, CSI bros are not.

You missed out the CSI sis!

Originally Posted by Dudeluv

its Mind fuck you wanted

cant take a bit of banter

guess you want blind fuck not mind fuck

its a quagmire you dup up for your self babes

who are you what are you and are you true to your self

dont self doubt your self life is short surely you will find a guy who will be willing for games people play

Your English is bad. And trying to use a chim word which was misused.

Definition of Quagmire:

1. Land with a soft muddy surface.
2. A difficult or precarious situation; a predicament.

So a quagmire CANNOT be "dup", or dug up. It is more like thick mud which people encounter in the swamps and get stuck in. It is NOT a hole.

Originally Posted by Dudeluv

pree school cant fuck lah

come on dont be a cradle snatcher

Come on don't be a sore loser.

Originally Posted by ac171

You better reserve this comment until you see me in a full combat class.

I am the Giz-in-pump when I'm in combat.

Oh dear.

Originally Posted by royalblood

muscle weighs heavier than fats but they take up lesser space.

Yah loh, told AC liao. She's gaining muscle mass now. And for some girls who claim that they're losing weight, they're actually losing water.


Colourblind f

[royalblood]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Yah loh, told AC liao. She's gaining muscle mass now. And for some girls who claim that they're losing weight, they're actually losing water.


Colourblind f

yeah you're right.

drinking lots of water is beneficial for fat loss. if you wanna know your weight without much water weight, the best time to weight yourself is when you wake up after peeing.

[kittymae]

Originally Posted by royalblood

yeah you're right.

drinking lots of water is beneficial for fat loss. if you wanna know your weight without much water weight, the best time to weight yourself is when you wake up after peeing.

Ooh! Good tip. Thanks for sharing on the thread bro!

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by royalblood

yeah you're right.

drinking lots of water is beneficial for fat loss. if you wanna know your weight without much water weight, the best time to weight yourself is when you wake up after peeing.

Best is you weigh yourself when you're peeing. See the weight drop right before your eyes


Colourblind f

[Odin00]

What about the water stored inside the muscles? Its directly related to muscle size. The female hormone also decide that female retain 30% more water as well!

[ac171]

Back from my 2 hours gym today!
A little update about the stalker later, after I finish replying these...

Originally Posted by royalblood

muscle weighs heavier than fats but they take up lesser space.
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Aiya RBDD I know this since 9 years ago... Was trying to make fun of my dear CBF.

Originally Posted by acidicavex

mind fuck you and you dance and sing like them?????

Considering that I DO know how to dance this if I really manage to find a mindfucker I don't mind dancing it for him lol lol...

Want me to lap dance strip tease also can, provided let me lose another...5kg?

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

A proposition to fuck my dearest AC. Sure kena reject.

An expected reaction. Totally predictable.

Another dumb fuck who thinks he is a poet.

Gapes?

Be it grape or durian, each fruit has a market. Even failed-wannabe-poets will have a market.

Making an ASS out of yoU and ME.

You missed out the CSI sis!

Your English is bad. And trying to use a chim word which was misused.

Definition of Quagmire:

1. Land with a soft muddy surface.
2. A difficult or precarious situation; a predicament.

So a quagmire CANNOT be "dup", or dug up. It is more like thick mud which people encounter in the swamps and get stuck in. It is NOT a hole.

Come on don't be a sore loser.

Oh dear.

Yah loh, told AC liao. She's gaining muscle mass now. And for some girls who claim that they're losing weight, they're actually losing water.

Colourblind f

No choice, my dear sis, no choice.
Seeing all these Shakespeare wannabes just makes me yawn. I'm a failure in English remember?

And no joke about the Giz in pump part. I just freaked a noob guy today in class! *sticks out tongue while winking only right eye*

And how will I forget the CSI team... They're the most supportive people over here! Keep advertising for me making sure I can find a mindfucker before Christmas. Lol lol...

Originally Posted by royalblood

yeah you're right.

drinking lots of water is beneficial for fat loss. if you wanna know your weight without much water weight, the best time to weight yourself is when you wake up after peeing.

I always weigh myself everyday before I sleep when I wake up after peeing to see how much is the difference haha.

Originally Posted by kittymae

Ooh! Good tip. Thanks for sharing on the thread bro!

Sis kitty you're here again! *hugs*

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Best is you weigh yourself when you're peeing. See the weight drop right before your eyes

Colourblind f

My dear, you'll either wet the weighing machine this way, or you're using a dick to pee.

We females can't do that la! *slaps forehead*


Oh and for that stalker, he's doing same thing again today, no actions! Just insisted to stand at that direction happily turning his head over.
Sigh sigh sigh... Or am I too intimidating even in real life?

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by Odin00

What about the water stored inside the muscles? Its directly related to muscle size. The female hormone also decide that female retain 30% more water as well!

That's why woman gain weight easier: water retention.

Water stored in muscles? Don't know leh!


Colourblind f

[ColourBlindx2]

Originally Posted by ac171

No choice, my dear sis, no choice.
Seeing all these Shakespeare wannabes just makes me yawn. I'm a failure in English remember?

And no joke about the Giz in pump part. I just freaked a noob guy today in class! *sticks out tongue while winking only right eye*

And how will I forget the CSI team... They're the most supportive people over here! Keep advertising for me making sure I can find a mindfucker before Christmas. Lol lol...

My dear, you'll either wet the weighing machine this way, or you're using a dick to pee.

We females can't do that la! *slaps forehead*

Sigh sigh sigh... Or am I too intimidating even in real life?

You're not a failure in English, you just cannot get a Phd in the English language. I won't be able to as well!

The *wink and stick out tongue* is so................act-cute, and it's so you. Not that you act cute lah. Hahahaha!

No matter how much we bump this thread, we might never see another mindfucker lah. Seriously. The size of majority of the brains here are limited to the size of the dickheads.

Weighing machines are water proof right???? Just pee lah! Later rinse off And i developed a technique where we females can actually pee like males. But i don't know if i should demo it to you. Too unglam.

With your kb look sometimes when you don't smile, you will intimidate guys!!


Colourblind f

[royalblood]

Originally Posted by ac171

Aiya RBDD I know this since 9 years ago... Was trying to make fun of my dear CBF.


I always weigh myself everyday before I sleep when I wake up after peeing to see how much is the difference haha.


Oh and for that stalker, he's doing same thing again today, no actions! Just insisted to stand at that direction happily turning his head over.
Sigh sigh sigh... Or am I too intimidating even in real life?

wah ACBG give me 4 letter acronym ah. how much is the difference in the weight?

maybe you should go talk to the stalker. mindfuck him. sometimes giving will give you more satisfaction than receiving

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

Best is you weigh yourself when you're peeing. See the weight drop right before your eyes

Colourblind f

best is weighing while pooing and peeing. double the speed of weight dropping

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

That's why woman gain weight easier: water retention.

Water stored in muscles? Don't know leh!

Colourblind f

yeah muscle is majority made up of water. if you want to reduce the water retention, you gotta cut the sodium intake.

welcome cbf into the fitness talk

[royalblood]

Originally Posted by ColourBlindx2

You're not a failure in English, you just cannot get a Phd in the English language. I won't be able to as well!

The *wink and stick out tongue* is so................act-cute, and it's so you. Not that you act cute lah. Hahahaha!

No matter how much we bump this thread, we might never see another mindfucker lah. Seriously. The size of majority of the brains here are limited to the size of the dickheads.

Weighing machines are water proof right???? Just pee lah! Later rinse off And i developed a technique where we females can actually pee like males. But i don't know if i should demo it to you. Too unglam.

With your kb look sometimes when you don't smile, you will intimidate guys!!


Colourblind f

let me guess the technique...
open your legs, tilt pelvis forward and pee hard. if the jet not power enough later stream down your legs.