First of all, i would like to thank all bros, seniors and sifus here for their info and guidance. I managed to complete my long overdue 2D1N Danok Escapade last weekend. Field Report as follows:
Getting There
Booked my ticket from Golden Mile Tower. There are a couple of bus companies that run buses to Hatyai, Grassland, Konsortium, Five Stars, Sri Maju etc. Secured my booking on Sri Maju (Tel: 62948228) as they are the only ones that allow reservation over the phone. Bus ticket was S$45. The rest of the companies range from S$46 to $55. The bus departed at 7pm and was comfortable with drink and blanket provided (Essential to get a comfy bus given the 13 hr bus ride up) Perhaps next time i might go with Grassland, its $55 but i think got personal movie screen.
Danok Town Orientation
Arrived at the Thai border at approx. 7.30am in the morning Malaysia/Singapore Time. First thing to do, is to set your watch one hour back, as Thai time is one hour behind (effectively 6.30am), although Danok is just a couple of hundred metres from the Malaysia border. Remember to tell your bus guide that you will not be continuing on the journey to Hatyai and will be dropping off at Danok (also known as Sadao). Another tip is when clearing the Thai immigration, instead of joining the masses on the left side, go to the individual clearance counter on the right hand side, near where the cars have to go through. Not too sure whether i kenna carrot, but i paid RM2 to the immigration officer (most bros here claimed its RM1)
After passing the Thai customs, Danok is really just a small border town. One straight road down the middle that continues onto Hatyai, and with even
Sois (streets) on the right and odd
Sois on the left. First big hotel on the right is the Oscar Palace hotel. I had decided on Oliver Hotel which was on the left side, cuz that was where the recommended farms were so I made my way there. Oliver is near Soi 11, about a 5 minute walk. The place is small enough to walk so you don't need to take any of the motor taxis (they're like flies!!! constantly pestering u)
The Hotel
Arrived at Oliver Hotel at around 7.00am Thai time and proceeded to make my reservations. Cost was RM83 for a Double bed. They allow early check-in but had to wait for like 2 hrs before my room was cleaned and ready. First impression, huge room, with mini fridge, decent toilet, cupboards, dressing table and a sitting area. TV had about 40 over channels, mostly Thai with a few chinese variety shows and i think one or two english channels. It was abit early to book any girl so took a nap till about 11.00am. No porno in this hotel, next time, i'll try Hollywood Hotel, rate is slightly cheaper at around RM65 and you get porno channels
Check out time at Oliver is 1pm
The Farms
The farms in Danok are disguised as karaoke outlets. Don't get misled by the sexy pictures of models and girls they paste outside their outlets, try to stick to our senior's recommendations for trustworthy and reliable services. First thing i did was recce the massage parlours, scouted a few: Ancient Massage at Satit Hotel, Oscar Massage, and a few others. Honestly, all the massuese cannot make it, age range from 20 - 45 and it was kinda sad actually. I initially wanted to fire the first round at a MP, but decided to save the money for my farm girl instead. Prices at the MP are around RM25-50 for a 2 hr massage in a private room. Extras are negotiated with the girl directly.
So i went to two of the recommended farms, W & G (with SYT and Big Boobs) as well as Ovation (Young SYT, reliable service). Both farms are located just behind Oliver hotel. Bros do note, W&G doesnt open till around 12pm while most of the other farms will start operating from 10.00am onwards. Saw this pretty young thing at ovation and proceeded to book her. OKT was honest and reliable. Apparently for Ovation, you don't need to pay until the next morning when the girl leaves, so you do not have to be afraid of your girl running away in the middle of the night.
The Chick
My girl's name was Joy and she was apparently 19 yo. Under the lighting at the karaoke room, i tot she looked abit older, but when she was in my room, she looked younger and younger.. jiat lat... cuz im no paedophile! Anyway Shes cute, speaks a little chinese, spunky attitude near perfect figure, with natural C cups, slim slender 23cm waist and perky ass. In my opinion, shes quite a looker and i would rate her around 8.5-9. The OKT said she was the ang pai in the house and i was quite lucky to get her given that it was the weekend. Her booking fee was RM250.
The Action
Managed 3 shots throughout the duration of my stay, could have done more but i didnt wanna scare the sweet young thing. It was more of a GFE kinda sex, slow, sometimes fast, intense with lots of frenching. We tried all positions in all parts of the room, on the bed, in front of the mirror, toilet, sitting area, etc. Overall very good bonk. She was supposed to leave at 9.00am, but she stayed till around 11.30am until she had to leave cuz she had another customer waiting for her. Paid up the RM250 and tipped her extra RM50 for her company. She came back about 15 mins later to give me one last kiss and passed me her farm's namecard.... sweet! i think i kenna the Danok Gong Tao already!!!
The Food
Food in Danok is so so only honestly. Tried the bak kut teh RM19 (expensive! opposite the 7-11at Oliver hotel) as well as the Wan Tan Mee RM3 along the main road to Hatyai. Average standard but at that price i guess you can't complain. I actually treated my girl to a sumptuous Thai dinner at the restaurant opposite Oliver. We had a whole fish fried thai stayle, Tom Yum Soup (My God! with Two huge king sized prawns, crabs, etc), Two Khao Pad Gai (Chicken Fried Rice), 1 Omelette and 1 Vege. Whole bill came to around RM82, which was pretty decent i guess. One thing you guys must try, is the "Ma Falang" which is sort of a processed guava. Its super sweet and really really nice. Your girl will also be impressed if you know how to order that for her. haha... i also bought like 6 pieces and carried the fucking guava all the way back to Singapore, damn heavy man! But worth it!!!
The fried chicken at around RM2 is also not bad. At night, near Soi 2 or 4, you can check out the night bazaars there, sells all sorts of food stuffs, insects, vegetables etc... quite cool!
Coming Back
You can try to get your tickets back to Singapore at the ticket counters located on the left just after the Thai Immigration. Buses to Singapore cost RM80 and departs Danok at 1.00pm sharp. Try to get tickets for the ride back on the day you arrive just to be safe. When coming back, bring your ticket to the counter you purchased from and the operator will write the bus number on the ticket. You gotta keep a sharp lookout for the bus that you're assigned on
the other side of the road (going toward the Thai immigration). Once you see your bus, proceed to clear Thai immigration before heading to the bus. I find this info is necessary as most newbies like me who don't speak Thai or Malay, may accidentally miss the bus if they're not alert. Do also bring extra Msia Immigration cards...
Miscellaneous Notes
If you're a cheongster, do check out some of the recommended bars and discos, Barberry, Paragon, Club Model, Hello Bangkok etc. Somehow my girl and I overate and kinda fell into a deep slumber... waking up only at around 3am for another round of sex! haha. I heard the pubs were an eye opener, perhaps i can write more when i return. For more info, do refer to some of the help guides in Danok with the seniors...
Tourist Traps
As recommended by our lau jiaos here, try to get your girl from the farms on the left near Oliver, avoid those near Oscar unless you know them well. Get your girls from the farms only, and not from those individual Taxi riders who sometimes have their own girls (one quoted me RM400 for a nite!!)
I hope the above guide is sufficient for newbies planning a trip to Danok, do feel free to PM me if you guys need any other info that i didn't cover... all the best, have fun and stay safe!!! Remember... Raw is War!!!
30-07-2009, 08:10 AM
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