What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[ahha2011]

Originally Posted by Summerhillt

Haha , read from page 1 to page 31 took me 2 hours..

Now here's my fair encounter to share.

Back than when was 12 .. really like this girl in my class. Recess always play ice and water i always ask her catch me.. got once caught tio me le.. i fell down and she ask you ok ma? Need me kiss you? I damn shy say no. Till today i regret
( a kiss at 12 is like getting a bbbj le .)

Back than i was 14.. was arranged to sit beside a malay girl in class.. only 2 of us side by side everyday.. my class only had 5 boys.. the rest all girls. Walao i tell you this malay girl step shy than everyday i talk dirty with her. Than 1 day she suddenly beh tahan and ask me sternly. '' How about i give you a blowjob right now in the toilet? ''

nah beh cb.. i scared like siao and say no.. zzzz until today i don't know why.

Sec 4 liao.. had a chinese gf , shes the most chio in my class. Dated with her. Lost my virgin to her , than she had this best friend who has the biggest boobs ever.. my gf say her best fren is lesbian like her than she suggested we 3P. I felt disgusted and said no.
Now given the chance i will say '' YES YES YES '' Broke up with her.. now i see both of them looking gorgeous.

18 years.. kept going out with few chij girls together with my bro. we aim hoseh liao this 2 chij girls.. always take time out go meet them. My friend jitao ask them... '' want go hotel!?! you all dare anot?!? '' They say '' ON LA NOT SAY NEVER B4. '' I see they just sec 4 sec 5 i scared they paotoh.. i take cab home.. knn my fren had the best gangbang ever.. 2 chij girls sucking his cockhead in uniform.. both tounge on his cock... still pussy swapping fuck.. he cum in the girl than let it drip into the other girl ass and than he fuck the ass.. i saw the video and until today '' tui my xim gua tao ''
* always my dream to fuck a chij girl. '' My fren just say '' who ask you hum ji? orbi quek.. ''

Was playing truth or dare at chalet.. 3 girls 2 guys.. 1 of the girl kena dare '' we dare you lose your virgin to Summerhillt. ''
She nod her head.. I see so many people i say siao ah u all !?!? Now she on fb is a partying slut..

Went to fuck my best fren gf after they brokeup.. one of my fren saw my photos while '' playing '' my iphone games. Than the story spread like siao..

But of the most funny shit and stupid thing was.. when i 16... My gf that day and me released from school early.. she say dun go her house.. later the father coming back early , i say nvm la we fast fast.. Went to her house and fuck.. she said she got menses.. i say never mind la.. we do on the floor.. wow was good.. but blood flow like siao.. the whole floor all blood.. didnt care much after deed done and wash myself first.

NBCB. As i walked into her room i can hear her house door opening.. her house is those 2 storey hdb mansion 2 floor de. KNN I PEEP MY HEAD OUT IS THE FATHER OPENING THE DOOR. I SWEAR I NEVER FELT SO SCARED BEFORE IN MY LIFE.. My balls really went to my throat. ( i was still naked coming out from toilet. )

I suited back into my school uniform in the fastest speed ever.. now u ask me do that again i really duno how. I jitao take my whole school file pour all my assignment on the patch of blood and just slam and scoop up and throw in my bag than faster grab a wet cloth and wipe dry.. worst still i am not allowed in her house de.. cb i go hide in the cupboard with a schoolbag full of menses.

i pray to god so hard the father wont know i am in the house as my gf say he come back take some file and go le.. knn nbcb he open the door i hear him shout '' WHOM HAVE YOU LET IN MY HOUSE?!?! '' CB i in the cupboard thinking wa cb this uncle why so smart know i on top 2nd floor hiding..

knn... my school shoe never keep in cupboard.. my gf always ask me put inside cause scared got sudden spotcheck.. that day i lazy put inside.. knn father see size 10 sch shoe shout like siao..

i think.. wa cb better come out of the cupboard la if not tio spot inside lagi worse..

came down and met the father and kena fuck liao siao.. faster say sorry sorry uncle i come here help fix laptop for her.. and ran out of the house liao..

knn.. tio kan and school bag have to throw .. next day kena fuck by teacher asking where all the assignment have gone.. than my gf wink at me

Haha.. I like the last part.. So funny .. Haha..

[maccaflame]

Wow... That's alot of regrets u have over the years....

[afk123]

Secondary School - Regret not going out with girls I knew in my own school, that liked me. End up taken by others. Last time shy, don't dare to go ahead. Only know how to mix around with all my guy friends playing soccer/slacking/watching porn together/seeing girls.

When I was 15, I came to know of a girl who was 19. Was young that time and she asked me out, I only dare to flirt and social on MSN/SMS but not in real life, chicken out. Like, I asked to hold her hands IRL on MSN/SMS. Once meet, she offered her hands but I dont dare to hold.

Regret leaving one of my ex twice for two other (one I fucked and another I didn't because she was virgin, now the virgin is married with a kid after I broked up with her 3 months! Wasted). My ex gave me the best sex of my life, even though not together already but she's going to get married.

Current gf also giving me good sex but not as good as my ex. My ex left me cause I play around too much. Kinda regret.

[naturegreen]

Originally Posted by ilovebigtits

fucked my next door neighbor's wife...

This sounds sexciting!

[Shadow_warrior]

Once I dated this Miss Singapore, Ah lian title winner, also Grounded SIA

stewardess

Look damn doll, so blew alot of money on her.

But realise she was grounded because 40 plus MCs in 1 year, and also family

quite messed up, expected me to feed her mom, dad, turtle, dog, fetch her

maid. One night she sleeping with me her mother call me ask her drive her to

tua peh gong 3am. Mother got to eat medicine for Mental issues, $300 a

month

House power got cut, got to pay for her, and also go ikea buy candles.

Spent up to 10k in 3 months and also lent her 4k

She gave me a cheque, and it bounced, after that I had it

She was also 2 timing, so cut it clean.

She call me after that, I ignore. Once bitten twice shy

[Maxico]

At 18, i met tis guy he became my mentor at work. Got to know his family better after going out to dinner with them a few times. One night after partying n heavy drinking, we when back to my mentor's place. Forgotten to get ciggies on the way back, he went out again to get some ciggy n snacks.
Caught up in the moment, his wife n i started flirting. B4 we knew it i was doing doggy to her on the sofa. Lucky the session finish b4 my friend got back home. Wat i regretted was, his wife younger sister was my FB at tat point of time. No one knew we had something going on, till my mentor wife opened her itchy mouth n told her sister abt our little tryst. Ended up losing both good fuck.

Sianz....

[Summerhillt]

Zzzz I came in here and share my recounts. Tio zap 5 points for nothing. Bro dare zap dare give nick la. don't just zap no reason. This really make people beh song and don't share their stories de

[caspak]

Originally Posted by Maxico

At 18, i met tis guy he became my mentor at work. Got to know his family better after going out to dinner with them a few times. One night after partying n heavy drinking, we when back to my mentor's place. Forgotten to get ciggies on the way back, he went out again to get some ciggy n snacks.
Caught up in the moment, his wife n i started flirting. B4 we knew it i was doing doggy to her on the sofa. Lucky the session finish b4 my friend got back home. Wat i regretted was, his wife younger sister was my FB at tat point of time. No one knew we had something going on, till my mentor wife opened her itchy mouth n told her sister abt our little tryst. Ended up losing both good fuck.

Sianz....

wah but least u enjoyed the fun and a great wild game

[TwinX]

Happened few days back.....

I always have sex with my gf outside her house staircase if her sis was home. Her sis was home and I wanted a quickie before leaving. Saw her neighbour a guy in his 20s at the corridor smoking. We went to the staircase to smoke and wait for him to go back into his house then we started to hanky panky. Gf mentioned that this guy always peeped into her bedroom or living room when he smoke outside. Anyway I told her to be careful and didn't think much.

Was fucking my gf halfway when she saw a handphone coming out of the side wall. I turned around but the handphone was gone. We faster wore back our clothes and I run up to see. But didn't see anyone. Suspected it was the same neighbour but no proof.

Not sure if he did take any pics or video. Worse if he post them online. I was not exposed as my back was facing the handphone but my gf was almost naked.....

Hopefully my gf saw before he could take anything.... should have listened to my gf and be more alert.

[nothing]

My worst stupid shit was having my small head rule over my big head to fark someone thrice (yes thrice) my size and i have to doggy her because i just can't stand the sight of her body doing missionary. Not very nice experience. No offense to plump or fat personnels here but not my cup of tea however, too horny at that time, so

[condomheros]

Was at a buddies birthday at a club. Our mission was to get über drunk so all of us abandoned the cars at home. I know this girl for like 15 years now. Your typical ah lian, pleasant, not too pretty, perky a cupper. Nothing happened throughout the 15 years except some kissing once or twice. As we were super close (like in 15 years), we talk about everything in life. Until that fateful night, both of us were quite drunk and started to pet and kiss on the dance floor. My buddies were quite shocked (we also know one another for 15 yrs). *fast forward*, we decided to hop on a can together, as we were struggling into the can her tube was pulled down exposing her perky brown nipple. We hugged in the cab whilst I was twisting that left exposed nipple till she started moaning in the cab. Then proceeded southwards to touch her pussy. Prior to that I realized that it was super wet (not that aroused kinda wet but pee pee kinda wet). Went up her house and proceeded to strip her and dress her up. After stripping her, tot to myself,"y not have some fun?" we frenched like crazy with the hands on my rod saying," I want I want". Proceeded to penetrate her super tight hole very very wet from all the fingering pumped like 10x. Suddenly she pushed me away saying she knows my gf and won't wanna do something to betray her..... Half sober from all the fiasco, zipped up gave her a long French and left, blue balled, guilty... (half wanting to fuck her more, half cos I fucked her and felt guilty). Till today I can still remember the slippery cunt she has, that huge perky brown nipple.....

[Summerhillt]

Originally Posted by condomheros

Was at a buddies birthday at a club. Our mission was to get über drunk so all of us abandoned the cars at home. I know this girl for like 15 years now. Your typical ah lian, pleasant, not too pretty, perky a cupper. Nothing happened throughout the 15 years except some kissing once or twice. As we were super close (like in 15 years), we talk about everything in life. Until that fateful night, both of us were quite drunk and started to pet and kiss on the dance floor. My buddies were quite shocked (we also know one another for 15 yrs). *fast forward*, we decided to hop on a can together, as we were struggling into the can her tube was pulled down exposing her perky brown nipple. We hugged in the cab whilst I was twisting that left exposed nipple till she started moaning in the cab. Then proceeded southwards to touch her pussy. Prior to that I realized that it was super wet (not that aroused kinda wet but pee pee kinda wet). Went up her house and proceeded to strip her and dress her up. After stripping her, tot to myself,"y not have some fun?" we frenched like crazy with the hands on my rod saying," I want I want". Proceeded to penetrate her super tight hole very very wet from all the fingering pumped like 10x. Suddenly she pushed me away saying she knows my gf and won't wanna do something to betray her..... Half sober from all the fiasco, zipped up gave her a long French and left, blue balled, guilty... (half wanting to fuck her more, half cos I fucked her and felt guilty). Till today I can still remember the slippery cunt she has, that huge perky brown nipple.....

Yea man.. sometimes the guilt really makes the atmosphere really fail.. waa bro u know her 15 years liao than after this incident still got meet her?

[cumfudge]

Originally Posted by 303258

Regret ,
1) fucking around prostitutes.

always wanted to be in control of sexual urges and be moral. however my cock head always wins over my real head. not that i got any sickness. just dont want to do it but end up doing it and wasting money on the 10 second pleasure of cumming. haiz...

IKR... big head say need to get a grip and not get suck in the pleasure(damn addictive) but stupid small head keep making me go online look for fl

[kurosaki ichigo]

Originally Posted by bastardball

Just out of curiousity, what are some of the stupidest sex shit you regret doing in your life...can be anything..

Examples:

1. Fucked without condom with a WL
2. Losing your virginity to the same sex partner / animal
3. Got a chance to fuck a babe but act gentleman and never fuck her when got the chance
4. Fuck a babe and lasted a mere record 1 second before cumming...
5. Fucked your maid and got busted
6. Fucked ur cousin / didn't fuck your cousin
7. Fucked an underage gal
8. Fucked in public and got busted

The list goes on....


For me...I went batam with three of my buddies...got so fucking drunk...ended up in an orgy with the three gals that each of us took...dunno what happened, as we were fucking and exchanging partners, I fucked one of my buddy in the arse for like 2 seconds out of sheer fun and stupid drunkness

Woke up next day sober and we never talked about it ever again


Please share....

OMG this is way too funny

[pooren]

Originally Posted by notti4u

For me, I was chatting with a girl in MSN and managed to date her to hotel and halfway driving, i got a bad stomachache and when check into hotel 81, i went to toilet to poo after I came out from the toilet, she complained that it was smelly and do not want to go in and pee. So she got no mood to make out and in the end, we both sit in the hotel room and TCSS without doing anything. Should have clear my bowel before I meet her.... now no chance to up her as she still remember this matter

moral of the lesson: dun shit in your own backyard