What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[MultiOrgasGuy]

Originally Posted by stalkerboy

Why regret? Must be quite sexciting?

Dont shit where you eat...esp. in the same house. You may have fun now but dire consequences later.

[opiuchus]

Originally Posted by notti4u

For me, I was chatting with a girl in MSN and managed to date her to hotel and halfway driving, i got a bad stomachache and when check into hotel 81, i went to toilet to poo after I came out from the toilet, she complained that it was smelly and do not want to go in and pee. So she got no mood to make out and in the end, we both sit in the hotel room and TCSS without doing anything. Should have clear my bowel before I meet her.... now no chance to up her as she still remember this matter

that is just nasty man LOL. try again next time

[TwinX]

Few years back.... Spend lots of time and money chasing after a girl. When finally get her, realise she is a dead fish in bed. No sound, does not move and does not know how to please a guy. When I poke her, she complains pain as she has very small pussy. Totally no mood to do with her. Chase for few months but lasted few weeks only.

[ilovebigtits]

fucked my next door neighbor's wife...

[joncheong]

while in uni, had an ex... i always told her i want to try anal..can do without cap no fear of pregnancy, she always fuck me verbally whenever i say i wanna anal her....

got once i got mischievous, while doggie-ing her i jap my dick into her ass...she straight away turn around, stop and gave me one tight slap and chased me out of her room...from then on she damn pissed off with me....a few weeks later we broke off cos she said i don't respect her...but i didn't know she will so serious...

[Traid14k]

I am not sure its regretable or not but here goes,

hook up with my cousin's cousin during my cousin's wedding.

We went on a few dates within the following week after the wedding and than 1 night after clubbing with her she didnt want to go home. So I suggest we book into a hotel and I thot ho say liao. Than in the room she slept and I tried kissing her and touching her tits but she kept pushing me away. Fucking turn off and the next morning send her home.

Slowly found out she is a nut case with those "I am a Princess" attitude and also think very highly of herself and always complain her parents are poor and cant afford the lifestyle that she wants and bitch about everything. Real nut case. So not long after I broke off with her.

Later she went to tell the rest of the cousin and aunties and uncle we check into a hotel but left out the part that we didnt do shit. So all my relative thinks I fuck her and than fuck off.

Recently heard she check into Woodbridge Hospital or IMH.

So the only regrettable thing is to have dated her.

[Traid14k]

Originally Posted by ilovebigtits

fucked my next door neighbor's wife...

why its the most regretable thing to fuck your neighbour wife?

[fictionman]

Originally Posted by Traid14k

why its the most regretable thing to fuck your neighbour wife?

Must be caught red handed & got his balls kick by her hubby...Tts all I can think off why he regret lol....

[TheDriverGuy]

Originally Posted by fictionman

Must be caught red handed & got his balls kick by her hubby...Tts all I can think off why he regret lol....

Maybe sexposed to the whole neighbourhood? :x

[Shadow_warrior]

Met a friend for drinks and he intro 2 girls.

Turned out they were from HC, so he took the big tits, I took normal looking

one

Went to hotel, was bored, didnt want to fuck her but then was thinking lugi,

paid already and friend in next room must be fucking

So start, she was damn pro....sliding all over me, BBBJ

then want to fuck, no condom, so ask her have or not. She said I clean dont

worry, then small head dominate, fuck raw

Scream like hell, say best sex of her life in 20 years(yeah right)

Lucky went blood test didnt get anything.

And then KNN, check with my friend he say he never fuck, cannot get it up

The girl who he happening the tits like fucking head so big, and sag till tummy.

Later the 2 girls ask me play 3p, I just smile and drop them home.

[Sg35Drew]

Well me ... was rape by 4 ladies oldest is about 45 but the rest is about 30-35 and they got into a room thought only dual play but bcom 2 extra then they decided to suck me dry and made me suffer had like cum 4 x omg my dick was so tired but all they say it a pleasure hope that i could remember them... well i did

[spidey7]

Bastardball who wuld act gentleman in front o a babe? Got chance 2bang muz take fast action. Tt is ur pt 3.

[Shadow_warrior]

Originally Posted by Sg35Drew

Well me ... was rape by 4 ladies oldest is about 45 but the rest is about 30-35 and they got into a room thought only dual play but bcom 2 extra then they decided to suck me dry and made me suffer had like cum 4 x omg my dick was so tired but all they say it a pleasure hope that i could remember them... well i did

Wah bro this one kan tao damn good....heh heh...ups you....

[maxman]

Originally Posted by Traid14k

I am not sure its regretable or not but here goes,

hook up with my cousin's cousin during my cousin's wedding.

We went on a few dates within the following week after the wedding and than 1 night after clubbing with her she didnt want to go home. So I suggest we book into a hotel and I thot ho say liao. Than in the room she slept and I tried kissing her and touching her tits but she kept pushing me away. Fucking turn off and the next morning send her home.

Slowly found out she is a nut case with those "I am a Princess" attitude and also think very highly of herself and always complain her parents are poor and cant afford the lifestyle that she wants and bitch about everything. Real nut case. So not long after I broke off with her.

Later she went to tell the rest of the cousin and aunties and uncle we check into a hotel but left out the part that we didnt do shit. So all my relative thinks I fuck her and than fuck off.

Recently heard she check into Woodbridge Hospital or IMH.

So the only regrettable thing is to have dated her.

Ohh this is surely regrettable. Women with "princess attitude" are mentally not right to harbour such a fairy tale image of themselves, and they will cost men heaps of money. Women with unsound mind, or anyone for that matter, isn't somebody you want to go out with. It's a sad case about that woman.

[Summerhillt]

Haha , read from page 1 to page 31 took me 2 hours..

Now here's my fair encounter to share.

Back than when was 12 .. really like this girl in my class. Recess always play ice and water i always ask her catch me.. got once caught tio me le.. i fell down and she ask you ok ma? Need me kiss you? I damn shy say no. Till today i regret
( a kiss at 12 is like getting a bbbj le .)

Back than i was 14.. was arranged to sit beside a malay girl in class.. only 2 of us side by side everyday.. my class only had 5 boys.. the rest all girls. Walao i tell you this malay girl step shy than everyday i talk dirty with her. Than 1 day she suddenly beh tahan and ask me sternly. '' How about i give you a blowjob right now in the toilet? ''

nah beh cb.. i scared like siao and say no.. zzzz until today i don't know why.

Sec 4 liao.. had a chinese gf , shes the most chio in my class. Dated with her. Lost my virgin to her , than she had this best friend who has the biggest boobs ever.. my gf say her best fren is lesbian like her than she suggested we 3P. I felt disgusted and said no.
Now given the chance i will say '' YES YES YES '' Broke up with her.. now i see both of them looking gorgeous.

18 years.. kept going out with few chij girls together with my bro. we aim hoseh liao this 2 chij girls.. always take time out go meet them. My friend jitao ask them... '' want go hotel!?! you all dare anot?!? '' They say '' ON LA NOT SAY NEVER B4. '' I see they just sec 4 sec 5 i scared they paotoh.. i take cab home.. knn my fren had the best gangbang ever.. 2 chij girls sucking his cockhead in uniform.. both tounge on his cock... still pussy swapping fuck.. he cum in the girl than let it drip into the other girl ass and than he fuck the ass.. i saw the video and until today '' tui my xim gua tao ''
* always my dream to fuck a chij girl. '' My fren just say '' who ask you hum ji? orbi quek.. ''

Was playing truth or dare at chalet.. 3 girls 2 guys.. 1 of the girl kena dare '' we dare you lose your virgin to Summerhillt. ''
She nod her head.. I see so many people i say siao ah u all !?!? Now she on fb is a partying slut..

Went to fuck my best fren gf after they brokeup.. one of my fren saw my photos while '' playing '' my iphone games. Than the story spread like siao..

But of the most funny shit and stupid thing was.. when i 16... My gf that day and me released from school early.. she say dun go her house.. later the father coming back early , i say nvm la we fast fast.. Went to her house and fuck.. she said she got menses.. i say never mind la.. we do on the floor.. wow was good.. but blood flow like siao.. the whole floor all blood.. didnt care much after deed done and wash myself first.

NBCB. As i walked into her room i can hear her house door opening.. her house is those 2 storey hdb mansion 2 floor de. KNN I PEEP MY HEAD OUT IS THE FATHER OPENING THE DOOR. I SWEAR I NEVER FELT SO SCARED BEFORE IN MY LIFE.. My balls really went to my throat. ( i was still naked coming out from toilet. )

I suited back into my school uniform in the fastest speed ever.. now u ask me do that again i really duno how. I jitao take my whole school file pour all my assignment on the patch of blood and just slam and scoop up and throw in my bag than faster grab a wet cloth and wipe dry.. worst still i am not allowed in her house de.. cb i go hide in the cupboard with a schoolbag full of menses.

i pray to god so hard the father wont know i am in the house as my gf say he come back take some file and go le.. knn nbcb he open the door i hear him shout '' WHOM HAVE YOU LET IN MY HOUSE?!?! '' CB i in the cupboard thinking wa cb this uncle why so smart know i on top 2nd floor hiding..


knn... my school shoe never keep in cupboard.. my gf always ask me put inside cause scared got sudden spotcheck.. that day i lazy put inside.. knn father see size 10 sch shoe shout like siao..

i think.. wa cb better come out of the cupboard la if not tio spot inside lagi worse..

came down and met the father and kena fuck liao siao.. faster say sorry sorry uncle i come here help fix laptop for her.. and ran out of the house liao..

knn.. tio kan and school bag have to throw .. next day kena fuck by teacher asking where all the assignment have gone.. than my gf wink at me