The Anatomy Of Cheebye

[sammyboyfor]

Originally Posted by Cyberspace Nerd

Don't be confused. Poor hygiene can cause BV which in turn, causes the characteristic fishy odour that many have experienced.

However, poor hygiene alone does not cause the odour associated with BV.

Poor hygiene of the genitals results in odour which can be removed simply by taking a shower and washing the cheebye.

[walao]

Originally Posted by Mark Lim

bro walao, your signature is from RI ler.

Nabei...diam diam, know it keep it to yourself, don't expose walao...btw, motto of RJC too...high school motto :"诚信勇忠 (Honesty, Trustworthiness, Moral Courage, Loyalty)"

Go figure out yourself...ji siao siao....Hor gao gan lar..


Walao
诚信勇忠 (Honesty, Trustworthiness, Moral Courage, Loyalty)
Auspicium Melioris Aevi (literally means An Auspicious moment of 'spotting' the gryphon jiao, cheebye in fact is a hybrid of lao eng jiao (eagle) and sai (lion)).

Anthem :
When Stamford Raffles held the torch

That cast Promethean flame

We faced the challenge of the day

To give ourselves a name




The eagle eye and gryphon strength

They led us to the fore

To reign supreme in every sphere

The Sons of Singapore




Come heed the call Rafflesians all

And let our hearts be stirring

We’ll do our best whate’er the test

And keep our colours flying




Let comradeship and fervent hope

With one voice make us pray

Auspicium Melioris Aevi

With God to guide the way

(Got hokkien version also you know....)

You chincery,
Walao

[walao]

Originally Posted by walao

Nabei...diam diam, know it keep it to yourself, don't expose walao...btw, motto of RJC too...high school motto :"诚信勇忠 (Honesty, Trustworthiness, Moral Courage, Loyalty)"

Go figure out yourself...ji siao siao....Hor gao gan lar..


Walao
诚信勇忠 (Honesty, Trustworthiness, Moral Courage, Loyalty)
Auspicium Melioris Aevi (literally means An Auspicious moment of 'spotting' the gryphon jiao, cheebye in fact is a hybrid of lao eng jiao (eagle) and sai (lion)).

Ah....talk about schools we attended...its kind of nostalgic to me, as I was always in very bizarre cases from PSLE posting through mid-secondary 'hiccups' to JC...

Talk about my primary school, i was supposed to be in NYPS as my laobu was a teacher there (so i got the priority in securing a place), but my dad, as he is a alittle anti-jiang hua yu, he secretly 'kidnapped' and registered me in the now-defunct Swiss Kotek Primary school...Well, never regretted attending that school as that cheebye primary school is just like a mini-UN well new paper had a special report on that primary school as having the most different and the most populous foreigners studying there)..Cheebye, during Primary 2, sat next to an Indon Aminah, primary 4, sat next to a Pookeestani (Pakistani), back a Japanese par cheng, Primary 6 was the best....sat next to a FUCKING CHEEBYE TIKOR Korean par cheng (His laobu is TCS8 veteran Jing Ying Ji (golden silver chicken) always got free playboy magazine to browse under the desk).

Then came PSLE...well, was almost ruined by my over confident attitude...always thought that i study last minute can get good results liao (always did from P1 to P5), but this time wrong judgement...kiam tampor fall iinto the longkang.

remembered my choices of secondary school...well as Swiss Kotek Primary school was located along Bukit Timah Road, so i jolly well, chose all schools around my corner...i thought i wanna sleep abit longer ma...so can still reach school on time....choice No.1 SJI (well inspired by my cousins), No.2 Chinese High (Nabei, my laobu forced me to choose), No.3 Swiss Cottage (ran out of idea where to choose so put that in lor), No.4 ACS (Dont know why i put), No.5 (Catholic High, one of my good friend from P6 went there too), No.6 (Whitley Secondary School, next to Swiss Kotek)...

But to my cheebye surprise....nabu...All Bor TIOK!!!!!!....i TIOK somehwre FAR EAST!!!.....KNN...and how on earth my result (well, 1 point short from it's PSLE cutting point) even put me into that FAREAST CHEENA school...as you see guys....should i say another MOE blunder (believe it or not). 1st year was torturous...i was getting use to the neighbourhood children...trying to get into their shoes, but to no success...they all call me "AH SIA KIA.." so limpei begin to act gangster, until mum kena called up...well the rest of the years, i onry stuck to 2 good kakis there....and smoothly sailed through...

'Orh-Level' ....once again....another bizarre experience...as i got friends posted to all around sillypore, i got through almost all JCs' barrier to quietly attended 1-2 lectures, to sample their lifestyle and atmosphere...cheebye i rated AJC the worst, got high fever after attended their lecture, ACJC chio bu sibei alot...but changed my mind as i scared cannot concentrate in studies..will be fucking more than studying..oh ya, i was officially posted to another Cheena JC for the 1st 3 months (didnt like it there but complimented myself for knowing Ow Jing Xian, TCS8 actress), and had my first gf there too.

After 3 months...another cheebye MOE blunder....i kena posted Far South!! WHat The Cheebye!!!...Saint Andrews!!!! Limpei buay song, complain to MOE, "Oei Ah Hia, when the hell SAJC got into my choice list..."..they reviewed and CHEEBYE got posted to somewhere i didnt want to go either (because i made enemies there :P)..ok Auspicium Melioris Aevi, means something auspicious..ok la, just accept my fate la....swallow my humble pie and shook hands with her & fucked her 8 years later (hehehehe yeah enemy was a char bor)...

The rest is history....

You chincery,
Walao

[Doomas]

I tried Italian cheebye once in Sydney...knn, taste like pasta...no wonder I kenah throat infection.

Oh yes, Thai hum the best...got neat one, ang ang one, boh moh one...but all taste aroy mahk mahk...where's your palaya from? Mine from YST, Issan side.

Doomas

Originally Posted by walao

Dear Ferrow Kuey Kias,

I am not really into licking cheebyes...but there is a difference in taste for cheebyes of different nationalities. As I said, generally speaking na...

Singaporean charbor - Taste alittle saltish. Dunno why

Ang Mo - tried twice in my life...nabei cheebye...the worst taste of all...same like combination of jio (urine), cheese, saltish and sometimes got white tissue strains....cheebye unhygenic...twice tasting, thrice shy...

China PRC - Standard...cheebye sibei standard....among all nationalities, theirs get wet very easily, even through less than 1 Pascal (pressure Force) of finger touch on their cheebye...and standard somemore...all taste like urine..

Korean - ....saltish and abit of smell...not so much of kimchi...moreover got a slight presence of urine taste...

Japanese (tried 4 times with 4 different girls...) - similar to singaporean..moreover, the only cheebye really tasted raw to me...use your own imagination to the word 'raw'

Viet-congs - abit tasteless...probably from the diet..pho pho pho (vietnamese national rice noodle dish in clear soup, lots of fresh vege, and of course healthy..oh yah, these Viet-congs sure love their mints in their food)

Taiwan - i fucked but didn't taste...didn't feel like licking on them. Don't ask me why, i also dont know why...never thought of it.

Hong Kong - Similar to Singaporean...but most of them With yellow Panty stains, abit of a turn off...probably due to their working culture, working 14 hours per day is a norm, so no time to care for their personal hygiene?


Thai - SWEET!..Thats the only word to describe SWEET!!!!...FUCKING CHEEBYE...i dunno what their put on their cheebye or what diet contribute to this phenomenon...Regardless of ordinary citizen or WL...(some may taste saltish abit at the beginning), but the sweetness will surface as you lick longer. Moreover to WL, most of them has a slight smell of Listerine+Lux Body Foam+Colgate???!!!!! (How on earth those products got to there??Don't ask me why, just personal experiences)...nabei cheebye..TARK KONG AH! Overall review quote SWEET!ANTISEPTIC!


You chincery,
Walao
Hor Gao Gan Lar!!!

[tragedie]

I find chinese good, thai good, malay good, indians good, ang moh good....

all cheebyes are good!!!

[fenwick]

Originally Posted by Doomas

I tried Italian cheebye once in Sydney...knn, taste like pasta...no wonder I kenah throat infection.

Oh yes, Thai hum the best...got neat one, ang ang one, boh moh one...but all taste aroy mahk mahk...where's your palaya from? Mine from YST, Issan side.

Doomas

I totally agree bro THAI " HEE AROY TI SOOT JING JING "

[illiteracy]

So many anatomy of cheebye...
the man who discover the G-spot will be a proud man

[David_Ginola]

Wow interesting discussion.......Russian pussy for me......smell nice.

[David_Ginola]

Wow interesting discussion.......Russian pussy for me......smell nice.

[Aurors]

Haha Bro David Ginola, you must have been very sleepy ...

[Bangster]

Australian outback cheebye.

Alot sand. Very dry. Shaved pussy like cactus.

[porscheclub]

I don't know about u guys, but each time I licked & eat the Cbs, half my face become wet wet & I always worry about how safe it is down there. So I stopped eating other than my own gals & I always make sure they wash.

Anyway, I cannot tahan any clams with urine smell. I mean, think about it. Would you even lick your own urine???

[SammyHulk]

Individual preference bah. Clams w smell definitely a turn off,imo,left alone painting it. Who dun want a odourless ham?

[David_Ginola]

Originally Posted by Aurors

Haha Bro David Ginola, you must have been very sleepy ...

Haha bro.....my system problem. Can't load. Now then i realised i got double post. Paiseh

Originally Posted by SammyHulk

Individual preference bah. Clams w smell definitely a turn off,imo,left alone painting it. Who dun want a odourless ham?

Ya bro....i also wants a odourless abalone.......hehe

[golden tongue]

Here is my opinion about various CB.

Spore ladies CB generally has nice smell.

Malaysian Ladies CB no smell.

Thai CB smell nice. It's very clean and well taken care.

Pnoy CB oso ok. No smell.

Indo malay lady CB has some knid of jamu smell and taste.

White meat (Chinese). Some ok but some have smell. Some have nice pubic hair and some are very bushy.