messed up sex stories/ experiences

[suver]

Originally Posted by entering

Mine was I had this girl (S) who fought with her friend (A) because her friend A says I'm married and it was wrong to be having sex with me.

So ended up they had huge fight and then S broke off the friendship. This made A very sad because A is a dead beat friend and she always ask for money from S.

So she texted me and asked how she can convince S to be her friend again and asked for my help. I knew she didn't like me so I replied the only way I'm going to help her is if she fucks me in front of S. And S actually said that's a fair punishment for A.

The day came and A was like very reluctant and said she was having menses which I told her no problem cuz I still fuck when any girl with menses (and creampie them if it's raw so they won't be pregnant).

But turned out it wasn't true. She wasn't having menses so I started to pump her hard and half way I said to make it better I'll do anal.

So at this time S was also really turned on and she was fingering herself while watching me fuck A and when I started the anal, A was screaming like hell saying it was painful etc and that got me even more excited but right at the end when I came and pulled out, shit just flowed out of her ass and that point a lot of liquid shit came out and I jumped off the bed, but S seeing the shit, was like halfway Cumming but ended up she ran to the toilet and puked from the smell.

We had to roll up the sheets and ask room service to come take it away and give us new sheets.

After that A hated me more but S and her are friends.

Walao, lucky I'm not eating while reading this

[entering]

Originally Posted by suver

Walao, lucky I'm not eating while reading this

Hahaha

Another one was when I had this milf. She was fucking hot and very reluctant to meet me cuz she complains everytime meet me is just sex.

So far the sex with her is ok but usually she shy so we off the light. But she's got a damn nice figure and one time she came to my place after a motorcycle accident for some comfort and as usual we started kissing and when I wanted to go down on her, she said she was having her menses so told me to just lube and and fuck her.

So I lubed but I told her I got an idea. I took a condom and put it over the durex lube container (the blue one) and started or lube the condom container with another lube (the durex orange one).

So I started to fuck her and she was high then I started to rub the lube in her ass and then took the container and inserted it.

So as I'm banging her, the container condom is also like moving in and out of her as my body is banging her from the back and she suddenly started shouting very loudly that she's going to cum very hard and it is her first time having a DP.

I was also cumming but just as I was about to cum she suddenly kicked me very hard on the tummy and I fell backwards and tumbled back and fell of the bed, which was quite painful and next thing I know she started squirting but it is like blood colour liquid flying all over the bed.

I was shocked cuz she never squirted and she will be my first one. But now there's a puddle of red liquid on the bed with the sheets very wet and best part she passed out.

So anyway, seeing that she's concus on the bed in this whole bloody mess, I just walked to the shower and took a shower and left her there.

After like an hour she woke up. Think it was her cumming and also she's just exhausted and not sleeping well from her wound. But the blood already dried up and also she got up can see her hair also at the back is like cakey from the liquid mixed with the menses.

Then I asked her how come she never told me she's a squirter and she said she wanted to wait for the day she cum so hard she squirts to surprise me.

Well, ya. I was surprised

[entering]

Since I'm already here I write another one then go to bed.

I had this girl from uni. Also super hot. But that time I was really taken by her looks. She's got this mix indo and chinese look and her hair is just gorgeous.

So I'm like why me and she says she likes guys that look old and cuz I was teaching in the university over there in her country and she said one of her fetish was to bang her professor and what more a foreign professor in another prestigious uni cuz I was faculty head and she knows.

So she always wanted to bang in her lecture theatre and I brought her to one of my lecture halls and we went at it like it was our last fuck.

So she was on the long table legs in the air and I was like banging her damn hard and she was like screaming and I was going to cum so I told her I want her to have my baby and I'm going to cum inside her.

She was like no no no and I was like I don't care I'm cumming and at the point of time, she suddenly kicked me too very hard but cuz the lecture theatre is got steps and we were in the middle section where it was higher than the black board level, I tumbled backwards and broke my last finger as I fell down the stairs.

Then I was in pain and she was like breathless and I told her she may have broken my finger, she said never mind, let me suck you till you cum. And right in the middle of it was I was like I'm cumming in your mouth, right at the end of the hall, we can hear in the distance, the door at the end of the next block was opened. Means security is coming to check.

It was like a shit moment man. We both jumped up and I'm like shooting sperm while running to wear my clothes with my finger broken and she pulled up her skirt and t and when the security entered the hall we both looked at him pretending to be like having a student and teacher meeting.

Then when I asked her do you think the security knows we are fucking, she replied please... We smell of sex. Of course he knows. 😅😅😅 And my finger was like bandaged for 6 weeks. Swollen and can't do anything.

[quickfoot]

Great share bro entering !!

[tuyp]

I think this lady that i had sex with squirted after some intense finger session and had brown substances out as well, i dont know if she farted with poop out or what but that turn me damn off. But i went on and continued the deed or the other side of the bed

[jlanjut]

Originally Posted by entering

Since I'm already here I write another one then go to bed.

I had this girl from uni. Also super hot. But that time I was really taken by her looks. She's got this mix indo and chinese look and her hair is just gorgeous.

So I'm like why me and she says she likes guys that look old and cuz I was teaching in the university over there in her country and she said one of her fetish was to bang her professor and what more a foreign professor in another prestigious uni cuz I was faculty head and she knows.

So she always wanted to bang in her lecture theatre and I brought her to one of my lecture halls and we went at it like it was our last fuck.

So she was on the long table legs in the air and I was like banging her damn hard and she was like screaming and I was going to cum so I told her I want her to have my baby and I'm going to cum inside her.

She was like no no no and I was like I don't care I'm cumming and at the point of time, she suddenly kicked me too very hard but cuz the lecture theatre is got steps and we were in the middle section where it was higher than the black board level, I tumbled backwards and broke my last finger as I fell down the stairs.

Then I was in pain and she was like breathless and I told her she may have broken my finger, she said never mind, let me suck you till you cum. And right in the middle of it was I was like I'm cumming in your mouth, right at the end of the hall, we can hear in the distance, the door at the end of the next block was opened. Means security is coming to check.

It was like a shit moment man. We both jumped up and I'm like shooting sperm while running to wear my clothes with my finger broken and she pulled up her skirt and t and when the security entered the hall we both looked at him pretending to be like having a student and teacher meeting.

Then when I asked her do you think the security knows we are fucking, she replied please... We smell of sex. Of course he knows. ������ And my finger was like bandaged for 6 weeks. Swollen and can't do anything.

All ur stories are damn messed up to the max.

Respect.

[entering]

Originally Posted by jlanjut

All ur stories are damn messed up to the max.

Respect.

Lots more where that came from after so many years of weird shit. Starting from fucking my parents maid since I was Sec 2

[lancelim]

I tutored a female student years back who became my fb. It was my birthday and she wanted to surprise me. So what happened was we wanted to bonk with me blindfolded while she made the moves. She went to shower while I waited in her room will full erection and expectations. She came back in 5 mins. I told her it's ok, don't shower first. I pressed her against the wall, frenched her and squeezed her boobs under her bra. I was so horny I wanted her to give me a bj first. I pressed her shoulder, made her kneel down, shoved my dick into her mouth. Halfway I signalled her to ride me. Suddenly I felt something was wrong. The moves were really experienced and smooth. I removed the blindfold and it was her mum who was in her early 40s! She calmly signalled me it's ok to carry on fucking. She even allowed me to cim.

Why I mistook her as my student. Their build were similar. They bra and panty sizes were the same. They moaned quietly during sex. She found cum stains on her daughter's bra so she suspected someone is fucking her daughter as she did not hear her daughter dating anyone. She suspected it was me since most of the time we were alone together. So she decided to ambush us and sent her daughter to get some stuff for her. Just nice that day I was blindfolded and did not see the messages my student sent.

She thought I would stop at petting or bj but I went deep into her. Since she was divorced, she could play along and fuck without repercussions. But she told me that I have to keep a secret from her daughter and I would also have to stop teaching her daughter. Although she maintained her grades but she did not want me to turn her daughter into a whore. I lost a sizeable income as a student back then.

I asked her I cannot fuck her daughter but what about me and her, 2 consenting adults and she seem to enjoy my cock. We met up a few times after that and finally lost contact.

[LooksLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by shocky

So i thought id start a thread for people to add their not so enjoyable sex experiences. we have all had one or two (or even more) so why not share them. I'll get the ball rolling with one i had just the other day...


So I had a lady friend round the other night and we watched a few dvd's and had a few wines. Things started to get physical and there intermittent growling out and fellating. Things then got a little nostalgic as we reverted to the somewhat-of-a-novelty equal opportunity 69 position.

Being slightly drunk and getting into the mood of things i decided i would eat a bit of arse. Having done this for quite some time, my mouth got quite dry so i had to retrieve my tongue momentarily to re-lubricate and catch my breath, it is here that things got interesting.

As my tongue retired to its quarters i saw two intestinal worms crawl out of her arse and start having a party on the rim. I didn't wanna be rude, so i thought it best not to comment, but i couldn't stop entirely for then she would know that something was up, so i returned to her minge hoping it would all be taken in stride.

But, due to the 69 positioning, returning south to the minge meant the two-worm fiesta was right at eye-level, and it was an epic stare-off for territory. Being drunk all i could see was these two worms in close-up, giving me the evil eye.

I later killed those two worms and any of the back ups with my penis

It really was the most uncomfortable encounter i had ever had in a 69. Hopefully nothing like that ever happens again.

With your permission, may I post my recently deleted stories on your thread? Would love to continue my messed up dark humour stories. Kindly reply, thanks

[chupchaikia]

Originally Posted by LooksLikeJesus

With your permission, may I post my recently deleted stories on your thread? Would love to continue my messed up dark humour stories. Kindly reply, thanks

You are most welcomed to use mine, Bro LooksLikeJesus, if you like?

(Click Here)

[MaseratiBoy]

When I was in poly year 3 many years ago. I used to go staircase to smoke. One day was finding a random staircase of a block near my house. Combed up a few levels. Back then there weren’t any cameras. Went up and saw this young girl sitting there. Since there wasn’t anyone I decided to chat with her. Asked her what she was doing here. She told me she was there cause she didn’t want to go home and she stayed a different block.

Found out she was only sec one. I offered her a cigarette and she accepted.
I got horny for some reason and asked her if she want to smoke my cock instead not. She was hesitant and before she even reply I already took out my erected cock. Went up to her face and said smoke this instead.

I forced it in her mouth. After that said sweet nothings to her. Say she very pretty. Want to be my gf? I love you. And she stupidly said she loved me too. I forcefully stripped her out of her school uniform. She tried to resist me a little but I overpowered her.

Ended up fucking her 13 year virgin pussy. Slight blood was dripping down. I didn’t care. I continue to pump her doggy on the staircase. After awhile cannot take it alr, I cum deep inside of her. Then made her suck my cock clean by saying Wah Lao baby you make my cock dirty now you need clean. I made her suck my bloodied and cum covered cock.

Said I wanted go buy cig gave her one and lighted up for her then left. Didn’t wait for her to clean up. I just left. Not sure if she got pregnant lolz

[ceeko]

KNN that is statutory rape lor

[entering]

Originally Posted by entering

Since I'm already here I write another one then go to bed.

I had this girl from uni. Also super hot. But that time I was really taken by her looks. She's got this mix indo and chinese look and her hair is just gorgeous.

So I'm like why me and she says she likes guys that look old and cuz I was teaching in the university over there in her country and she said one of her fetish was to bang her professor and what more a foreign professor in another prestigious uni cuz I was faculty head and she knows.

So she always wanted to bang in her lecture theatre and I brought her to one of my lecture halls and we went at it like it was our last fuck.

So she was on the long table legs in the air and I was like banging her damn hard and she was like screaming and I was going to cum so I told her I want her to have my baby and I'm going to cum inside her.

She was like no no no and I was like I don't care I'm cumming and at the point of time, she suddenly kicked me too very hard but cuz the lecture theatre is got steps and we were in the middle section where it was higher than the black board level, I tumbled backwards and broke my last finger as I fell down the stairs.

Then I was in pain and she was like breathless and I told her she may have broken my finger, she said never mind, let me suck you till you cum. And right in the middle of it was I was like I'm cumming in your mouth, right at the end of the hall, we can hear in the distance, the door at the end of the next block was opened. Means security is coming to check.

It was like a shit moment man. We both jumped up and I'm like shooting sperm while running to wear my clothes with my finger broken and she pulled up her skirt and t and when the security entered the hall we both looked at him pretending to be like having a student and teacher meeting.

Then when I asked her do you think the security knows we are fucking, she replied please... We smell of sex. Of course he knows. 😅😅😅 And my finger was like bandaged for 6 weeks. Swollen and can't do anything.

Read my old encounters and laughed. Maybe one day should just write my history also

[bryanlailai]

Originally Posted by MaseratiBoy

When I was in poly year 3 many years ago. I used to go staircase to smoke. One day was finding a random staircase of a block near my house. Combed up a few levels. Back then there weren’t any cameras. Went up and saw this young girl sitting there. Since there wasn’t anyone I decided to chat with her. Asked her what she was doing here. She told me she was there cause she didn’t want to go home and she stayed a different block.

Found out she was only sec one. I offered her a cigarette and she accepted.
I got horny for some reason and asked her if she want to smoke my cock instead not. She was hesitant and before she even reply I already took out my erected cock. Went up to her face and said smoke this instead.

I forced it in her mouth. After that said sweet nothings to her. Say she very pretty. Want to be my gf? I love you. And she stupidly said she loved me too. I forcefully stripped her out of her school uniform. She tried to resist me a little but I overpowered her.

Ended up fucking her 13 year virgin pussy. Slight blood was dripping down. I didn’t care. I continue to pump her doggy on the staircase. After awhile cannot take it alr, I cum deep inside of her. Then made her suck my cock clean by saying Wah Lao baby you make my cock dirty now you need clean. I made her suck my bloodied and cum covered cock.

Said I wanted go buy cig gave her one and lighted up for her then left. Didn’t wait for her to clean up. I just left. Not sure if she got pregnant lolz

Wow...this is straight up rape.

[timeliness]

Didn't see this thread in my years of surfing this forum until today. I've got some weird messed up stories to share too, from my days working in various part time jobs as a student.