What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[ben.now]

Originally Posted by sean69

really weird lor... considering she is married, why on earth would she tell anyone that she is screwing around.. women!!... can't understand them...

Yes!! Super weird lady... I'm quite shocked when she told my buddy's gf about it... Totally duno what she thinking... Then after that kanna a most paiseh situation of my life....

The butch frens bday ( which happen a few weeks later after I screwed the married one ). My buddy jio me go.. So we decided to have dinner before we head down.. So when I reached.. Everyone else was there.. Me,buddy,buddy's gf and the married girl(let's call her A), as we r in the midst of having our dinner.. Buddy's gf ask A to go out for awhiel.. Buddy and I stunned.. Simi lj.. Jiak ming kia jiak ka jit pua zao choot ki... So we continued eating untill they come back in.. I saw buddys gf whispering to buddy something which I can't hear..

Then awhile later... My buddy ask me out.. I was like.. SIMI tAICHI?! Ah bay jiak liao lay... " Just go" he said. So I obliged.. He told me.. " Errrrrr..... U r not invited to the party..... ". I jitao paiseh untillllllll to the maximum power!!!..... I totally duno how to react.. I just ask him.. Did your gf said that to u just now? She deny me from going there right? And "YES" is the answer..

After dinner.. Still gotta act abit.. Say I need to go somewhere else.. So only joining u guys for dinner.. KNN.. Really its a very awkward moment for me..

Worst thing is.. After I left.. Buddys gf said.. " Aiyah nvm la.. Ask him to join if he really want to". SIMILJ!!!

[Abbreviation]

Originally Posted by ben.now

Yes!! Super weird lady... I'm quite shocked when she told my buddy's gf about it... Totally duno what she thinking... Then after that kanna a most paiseh situation of my life....

The butch frens bday ( which happen a few weeks later after I screwed the married one ). My buddy jio me go.. So we decided to have dinner before we head down.. So when I reached.. Everyone else was there.. Me,buddy,buddy's gf and the married girl(let's call her A), as we r in the midst of having our dinner.. Buddy's gf ask A to go out for awhiel.. Buddy and I stunned.. Simi lj.. Jiak ming kia jiak ka jit pua zao choot ki... So we continued eating untill they come back in.. I saw buddys gf whispering to buddy something which I can't hear..

Then awhile later... My buddy ask me out.. I was like.. SIMI tAICHI?! Ah bay jiak liao lay... " Just go" he said. So I obliged.. He told me.. " Errrrrr..... U r not invited to the party..... ". I jitao paiseh untillllllll to the maximum power!!!..... I totally duno how to react.. I just ask him.. Did your gf said that to u just now? She deny me from going there right? And "YES" is the answer..

After dinner.. Still gotta act abit.. Say I need to go somewhere else.. So only joining u guys for dinner.. KNN.. Really its a very awkward moment for me..

Worst thing is.. After I left.. Buddys gf said.. " Aiyah nvm la.. Ask him to join if he really want to". SIMILJ!!!

really smlj!!!

yo bro, sorry but ur buddy also one of a kind. ur buddy should control his gf man. she is like those tpyical 38.

in the first place. ur buddy gf friend ownself wanna sleep with u man. not u force it on her. thats her problem. but ur buddy gf sound like u are at fault and her friend is the victim.

if me, i either will confront ur buddy gf, and ask if she got a problem with me.

or i will never meet ur buddy, if the gf is around.

[ben.now]

Originally Posted by Abbreviation

really smlj!!!

yo bro, sorry but ur buddy also one of a kind. ur buddy should control his gf man. she is like those tpyical 38.

in the first place. ur buddy gf friend ownself wanna sleep with u man. not u force it on her. thats her problem. but ur buddy gf sound like u are at fault and her friend is the victim.

if me, i either will confront ur buddy gf, and ask if she got a problem with me.

or i will never meet ur buddy, if the gf is around.

We did talked abt this... But I know my buddy can't control his gf.. That's why I also bopian... He knew it wasn't my fault.. But its the gf who is a cbbb.... I totally understand my buddy situation.. Kanna hamburger by me and the gf.. I also dunwan him to wei nan... So after that incident his gf and I rarely spoke to each other.. Haha .. Damn screwedup.. Thanks for the advice bro.. Appreciated..

[michael.tam]

Originally Posted by ben.now

We did talked abt this... But I know my buddy can't control his gf.. That's why I also bopian... He knew it wasn't my fault.. But its the gf who is a cbbb.... I totally understand my buddy situation.. Kanna hamburger by me and the gf.. I also dunwan him to wei nan... So after that incident his gf and I rarely spoke to each other.. Haha .. Damn screwedup.. Thanks for the advice bro.. Appreciated..

Bro, if I am u, I will try ways to bonk tat gal a few more time since she's a horny bitch. Just let her tell your buddy gf n see what can she do to u.
Cos whether bonk or no bonk, your buddy gf will still treat u as bad in future n further more your buddy is on your side or at least he won't blame u.. So no scare lah.. Just do it!

[sean69]

Originally Posted by michael.tam

Bro, if I am u, I will try ways to bonk tat gal a few more time since she's a horny bitch. Just let her tell your buddy gf n see what can she do to u.
Cos whether bonk or no bonk, your buddy gf will still treat u as bad in future n further more your buddy is on your side or at least he won't blame u.. So no scare lah.. Just do it!

that i totally agree!!

[ben.now]

Originally Posted by sean69

that i totally agree!!

Originally Posted by michael.tam

Bro, if I am u, I will try ways to bonk tat gal a few more time since she's a horny bitch. Just let her tell your buddy gf n see what can she do to u.
Cos whether bonk or no bonk, your buddy gf will still treat u as bad in future n further more your buddy is on your side or at least he won't blame u.. So no scare lah.. Just do it!

I'm having the same thinking as u guys... That's why I always go to the buddy gf's party ma.. But she tell me I'm not invited.. Knnnn... Sian ji phua... Oh btw after awhile ah.. I saw her at a pub .. Went over and say hi.. Hahha. We did it at the back alley.. Whahahhhaa.. She is one horny bitch.. Then I found out something that causes her like that.. The hubby always not around... Quite fun.. But in the end.. She cb tell my buddy's gf again wTF!? I told her to keep it secret liao... So now I kanna blacklist untill jialat jialat.. I think she is very pround to be fucked by me.. Hahahaha. Bros! We just think alike.. Just that Its really something I regretted doing.. Ccb.. And my buddy is the one supported me to fuck her just fyi.. He always wanted to squeeze her so much.. But he cannot.. He ask me to do it for him lor.. Glady do it with passion!!! Hahahaha. Till now I seriously can't remember her name correctly.. But its a good fuck anyway.. Bros thanks for your support on me fucking her!! Hahahah

[Xgenre]

Years ago, added a stranger to msn. Chatted with her and managed to get her out for dinner on the same day. I drove to pick her up and realised I had driven into her carpark before. Anyway, met her up and thankfully she is really sweet looking. Went for dinner, chat on the beach and I asked her if she needs to go home that night. She asked what I meant and I said 'Will you like to spend the night in a hotel with me?' She was like, Can ask so direct one ah?' Anyway, she agreed and I drove to a quiet hotel.

Along the way we chat about life and family. Don't know why but I suddenly recalled why I found that carpark familiar. Ask a few probing questions and soon everything fell in place. When I parked, I turned to her and ask if she has a sister called (eg Karin). She was stunned and ask how you know. I told her some time back, her sister was my repeated ons and we lost touch. Said sorry and I drove her home. Along the way, we chatted about other things and laughed at how small the world is.

Once home, I saw her on msn and she asked me why I told her the truth after I realised Karin is her sister. I said I wish to be upfront and not hide anything from her. She thanked me for my honesty and ask me what has her sister got to do with our ons? When she agreed to an ons with me, her sister wasn't in the equation also what. After realising that I know her sister, why can't I keep the truth from her? She then said now that she knows about my history with her sister, she cannot meet me anymore because she feels she cannot be bedding any man from her sister's past. Which is kind of funny for me because I thought I was the one who raised the last point!

Anyway, I should have kept my mouth shut. Maybe I could have bedded sisters. How interesting is that?

[Xgenre]

Just thought another interesting incident. I went clubbing with a few male school mates and all of us agreed that no gfs can tag along. Guys night out. We were openly discussing about it in class on the pros and cons of each place. Finally settled on a place.

That Sat night (no gf night), we were surprised to run into a female classmate Carol and her friends at the same club. Some of her friends are really pretty and naturally our group of guys hung out with that group of girls. After a lot of drinks, Carol and another guy Shaun were touching each other all over. Shaun wanted to bring Carol home and we guys were like 'Are you sure?' Shaun said Carol promised to keep things a secret and they left.

Monday afternoon, when I reach my tutorial class, the entire tutorial class were standing outside the classroom. When I got near, I realised tables and chairs were being thrown around inside the classroom by Shaun's gf Sharon at Shaun. Quite an interesting show I must say. Only ended when the lecturer arrived to calm things down.

When the chance arrived, the guys asked Shaun how come so careless? How did Sharon know? Shaun said after sex, he slept. When he woke up, he said Carol calling Sharon from his house phone and bragging about how hot their sex was. On Monday when Carol saw Sharon, Carol told Sharon that she left her underwear in Shaun's room and ask Sharon if she can help return her underwear. This Carol then went to 'complain' to the other girls how lousy Shaun is in bed, how small his dick is and how Sharon has low standards and must be easily satisfied because she hasn't seen better guys in action. Wah lan...

[ben.now]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

Just thought another interesting incident. I went clubbing with a few male school mates and all of us agreed that no gfs can tag along. Guys night out. We were openly discussing about it in class on the pros and cons of each place. Finally settled on a place.

That Sat night (no gf night), we were surprised to run into a female classmate Carol and her friends at the same club. Some of her friends are really pretty and naturally our group of guys hung out with that group of girls. After a lot of drinks, Carol and another guy Shaun were touching each other all over. Shaun wanted to bring Carol home and we guys were like 'Are you sure?' Shaun said Carol promised to keep things a secret and they left.

Monday afternoon, when I reach my tutorial class, the entire tutorial class were standing outside the classroom. When I got near, I realised tables and chairs were being thrown around inside the classroom by Shaun's gf Sharon at Shaun. Quite an interesting show I must say. Only ended when the lecturer arrived to calm things down.

When the chance arrived, the guys asked Shaun how come so careless? How did Sharon know? Shaun said after sex, he slept. When he woke up, he said Carol calling Sharon from his house phone and bragging about how hot their sex was. On Monday when Carol saw Sharon, Carol told Sharon that she left her underwear in Shaun's room and ask Sharon if she can help return her underwear. This Carol then went to 'complain' to the other girls how lousy Shaun is in bed, how small his dick is and how Sharon has low standards and must be easily satisfied because she hasn't seen better guys in action. Wah lan...

Woah bro... Shaun is so screwed.... The whole sch must have knew that he got a small dick.. Omg. That Carol must be a sch whore.. Do such things.. sympathy to shaun.

[flingster]

I think my most stupid and regrettable sex shit is have a ons with a stranger..
I know her from one chat website. added her in msn. chatted for quite long time. she always complained about her working life. say company no good, boss no good. Then she told me that if I am her boss will be the best. we talked all nonsense thinking during msn.
Happen to go clubbing one of the day, sms her whether she is around that area (cause she did mentioned she go clubbing too), got her sms... "You at xxx place, what a surprise to see you go clubbing". replied her. "no la, entertain oversea client as they want to find out singapore happening place"
After few minutes, she replied "wait for me, i will be there 30mins time"...
After some time, her sms came in.. "come out fetch me in".
Came out and and try to look out for her. (Bear in mind, I didn't met her before, only a small picture from msn which is not so clear)
Here she is, wearing a v-shape low cut dress with mini skirt. I should say she is quite attractive as compare to her msn picture after putting up some light makeup and dress up.
Went up to chat with her a bit and at the same time she take this chance to smoke. After that, we went in clubbing.
To cut the story short.....
We have a few drink and we start to dancing... my client was busy talking with each other..
our dance is getting closer and closer...
in the end is like doing dirty dancing.... and then we started to kiss... light kiss... till heavy french kissing... luckily we are hiding behind the pillar.
After that (cannot tahan liao), tell my client I have to go off early home.
Met her outside and ask her can I send her home? she agreed..
while driving and passby a budget hotel, i just joking and pointed to that, she smiled. then I make a U-turn to that hotel.
Saw a nearby 7-eleven and brought a 3packet Durex condom. Went to this hotel and book a overnight booking.
Went up to the room, start kissing and petting... end up having sex with her 3 times till morning. totally knock off after that...
Slept till afternoon and have bunch with her and sent her home.
After that she keep contacting me to go clubbing but I told her I am busy with work.
Then we did not contact for awhile.
Accidentally saw her number and sms her again after few months back.
She already found a bf..
The regret things at that time she only want to find a partner to satisfy her high sex drive. But I scare she want me to be her bf so I try not to contact her.
That's life....

[n30n]

Originally Posted by barefootlover

thts why "stupid and regrettable" lor. hahaha. but NEVER AGAIN. cb. haha.

Must up your FB privacy, in case those that you didnt give your FB contact tries to find you.

[doglike]

Regretted for not going all the way with a friend's friend.

Met this girl for the first time, lets call her Winnie at a friend's birthday party in a club. The birthday girl got drunk early and all of us decided to leave early. Winnie was not even high yet and she suggested second round to me and another guy friend.

I declined the second round but offered to send her back since she is staying nearby. She agreed and then naughty thoughts was in my mind. I said to her second round seems pretty good, my house got some drinks so why not continue at my place? She agreed!

Upon reaching my house, tried to get Winnie high but then end up I keep on losing in the 5-10 game to her. In the end I was the one pretty high. She suggested that we stopped drinking and go to sleep. So i switched off the light while she settle down on the bed. Later on I joined her on the bed and she directly shoot one sentence 'you know I have a BF right?'

In my mind was like 'WTF! You follow me back ALONE and you tell me all this shit' With the influence of alcohol, I don't care and directly frenches her. She didn't even reject!

This continues on until I almost start to finger her and then she shoot another question 'You DO know I have a BF right?' This time I answered her 'Yeah, I do but still you are letting me do this to you right?' She keep silent and I proceed to explore her pussy and then her whole body.

The regretable thing is... I think I foreplay too much until I fall asleep soon after... Then morning came and she said she wanted leave. So I open the door and let her leave just like that cause I was too tired.

Till today I never even meet her again

[ouci]

there was this once , at a chalet.
we organised a BBQ & invited friends over .
as usual , most of them would only come over in the evening when the sun's down.

one of the guests was my girlfriend's sister.
she was the first one to arrive , excluding me , who was the one who checked in the chalet .

she arrived at 2 in the afternoon when the sun was up & hot.
she was perspiring pretty badly.

she was a typical ahlian , who turned up in her strapless tube & mini shorts.

as it was early, she suggested that she went for a swim in the nearby swimming pool while waiting for the rest to arrive.

so she headed to the washroom & changed into her bikini .
i told her that i'd accompany her due to the reason that i'd be left alone in the room & it would get pretty lonely.

before we headed out , i paid the washroom a visit .. & while washing up my face , i saw her transparent bra , pink leather panties , black minishorts & her strapless tubetop . hanged neatly in a corner of the small washroom.

i became aroused .

& when i went out of the washroom , i saw her.
in her bikini .

i simply could not control myself.
i walked up to her & crapped about her clothes that i saw.



& i guess she knew that i was feeling horny , so she asked me if i ever betrayed her sister before.

i replied her , no.
she then asked me if i was willing to do so.

i got her hint , and i told her that if it was worth it, i'd do so.

she then lied on the bed & i fucked her raw so hard that she bleed a little.
had to buy her tampons as she did not have any.
thank god she didn't get pregnant as she has a boyfriend as well.
& no, her boyfriend doesn't know that i fucked his girl, neither does my girlfriend know that i fucked her sister.

but this is also one of the things that i've regretted doing so far.
cant imagine the sight if my girlfriend or her boyfriend happen to know the whole story.

[opiuchus]

You people are either blessed, or jinx!

So many of you so lucky got people approach you all automatically, wish I have those chances, or hints or whatever.

This thread need to be revived!

[F400]

Accidentally farted while my fling was giving me a bj.

She immediately stopped, leaving be high and almost bursting.

Put on her clothes n left.

2nd stupid thing I did, instead of apologizing n stopping her from leaving, I continued masturbating until I cum..

That was the last time I ever met her.