Sexcapades in Shenzhen

[banana]

Originally Posted by Sperminator

Mentat Banana,

I think, if a person have loads of cash, they will have added confidence and balls for that action...

But really, I think RMB 2000 or RMB 4000 for a screw with a A1 or A2 is still too expensive.

Hmmm... with that kind of money... I could have a budget fun of RMB 2000 / 150 = 13 Fucks with a HJ hahahah...

Have fun, remember, get fucks, but don't get fucked.

pai seh lah u call me mentat. i m just like one of u, contributing for the better of man.

remember when u in this bonking game. wat r u actually paying for? it is not sex, but the desire of satisifaction of getting wat u one. all cunts are the same. if u really count like that, u can go desker and get a bonk for $20 and why pay so much going to KTV, etc.

we are here to satisify our manhood and bonking is the process of getting our satisifaction.

just like me sharing about my ah-qi i met in the bar. i didnt pay to drink the beer i paid for. i pay to get everybody attention in the bar that today i m the boss and supporting ah-qi by buying beer for everybody. even the DJ come and tcss with me.

if i go back to the bar any time now, everybody will know me. even my first visit, all the promotors already know me bcos of the way i buy beer. that wat i m paying for, special attention from the bar to serve me.

[banana]

Originally Posted by Sperminator

Mentat Banana,

You're the man. You come to Shenzhen, I'll like to show you around in Shenzhen. You'll be my special guest in Shenzhen. Please do arrange a trip down to Shenzhen It shall be my pleasure.

No courtship? That sounds like a formula for pain & pleasure mixed together...

Where are you based? PM me if it's not convenient to share.

I on the behalf of SSHHA, welcome you to shenzhen.

i m now in guangzhou. hai zhu district.

r u in SZ now?

i may need to go ZH and HK this week or next. when settle i can come over to meet up w u.

[Sperminator]

Originally Posted by banana

i m now in guangzhou. hai zhu district.

r u in SZ now?

i may need to go ZH and HK this week or next. when settle i can come over to meet up w u.

Yes, Sperminator & Gincharm are sleeper agents of Shenzhen.

PM me your contacts. Let me know your schedules for your localities near SZ. Let me & Gincharm show you our hospitality.

See you soon Mentat Banana.

[banana]

Originally Posted by Sperminator

I on the behalf of SSHHA, welcome you to shenzhen.

wat is this SSHHA... singapore chamber of bla bla bla???

sometime we cheong so much we forget our integrity and let our small head think instead of our big one. the other time i lim kopi w bro orangeox, he reminded me not to bonk girls that u wanna keep as friends. at tat time, i like just wake up. yes! do not bonk girls tat u keep as friends.

so here 3 do-not to remember:
1. do not fcuk around with ur buddies's girls
2. do not fcuk around with girls tat u wanna keep as friends
3. do not fcuk around with ur staffs or business associates.

my 2 cents.

[banana]

Originally Posted by Sperminator

Yes, Sperminator & Gincharm are sleeper agents of Shenzhen.

PM me your contacts. Let me know your schedules for your localities near SZ. Let me & Gincharm show you our hospitality.

See you soon Mentat Banana.

my number is 110. if they say i not in then check ur pm.

[airbrush]

Originally Posted by machoman

Ronaldo, make sure that you flash RMB 10k to 20k & you will have gals queing up for you all the way from SZ to Hong Kong!!!

...more, they will radio to ZhuHai and the ferry to Sheko will be jam....

[airbrush]

Originally Posted by banana

my commercial sex era is over. i spend most of my time sianzing gals and keep them as part time wife, maid, pillow, chef, etc.

of course got money involve but not paying them for sex. like money go shopping, food, sight seeing, etc.

...brother can share some of your sianging tips...

[banana]

Originally Posted by airbrush

...brother can share some of your sianging tips...

nothing insider. just have to understand their needs and be supportive to them.

dont waste time on the money face mm.

mm in china , like i say is spoil for choice, too much here to choose. find the one u like, cannot click, pass and move on to the next.

usually i attack them on being their domestic partner.

one good trick i usually use is ask them stay with me, so that they can save on their accomdation cost.

usually gals, their income are around 800 - 1000 rmb. and their budget for rental on average is 200rmb. usually their accomdation is provided by company. but they dont stay like to stay in hostel bcos is unsafe and personal belonging get stolen. so imagine i ask the one i like to stay with me, and ask her to clean the house and cook for me in return. as for sex or sleeping beside u, is up to u to neg. so i stay in condo average from 1000-2000rmb.

imagine the better life and staying in a more comfortable place u provided. ya, u may say i m spending more money. not more really, just like having a partime wife, washing your undies and got home cook food and clean up the house. mind u, mostly these gals wash with hands. now u got a washing machine for her. isnt she thankful to u.

i also learn this from friends and is common in china.

welcome to the wonderful world of china.

make sure u find the right gal.

bro orangox, u got anything to add?

if u interested in a ktv gal or such to stay w u, then u make sure u set some house rules like cannot bring guys back but can bring pretty gals. or say have to report when she leave and return the house (for security purposes). and watever she does out of the house, do not ask or question her.

some may say, why u want to breed a cow just for the milk? well! everybody play different game. just like EPL, i play in div A, some in div B.

for me, i like to buy a land and breed the cow and drink the milk. consider like buying bonds than share. if u invest timely u will reap good returns.

the era of paying to keep mistress here is over. over here u can sianz any gals u want. married one also can, especially in GZ and fujian. other province not as bad as in these 2 provinces . china is a morally corrupted country.

[banana]

Originally Posted by airbrush

...brother can share some of your sianging tips...

oh ya! another way to score point is say u from SG, rem do not fake as a taiwanese as i mention previously.

say something like tat, example u go to a shopping mall to buy wallet and u got to know this pretty girl. strike a conversation and end up take me around, i have not tour around bcos i m here on business and no local to take me for sight seeing. usually these girl will offer to take u around and will say something like, "but u have to pay for expenses". then u know u succeeded. usually it works for me.

so basically the rules for me now is
1. dont ask nos. from them
2. dont pay for sex anymore, i mean seldom
3. treat them well. basically, we give them little bit TLC will do bcos china man really sucks. sucks big time. help them carry their shopping bags will slain them. when eating, scoop soup for them also score big time. if u go their place eat, help them wash dishes. all these will make sg men veri impressive. sweep floor also can when they accidently spill over or dirty it.

talking abt not getting hp nos from there. try it and u will be amaze how these girls find creative ways to get ur nos.

if u have been observing my posting since SB, u will realise i usually use girl or gal to differentate them.

girl = decent girl, know them in proper places.
gal = not decent, usually know them in ktv, sanau and similars.

[banana]

Originally Posted by airbrush

...brother can share some of your sianging tips...

to make ur self more inpressive, tell funky jokes and talk like stephen chow also score big time.

example, wah! so hot! ask ur boss to turn on air con, else u will have to take off underwear to cool off.

example, ... then u be my wife loh! then start calling her "lao po", poor water for me. bring this over... make sure u do it in a humourous way and she know u r joking.

example, (she accidently bent over and u saw her put half balls) quicky say, dont move! i like this view.

get the idea?

more points to score is to know their local slang and use it back on them.

some more points to score is to speak diverse languages and dialect. usually these mm only know mandarin and their dialects. we sg men have the advantages. usually we know english, mandarin, some malay, tamils, canto, hokkien, etc.

so during conversation, if u can throw in abit of singlish at the right time also score points. like say i love u in malay.

remember my recent visit to a foot massage. the girl give me a good foot massage and i use the word "song" (hokkien) and her face turn red bcos i say it like she just give me an orgasm.

try speaking singlish and u will be surprise how u have impress them.

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by machoman

Ronaldo, make sure that you flash RMB 10k to 20k & you will have gals queing up for you all the way from SZ to Hong Kong!!!

Can i like wrap my RM1 with the RMB100 bills to make it look like a huge stack? Like girls stuffing tissue into their bras.. whahahaha...

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by banana

where? everywhere. i wanted to try to but i abit scared kanna slap on the street. i havent come to the stage yet.

i cant believe it to but is real. happen right in front of my eyes.

There is always a start mah.. and my good friend's mother say.. "Everything must try once.. but if not confirmed can try again and again and again...."

For a start you can whistle at the waitress or cleaning aunty.. high hit rate... hahahaa.. hor stano hor?

hahaha..

i hate mondays.

[machoman]

Originally Posted by banana

ya! just tell them u r sg man, show them ur passport and they give u presidental treatment. dont fake as a taiwanese. they are mostly MCP bastard in china.

money make the world go round. and in china, the world is rounder. ha ha ha!

so when u coming over to mm land?

Hey, after reading all the threads on mm land, especially this 1 and hearing the sexpliots of my good buddy, airbrush, I am really getting horny and ever ready to visit the homeland of my forefathers.

However, as they say: " no money, no honey"... so how to go? Also, another problem is the time constraint...too busy with things in Sg. Sigh.............

[banana]

Originally Posted by airbrush

...brother can share some of your sianging tips...

action action action! do some daring action like

1. wink ur eyes and lick ur lips one round. and see how they go red veri fast.

2. use ur hand as come and come their hairs or put their hair fringe behind their ear.

3. open doors for girls. adjust their shoes and such.

4. do humourous actions like when talking about BJ, use ur finger and mouth to demo, "r u refer to this" or like tat. pretend to strip if they agree to blow u. u will be surprise how they get attracted to u.

rem, action action action, corny corny action will score good points too.

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by banana

bro, ur this posting sound so dime. relax!

Agreed.. Sperminator.. relax lahz.. anyway this is a Sex forum.. dont need to think so much... just have fun...