What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[hserfruits]

Originally Posted by bastardball

Why regret? If she chio...hottie...fuck her more and share ur stories here.

U shld only regret if u didn't fuck her more...

From what i understand from the society of youths in Singapore, she is easily classified as a typical ah-lian.

We were very close when we were young, having spent a lot of time together because our families were very close. Ever since we got into poly, i started to be mature, wheareas she has gotten much more, if i can be crass, slutty.

So recently, we both found out that we smoke, and we had that as a common topic to talk about, so we have had several chats together about our childhoods and our teenage years.. So one day, we went to holland v to drink, just the two of us. She drank a few mixers, while i had 5 pints of lager. As tipsy as we both are, we took a cab to my house lobby (it's a condominium).

As we alighted the cab, we spent a bit of time kissing deeply, it was our first time kissing each other, and however wrong as it was, we both liked it. (we were both drunk, haha) She mentioned that she had kind of wanted this to happen because she has always felt that she liked me and wanted to be closer to me physically. (in fact, before all these happened, there was one time that she came my house, and we spent some time watching porn together)

But i asked her what about her boyfriend, (she has one for about a year now), and she just ignored my question. We proceeded to the staircase of my block, (it's a concealed area, not many people uses it), and stripped each other. Being a guy who thinks with his penis (sadly), the first thing i got in my mind was to piak her really hard, just because she deserved a good beating. I kinda forcibly pulled her butt to my didi, and we had sex.

It went on for a good half hour before i came onto her legs. We then spent the next hour kissing and touching, and i sent her off into a cab to her home.

That's about the whole story i have about my cousin and i, but after that, we went into the awkward stage where we don't talk to each other anymore. And then came 2012, Chinese New Year was sorta awkward, because our extended family would always joke that we are very close and stuff like that. I know i can always keep secrets very well, and i can act as if nothing has ever happened, but it's not exactly the same for my cousin, she acted really weirdly the whole time, and it was always up to me to make sure as if nothing happened.

Sorry for such a long post, guys, but that's the entirety of my 'most stupid and regrettable sex shit i have done'.

[5ag1_Boar]

Originally Posted by hserfruits

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It went on for a good half hour before i came onto her legs. We then spent the next hour kissing and touching, and i sent her off into a cab to her home.

That's about the whole story i have about my cousin and i, but after that, we went into the awkward stage where we don't talk to each other anymore. And then came 2012, Chinese New Year was sorta awkward, because our extended family would always joke that we are very close and stuff like that. I know i can always keep secrets very well, and i can act as if nothing has ever happened, but it's not exactly the same for my cousin, she acted really weirdly the whole time, and it was always up to me to make sure as if nothing happened.

Sorry for such a long post, guys, but that's the entirety of my 'most stupid and regrettable sex shit i have done'.

Don't worry about long post. We like to read, else won't be here.

Probably awkward because you guys never talk about it and resolve the big question mark between you after what happened. She probably feels ashame or something. Ask her out for a heart to heart talk. Don't apologize for what happened because it takes two hands to clap and she was clapping! Tell her it was great and tell her you don't think worse of her. Then ask what she thinks. Whether fb or not is both your decisions, but resolve the awkwardness.

[bonkster]

Originally Posted by hammie1234

1. I went out crossdress in sch uniform then i feel very notty suck a bangla construction worker cock and cim

2. I went to find changi village tranny and went to fuck as lesbian lover at the hotel

3. I drink my own cum and taste my own shit

Yours must be the stupidest experience posted here, without a doubt

[babyonboard]

While overseas on a posting, I got to know this Korean chick at a bar. One thing led to another and she came back to my hotel room with me and fucked the whole night long.

Thing was, I should have just asked her to leave right the morning after, but instead, I asked her to join me for breakfast. During breakfast, a colleague showed up (well, we all stay at the same hotel) and saw the gal. Thought everything was fine until I got into the office and word starting getting around: most stupid, persistent question was how much I paid for her and what's her number. Sian... The worst part was wondering if word will get back to my gf about it and the amount of damage control I had to do.

[loneyheart]

Originally Posted by 5ag1_Boar

Thanks. I can translate that to "dirty" bar... and I suppose it means those bars where we can go and grope the girls, albeit in exchange for tips, ordering drinks, etc?

More then tat ....go in dark dark cant even see t gal oni if u light a cig .....can do a bbj hj even fj at a very budget price like 10 to 30 bro read it up at thread DaLu

[5ag1_Boar]

Originally Posted by babyonboard

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Sian... The worst part was wondering if word will get back to my gf about it and the amount of damage control I had to do.

In the end, did it?

[boiboi10]

Originally Posted by gajugu

Got a chance to fuck a babe but act gentleman and never fuck her when got the chance

same bro. damn ai wan sia

[comm]

Originally Posted by babyonboard

While overseas on a posting, I got to know this Korean chick at a bar. One thing led to another and she came back to my hotel room with me and fucked the whole night long.

Thing was, I should have just asked her to leave right the morning after, but instead, I asked her to join me for breakfast. During breakfast, a colleague showed up (well, we all stay at the same hotel) and saw the gal. Thought everything was fine until I got into the office and word starting getting around: most stupid, persistent question was how much I paid for her and what's her number. Sian... The worst part was wondering if word will get back to my gf about it and the amount of damage control I had to do.

nothing wrong with eating breakfast with her, the only problem is why did u eat it in the hotel since you already know ur colleague all there

[comm]

Originally Posted by hserfruits

That's about the whole story i have about my cousin and i, but after that, we went into the awkward stage where we don't talk to each other anymore. And then came 2012, Chinese New Year was sorta awkward, because our extended family would always joke that we are very close and stuff like that. I know i can always keep secrets very well, and i can act as if nothing has ever happened, but it's not exactly the same for my cousin, she acted really weirdly the whole time, and it was always up to me to make sure as if nothing happened.

if you treasure her or the relationship you 2 have, then speak up and speak up and speak up again, why just keep quiet and blame yourself

[boiboi10]

this will always be on my mind for years as the most AI WAN thing in my life. ever.

work in a new environment and slowly know one pretty girl down there. gradually start to get close with her 'J'. everyone knew she interested in me and i was interested in her. she broke up with her bf just becos of me (why i know? she told me she likes me and the reason is becos of me) i was stunned and surprised as i just broke up my then gf at that point of time... was damn sad wasnt ready in a new r/s. so i decided to go for her.
every opportunity came i will always ask her out to lunch during our lunch break and purposely change my working shift just be the same shift with her. after work will always hangout together with other colleagues or even just us. sit at town area to chitchat and know each other more... (miss those times) cos she's definitely the girl i would die to go for.
came cny, so i jio her out, went out wif 'J' to have a drink at clarke quay with her friend 'C'... one buddy joined me and we drank all the way. near ending part 'C' bf came and pick her off left me, my buddy and her, so thinking wherelse to go then my buddy sibei sian cos like dian deng pao lol so i pass $ to him ask him ' eh u take cab home la' (busted isnt it lol) so left me and 'J' alone...
walk around the place very touchy like close bf gf kind. getting late so send her back, in the cab carryon our touchy-ness then at her house the staircase(no one use as is 4am plus) she told me she doesnt want to go home so soon so we sitted at the staircase to chitchat. she suddenly stare at me and kiss me. i was like wah swee liao she take initiative so of cos i kiss back, my hand was on her thigh slowly up, just one inch more can touch her oyster liao but F**K! that time i act gentlemen hand just down there without preceeding further...
another mistake is she say she want to accompany me until first bus but i say its okay i can take a cab go off... (DAMN i was stupid man) should have just carryon stay beside her and whoknowswadwillhappen..... so she went home (can tell from her eyes "wad a donk" , got chance dunwan up) and i left.
next day saw each other at work and we smiled to each other and that's it. thats was it. totally ignore me treat me very cold even i tried to start up topic to talk to her or what... really didnt know why what happen... in my mind it just appears to me "i'm the donk" even till now.
her friend even ask me why i didn't take the initiative cos her friend knows she wants me.
really REGRET man!
SIBEI AIWAN AR!......

[boiboi10]

went clubbing with a group of friends 3guys 3girls. needless to say the 2guys and 2girls are sort of like couple, all of us know each other except me and her. intro each other so slowly start to dance, ya me and her... very awkward cos first time shy shy with each other.... after end liao part ways... heard from my friends she likes me and of cos i was interested in her cos shes the SYT very innocent and cute kind.
second time clubbing and the last. same group of us... starting very awkward cos in the train me and her didnt talk a single word macham like stranger just smile only. reach the club and of cos the 2guys and 2girls carryon own time own target left me and her. decide break the ice by taking the initiative ask her.
me: "hey you remember me right?"
her: "ya, you are one very shy boy"
me: "lets go a drink!"
her: smile "okay!"

before that our group drank a few long island and other mixer and i treated her this drink flaming lambor (best drink imo) and she loves it. ordered others too... drink drank dance and started to feel good and high so off we went to the dance floor.... starting shy shy but after the drink hold each other hand, get touchy.... hands on her waist, her hands on my shoulder, look into her eye and smile and she told me "dont look at me like that, i will kiss you if you carryon look at me" DUH! who won't?
and that hugs kisses frenching you name it all got it. we were in the world of our own. one of her friend saw it and was dulan with me cos she knew she had a bf and i had a gf then and tried to pull her away from me but she refused so no choice... i being a gentlemen just smiles..... after when they went to roam other parts in the club... i struck gold this time!
a girl on my own and both lips lock like asif world came down also don't care.... very passionate kisses within both of us until someone tap me on my shoulder and call my name. i open my eyes saw someone familiar. "F**K! hey! you are here too!" it was one of my outside friends. he said "you lucky ba***** !" and at that moment i was like a boss
started to get thirsty from all the frenching and dancing so went to get some drinks to quench our thirst. i hold her hand and she look at me with puppies eyes (guys surely cannot take it) and whisper to me "you so naughty, wearing a ring and yet doing all that to me...." -puppies eyes and pout lips-
oh come on! who can take it man? faster order drink and pay the bills like a boss. drink finish it and back to the dancefloor carry on.....
until lights up and floor closing. how i wish it doesn't end early. my friend and her gf share a cab and 4 of us share one. i seat in front and i overheard the friend (one who tried pull her away) telling her "you know you got bf and you still like that, its not right"... she told her back "i dont care! i want him" a quiet argument going behind which they think it's not loud enough for me to hear...
finally reach her place and i of cos being a gentlemen accompany her up to her place. in the lift yes you know what happen?









we did nothing.










doors open we kiss. she told me "what happens in the club stays in the club" and give me a wink she went home and i took the lift down then i remember something...
i forget to take her number........ WTF rite? damn screwed donk!


went down to the cab as both of them are waiting and after sending the other girl back my friend told me "eh, you got gf one leh" i was like okay i know.
ask my friend for the number. he ask why i give some lame excuse say "aiya check whether she reached home safely or not mar..." though i saw her going in lol. and he refuse to give me say no need she will sms the other girl. i was like oh well....okay.... in the end i got her number also by my own means lol.

i was into her even though i have a gf my own.... decided to msg her and she replied... sms for awhile and then suddenly no reply for the whole week. didnt think much guess she busy or what... then when i metup with my friend he told me eh you msg her rite? i ask him how he know... he told me the friend(protective) scold him for me having her number and msg her... and she was all along beside her as they went out together... thats why she didn't reply me after sometime. and thats it.

what a donk seriously.... sibei AIWAN arrrrrrrr

[iloveu4ever]

Originally Posted by hserfruits

From what i understand from the society of youths in Singapore, she is easily classified as a typical ah-lian.

....... but it's not exactly the same for my cousin, she acted really weirdly the whole time, and it was always up to me to make sure as if nothing happened.

Sorry for such a long post, guys, but that's the entirety of my 'most stupid and regrettable sex shit i have done'.

Great story, thanks for sharing! Perhaps she felt weird when u didn't talk much to her already? Why not try calling her or ask her out for drinking session again? Would like to know her response though...

[hserfruits]

Thanks, those who replied to my post.

I understand that i should i talk to her and bang this out (no pun intended). However, seeing that it's the beginning of the year, and i'm busy with school and everything, i'm not gonna talk to her yet.. Give it a month or so.

Thanks for all your advice, i will definitely try to talk to her.. However, risking looking like a evil person, all along, i have never really actually cared for her feelings as much, because i know she's a very shallow person. Which is partly a reason why i just wanted to piak her to 'punish' her.

Will update you guys soon!

[nickgoodfellow]

Add one more to the regret list: fucked my friend's Vietnamnese wifey over this CNY.. Now having to worry all the time that one day she might feel guilty and spill the beans. Damn.. Don't regret fucking, but regret not thinking before fucking.

[iloveu4ever]

Originally Posted by hammie1234

1. I went out crossdress in sch uniform then i feel very notty suck a bangla construction worker cock and cim

2. I went to find changi village tranny and went to fuck as lesbian lover at the hotel

3. I drink my own cum and taste my own shit

Are you for real?!!!! U are really the champion if that's the case....