What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[hiretuja]

Stupid and regrettable? Well dunno if this fits.. An incident whereby I got super drunk I didnt know what the heck happened

Next thing I knew I woke up, light pierced my eyes, looked left look right maciam im in a budget hotel room. I looked down, and I saw a female the size of a bear sucking my didi.

bear ok. Big, black, and ugly.

Of course I ran la. But till now I wondered if I got banged her. And how many times?

Euw.

[comm]

Originally Posted by 5ag1_Boar

My regret... going out with my ex-mistress, having a last-fuck before she married her new bf.

Long story short:
She was my mistress, caused me to divorce. During divorce proceedings, she decided she cannot take it and broke up with me. There was supposedly a guy whom I never saw, never met before that was on the sidelines while she was with me. He even proposed to her while I was still with her. After breaking up with me, she told me she agreed to marry him.

She contacted me for a last date before she start getting ready for her wedding. Suppose to be just drinks, but ended up in a hotel, fucked her all night and then next morning she dumped him and we were back together again.

Up to this day, I wonder if the guy is real or is a figment of her imagination. She has mental illnesses.

Yeah, I know, messed up affair. Learnt many important lessons in that.

My regret is I should have refused the date, then would not have linked up with her again. She caused me a lot of problems after that and although we have broken up for good since 3 years ago, she still occasionally try to contact me. Even called my senior boss, etc. Fortunately, my bosses have been supportive and did not fire me.

wow bro..is she considered 'hot' or something, how did u get into this mess

[comm]

Originally Posted by jugesam

Bro, my situation is almost the same as yours, except that i divorced my ex-wife and ended up marrying my mentally sick mistress, and is still with her.

huh...this 1 i dun understand...how come u let down ur 1st wife

[Jax_]

Originally Posted by whiteangelcsh

Ya. Could hv juz say u left the room key in ur room and tt they were oredi aslp and u dun wish to disturb them. She'll sure invite u to come back. Lol.

Better stop saying liao. If not he'll not juz bang balls and die. Haha

OH YEAH HOR!!!! too naive and innocent then sighzzzz

[BossQ]

My regrets were simple.

NOT FUCKING THE ONES WHEN I CLEARLY CAN HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO FUCK THEM.

Countless, but oh well, past is the past...

[xubb]

my story is simple. stupid but lucky i guess.

just stuck with my gf for 7 years. no chance to be wild. just known her too early and got tired eventually. no heart to cheat on her oso. went to lsb before but oso got inform her LOL. but she allowed but anything beyond that is a NONO.

[5ag1_Boar]

Originally Posted by xubb

my story is simple. stupid but lucky i guess.

just stuck with my gf for 7 years. no chance to be wild. just known her too early and got tired eventually. no heart to cheat on her oso. went to lsb before but oso got inform her LOL. but she allowed but anything beyond that is a NONO.

What is lsb?

[whiteangelcsh]

Originally Posted by 5ag1_Boar

What is lsb?

Lup Sap Bar

[5ag1_Boar]

Originally Posted by whiteangelcsh

Lup Sap Bar

Thanks. I can translate that to "dirty" bar... and I suppose it means those bars where we can go and grope the girls, albeit in exchange for tips, ordering drinks, etc?

[markomarko]

a lot of mis chances til 2dae.dis is e first i rem carefully.due 2 e time i was innocence
i was 16 den.at her house ton.she was a few yrs older den mi.slp 2gether.she purposly touch my dick n say sory.i was shy n excited.cos its my first time.n say u touch mi later i press ur breast.fyi she is a d cupper with devil figure n tou fu skin.in e end i was stil scare.so i dint even press her breast.n afterdat she felt aslp.e whole 9 i cant slp.jus staring at her boobs.i duno wat she wil do 2 mi.if i acted like a man b4.SHIT!!!

[Iloveschgirls]

Well.. This has got to be the ''stupidest'' moment of my life.

Years ago I was invited to a chalet by a friend of mine and got to know a slutty girl. A bit ah lian but quite pretty and got those syt and cfm look.
And as usual we'd start drinking at the wee hours, and while we were drinking half-way, she called me out and led me to some secluded area. In my mind I was already harbouring dirty thoughts. Random talk for quite some time and she suddenly say me she likes me and I just replied, 'well, you are cute'. We started to kiss for awhile and her hand went into my basketball shorts and starts to fondle my dick which I was shocked, but I let her anyway. I proceed to slide my hand into her sleeveless shirt and behind her B cup bra to play with her nipple and the other hand into her fbt shorts and started caressing her butt. She didn't resist and gave out soft moans.. As that place was really really ulu I got more daring. Took off her pink fbt halfway to revel her white panties and my god she's already wet down there. Stroked her pussy with her panties on for awhile and was going to remove her panties to finger her and suddenly she stopped me and she whispered in my ear: ''let's continue in the chalet room, it's empty now''. In my mind I was like this shit just got real, but the other side of me was scared and I got flustered, thinking should I fuck her or not.. I was in a dilemma and I wanted to delay it, I said ''we don't have condoms leh'' then she said ''aiya we will pass by 7-11 what, if u shy don't dare to buy then we do raw la *insert shy face*''. Knowing that she was a bit tipsy and scared it might even be some sabo case as it's was too good to be true even though she already let me touch here touch there, I rejected her to prevent any trouble. Then she gave me a disappointing and du lan face and walked away. I was like, wtf?! and was already started to regret already, I knew I could call her back but I just sit there like a dumbass. After she went off I went to the nearby toilet and finish the job. Totally sian 1/2 and went back to the chalet which we avoided each other cos I swear is damn embarrassing and after that was the last time we saw each other. Didn't even get to see her pussy.. DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[hserfruits]

comparing my story to other brothers here, mine is fairly simple and stupid.

fucked my cousin.. kinda regrettable because of all the awkwardness..

cny becomes nightmarish for me now!

[5ag1_Boar]

Can elaborate? Some samsters here fuck their cousins already, continue to fuck them like FBs... what happened in your case?

[hammie1234]

1. I went out crossdress in sch uniform then i feel very notty suck a bangla construction worker cock and cim

2. I went to find changi village tranny and went to fuck as lesbian lover at the hotel

3. I drink my own cum and taste my own shit

[bastardball]

Originally Posted by hserfruits

comparing my story to other brothers here, mine is fairly simple and stupid.

fucked my cousin.. kinda regrettable because of all the awkwardness..

cny becomes nightmarish for me now!

Why regret? If she chio...hottie...fuck her more and share ur stories here.

U shld only regret if u didn't fuck her more...