Caught Masturbating in Front of Computer by Wife ...

[Ahtip]

Some women enjoy watching porn as much as man. But some girl just doesnt, some find it offensive. That's is why men & women are from different planets.

My Ex was very against watching porn, saying that she doesn't like me look at other people body lor... so I lan lan end up can only go KTV and Health Club to see the real thing and feel the real thing. My my Ex have small asset, so maybe she feel threatened by others , low in self esteem maybe.

But again, when we man have sex with love ones ( serious relationship), we dont just look and focus on the asset wah, right? for me anything even A is good enough for daily use ..haha

Feel like telling some women out there that we are not as beast and visual as what women perceive!

[geckoSG]

My wifey would be offended to see me wank watching porn. To them is...
I have a hole for you to poke, yet u still prefer to use your left/right hands!

[Ahtip]

i think there is a different between wanting sex and masturbating.Sometimes man just want to have a quick release of stress and for the fill up sperm tank.

Then you go for masturbating and porn, where you can enjoy and focusing on pleasing yourself without going through the foreplay, and without considering whether your partner reach her peak!

Sex is a total different stories. it takes more time and you do it when you and your partner have the right mood and time.

But of cause the above only hold true if you need to work abit hard to get your wifey into action and mood lor. Sigh, and unfortunately, my wifey fall into this catagory. Cheers for the lucky bros whose wifey got better sex drive.

I got a female friend who has higher sex drive than the husband, told me that " suay, you love this person but sexuality wise not compatible, and you can't bear to divorce him because of this, cos everything else just work perfectly" hahah. So she rub herself when she didnt get it lor. She said she will get grumpy and will start find fault if she didnt get enough also, very much like man.

[pokeman71]

I get caught few times when watching sbf or av movie. Although not get caught red handed(meaning hand holding cock), but she just pop into the study room and aware my cock is erected.

I tell her sometime man just want to release without going through the whole process of making love.

[kohconut]

My girlfriend is a devout catholic, and she believes in saving for marriage. She doesn't mind me jerking off, but she says it's 'sinful', and she said once we get married(which We are planning to), no more jerking off for me. Try and imagine what would happen if she found out I have so many FBs, haha

[geckoSG]

Originally Posted by kohconut

My girlfriend is a devout catholic, and she believes in saving for marriage. She doesn't mind me jerking off, but she says it's 'sinful'

U are better off finding another GF... Next thing you know... Half of your income goes to her church...

[Ahtip]

Originally Posted by kohconut

My girlfriend is a devout catholic, and she believes in saving for marriage. She doesn't mind me jerking off, but she says it's 'sinful', and she said once we get married(which We are planning to), no more jerking off for me. Try and imagine what would happen if she found out I have so many FBs, haha

Bro, you got good deal, meaning she will do it for you whenever you want it ! ... this really will made at least 75% of man jeolous.

[ekemono]

If she caught me doing that, the couch will be my bed for the next 7 days.

[freezetheDB]

Originally Posted by Ahtip

yo Bro, have anyone experience that you are wanking your buddy halfway while watching porn on your PC, wife walk in and caught you in action? what is her reaction?

Well, I kenna that last week, and you know, my wife just get so aroused and lift up my palm and replace it with her mouth... but I heard from some friends, some women find it offensive... so what is your view and experience? care to share?

wah bro u very lucky to have such a wife who does her duty well

[Fetish Joe]

She turn me to dark side...

Darth Cow,
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May the force be with u....

[kelzz5]

Women are thinking too much sometimes i guess,

when you had daily sex with her they will start thinking : hmmm do you wanna be with me just becos you wanna have sex?

Well if you changed to don't have sex that much often , she will go like: is there something wrong with me?

[Toyota Honda]

Originally Posted by geckoSG

U are better off finding another GF... Next thing you know... Half of your income goes to her church...

Sorry... but did Mother Mary or Jesus actually say that cannot have premarital sex, cannot masturbate, and MUST give a percentage of your income to church???

Or is it just plain human's sayings pretending to be god?

[gilagila100]

Originally Posted by Toyota Honda

Sorry... but did Mother Mary or Jesus actually say that cannot have premarital sex, cannot masturbate, and MUST give a percentage of your income to church???

Or is it just plain human's sayings pretending to be god?

Please dun drag religion into this forum ...

Dun invite trouble.

[2deepdeep]

was caught once by wife ...yes with cock in hand. I almost fell off the chair when she budge into the room, wah lau give me a shock sia . She said if i want to poke poke say so lah.....wah very pai seh man. we do watch porn together but sometimes watch alone oso siok.

[naturegreen]

I heard some women cannot even tolerate their husband watching porn, least to say wanking off.