My experience as a part-time modelling as a bride

[stephenL]

Another joke..

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on, I bought you those flowers with the winnings, ' he explained.

'Oh darling, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'

Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?'
'Your horse phoned'

Hahaha!! 😂 😂 😂

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[acidicavex]

good joke to start the week thanks bro

Originally Posted by stephenL

I still don't get any inspiration to continue my other post. So a few from Jokes for relaxing thread...

Nudist Colony.....!!! :-)

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony....On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'

The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts.....

Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.

'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.

The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!'
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Originally Posted by stephenL

Another joke..

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on, I bought you those flowers with the winnings, ' he explained.

'Oh darling, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'

Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?'
'Your horse phoned'

Hahaha!! 😂 😂 😂

★¨`*•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ ..•* ★

[qiannian188]

Nice story and hope continue

[Cecelialee]

20 yrs ago..

[eloelo]

Originally Posted by Cecelialee

20 yrs ago..

Very nice share sis. Would like to spoon you!

[acidicavex]

lovely smooth back wow

Originally Posted by Cecelialee

20 yrs ago..

[Rickey]

Originally Posted by Cecelialee

20 yrs ago..

I want !!!..like wat I see...so steamy

[deematter]

TS is so hardworking and search for part time some more, I join sugarbook.com and chit chat with people only...like not doing something useful

[deematter]

Originally Posted by Cecelialee

20 yrs ago..

the girl should face in front....the most exciting part cannot be seen lel

[deematter]

Originally Posted by TREKLIM

Wow your boss is a lucky man, sucking him real good. What about you sucking your hubbys dick?

sucking own partner is not as exciting as sucking other people...the hormone up and down differently

[deematter]

Originally Posted by otamay

Sis made right decision to stay overnight with boss to enjoyed best sex. Felt so envy and hard, hehe.

Camping here for more of day2 juicy updates please. I

with bos is the best...next day you will become manager...haha...straight away level up

[nokasa]

Originally Posted by deematter

sucking own partner is not as exciting as sucking other people...the hormone up and down differently

You sound so experienced, must have sucked many cocks from sugarbook

[Cecelialee]

My dear TrekLim,
Sucking my boss dick is different from sucking my hubby's dick, cos his dick is thick and longer then hubby, just love to suck my boss dick lor.

[Cecelialee]

Continue from previous posting..

Infact I got pregnant by Albert, as we have 3 days of overnight sex and that make me pregnant, I keep it from hubby, but Albert insisted that the baby is his,.
I only found out when I was 3 months late into my menstrual, and decided to do a test with the pregnant kit infront of Albert, I show him the test kit, and he was so elated, saying, "finally got you pregnant, she can't give me a baby"(referring to his ex wife..
I was lost for words, how to tell hubby..saying to him.." You lor shoot inside me overnight, sure pregnant"
He kissed me as he carry me to the studio asking to pose...I said, "siao, now stomach not big how to pose"

Albert: You're my wife now, you have to keep this baby, I will pay for everything..

Me: Really, how I going to tell hubby????

[Cecelialee]

That's was 3 month after I had sex with Albert..I broke the news to hubby.
Me: Dear, I'm pregnant..
Hubby,: oh yes, I wanted another..great..
In my heart, I was saying, it's Albert baby.. but I kept it from him..
Me: Love you darling,.
As I kissed my hubby, as he feel my stomach, and kisses me all over.
I was only 3 months into pregnancy, hubby keep stroking my stomach, talking to the baby..and he bend me forward to doggie me.I was so wet..and he did shoot again inside of me....