phuket

[hunterhi]

Thanks, Bro, as i was reading from my phone so cannot see it... I very long no poke PuYing lioa... as busy with work... i think izzt time to R&R...n we post almost the same time just my is AM n ur is PM...

Originally Posted by sentsggirls

Sabai Dee Mai Bro hunterhi ?Busy poking puying issit? The video is just MTV of a nice song for you to listen. PM you the link.

Bro, u enjoy...

Originally Posted by treeself

Just touched down last night, stayed for 5D4N, my 3rd trip in 5 mths. This time really jialat, really kenna gong tao deep deep, met a girl while playing pool at chang club. Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss, oh and shes 24. I really like her, dont know what i should do about it, sigh.... Will write up a report on my trip soon. Oh and it has been raining every single day of my trip, a real downer.

[hosayboh]

Originally Posted by treeself

Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss

hmmmm........puying puchai?

[hunterhi]

yo... Sun, Sand Sea... here i come...

[hunterhi]

Nice Thai Folk song...

[hunterhi]

Nice Hot n Sunny here...

[Wetdevil]

Hihi to all bro,

Been a quiet 2010 for me since I last head to phuket @ Mar 2010. Nice to see bro are still attracted to Phuket. Miss my time there.

Originally Posted by treeself

Just touched down last night, stayed for 5D4N, my 3rd trip in 5 mths. This time really jialat, really kenna gong tao deep deep, met a girl while playing pool at chang club. Very tall, 1.79, golden tan, long soft hair, flawless complexion and altogether, very very beautiful, without an inch of make up, just lip gloss, oh and shes 24. I really like her, dont know what i should do about it, sigh.... Will write up a report on my trip soon. Oh and it has been raining every single day of my trip, a real downer.

wow thats good. Well waiting to read yr report.

[donut88]

Hi guys

I'm going to stay at karon beach. Any good massage I can get from there?

Im looking for both kind of massage; clean proper Thai and hanky panky

Thanks!

[burner]

Originally Posted by invasion

bro. my this trip i know alot of ppl because i pull off a super big stunt right outside of hollywood. i super drunk super high then i fell on the floor with half a bottle of chivas and smash it then i cut my whole of right hand! wow sey the ppl from the 2 side bar all come help me sia. hahahahaha. muchiam LKY fall down n everyone chiong over. hahahahaha. my arm n nose bleed profusely! there was this auntie stand there sell cigarette wan! she is the most helpful. when i was bleeding i took off my shirt to wrap my arm then she took a bottle of water n clean my wound up for me! no charge. the bar waitress all came over took tissue paper here clean there clean. n epic! i fell together with the FP dancer. hahahahah. luckily i wasnt there alone. my buddy chiong go pharmacy buy emergency kit. n damn tok-kong! i think i over-intoxicated with the alcohol already! after they clean me up wrap my arm up and stop my nose from bleeding! i continue go back inside hollywood and chiong! thats y now im a pop figure in hollywood. cause the bouncer came to help also. hahahaha. now i know the bouncer the waitress/waiter the bartender the chief bouncer!

because of what happen then i really ganna the gong tau deep deep! In singapore if u fall n there is a friend beside. nobody will care because everyone bo chap! when i fell that time my buddy only think about the half bottle chivas! then he turn back talk to his girl! he only kan chiong when he hear ppl saying " r u ok? a lot of blood!" i was first bleeding completely on my right arm then he chiong over that time wow really like lie huo zhan che like that my nose bleed like tap. just bleed out n it was bleeding profusely! hahahahaha. epic! then everyone from the both bar take things to help me! some take tissue la some take water la some take this some take that. my girl n my buddy girl super kan chiong keep asking if i m ok! hahahahahaha. then i took off my shirt n wrap my arm! i cant wrap properly then there is this angmoh from nowhere came up n just grab my shirt n wrap my wound!

the auntie really gimme a very good impression cause she can speak hokkien. ( my friend n i speak hokkien like the place belong to us la. the auntie use hokkien to tell me to sit down when my buddy went to buy E kit! i was drunk and i was bleeding, half naked n walking round. auntie came n pull me to sit!

because of how friendly and helpful they r! i went back to them the next day , i bought cigar from auntie started smoking then wanted to go in hollywood but was stop because cigarette can go in but cigar cannot! then smoke 10 puff n dump away! went into hollywood! best! everyone come n c my wrap wound n ask u ok na? so paisei! then subsequent night all stay at hollywood! every night 1 btl! sit on the couch. tip them pretty fair well because of all of their help n service.

n when i started tipping the svc change to another level! got personal bouncer sia. hahahaha. got personal waitress! go stage dance got ppl stand n help protect! go toilet got ppl stand outside c! ask for ice n ice chop chop come! wanted to thank them. in the end my svc level went up! im really touched la cause when they help they help with compassion! even when they have to come out with their own money!

they know me till when i go in hollywood i dun need to conduct body search n automatic table got reserved. hahahahaha. every night same table. in directly girl also many! i can even play laser war game with the bouncer. take their laser pen shoot here shoot there!

Haiz. so much so for the fun. comparatively , my pocket hole also become big sia but i m happy la cause the svc rendered was way more than what i have paid for - IMO.

anyway! im planning for may trip! anybody wan go?

i'll be headin over in may with a couple of frens ... for a bachelor party....

[treeself]

Hey guys, sorry for the long wait, have been super busy with work. Anyways here goes.

Day 1
Touched down in Phuket at 1330hrs with two good buddies, Zach and J. Emailed Mr Mark for Airport Transfer a few days back, however we waited and waited and no sign of him or his staff so negotiated with a private cab driver and managed to get a good rate, 1000THB two ways, off we went. Reached Bel Aire patong at about 1415, booked our room via agoda so check in was fast and easy, counter recap recognised me as i stayed there last Oct, awesome! The 3 of us chilled out abit, took a shower, had some malibu with pineapple juice(yeah we started it a little earlier than normal) hahaha, left shortly. Main purpose of this trip was to show J around as this is his first time, i brought zach with me in Feb alr. Walked around, settled for lunch at No.6, as it was raining, we all had pad thai and a nice large bowl of tom yum soup clear, SUPER SOLID! Continued walking around after lunch, as the rain was getting heavier, we all decided to get a good massage, which was where we met a friendly massage lady by the name of Bibi, hahah dont they all have ridiculously funny nicknames? Finished our massaged and bibi was such a loudmouth, asking the 3 of us while we were smoking our names and all. Zach invited her to party at hollywood with us. Off we left, it was about 6pm now so we decided to head back to freshen up yet again as we were all wet la!

Had a hot bath, shiok shiok alr, the 3 of us had another round of malibu with pineapple juice, rolled around on the bed, talking, smoking, laughing. Zach asked if we wanted pizza and we agreed, since it was raining and all. I dont know how he knew the number, but yeah, he did the ordering. an hour later, the pizza dude came, totally drenched, hahahah, felt bad, tipped him. Wow guys, can you believe it?! Two large pizzas, Hawaiian and ocean delight plus a box of 9 drumlets cost us only 300THB?! Cheap! The rain ah, spoiled everything, made us all sleepy, so before we knew it, we were all sleeping til i was rudely awakened by my second handphone(i placed the thai sim card in this phone), it was bibi, asking us where we were. So i told her we were still in our hotel room sleeping, she wanted to come over, so i said yeah okay. Her massage shop was pretty near our hotel along Sainamyen Road. Sat up and checked the time, HOLY MOTHER!?!?!! It was 1230am alr! Hahaha, woke the the other up and all had a shower before bibi arrived. When she came we all had a few more round of drinks and BOOM, we were ready to party!

Lucky for us the rain had subsided into a light drizzle so it made walking to hollywood pretty easy. Saw the same bouncer who took care of me there the last time round when i was drunk, greeted him and all and we went up. It was mad packed as usual, had good vibes alr with the thumping music and tourists smoking inside, ahhhh such nostalgia! Asked for a table and was directed to the L-Shaped sofa seats at the outer cloister(Bros who chiong hollywood should know this area as this is the only sofa seat at the outer cloister), there were two farangs there alr with their ladies for the night, were crazy wild with them, making out all! Hahaha, so the 3 of us, Zach, J and me ordered a btl of vodka to get things started. Zach being the usual CB, always forced the two of us to skull our drinks, neat, with as little mixer possible, all sorts of ways to fuck yourself up, hahaha. Suddenly our fav song played " J.Lo ft Pitbull - On The Floor", wow i tell you, we went mad, we were all dancing, jumping around! Suddenly one fist came out of nowhere, saw the farang asking me to rock it, hahaha so punched his fist and smiled! He and his friend, later became our party kakis for the entire trip! Introduced ourselves, his name was sulltan and his cousin's name was burim, asked us to call them Sully and Bully for short, hahaha, they were from Zurich, Switzerland! So while Sully and i were talking, Zach passed Sully a glass of our drink and that was when magic happened, Sully, Bully, Bibi, J, Zach and i raised our glasses and vowed to go crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy! Hhahahah.

Next thing i knew Zach ordered another btl, i face-palmed myself, but aiya whatever la its a holiday, just enjoy and dont think so much. all of us danced some more, with sully and bully showing us their moves, hahaha, crazy fellas i tell you. After awhile, J told me Zach was down, i turned back, and saw Zach in his usual drunk stance, Arms folder, head down and sitted upright, hahaha, that was when we bid goodbye to our Swiss friends and told em we will be at the same sofa tmr at the same time, all agreed. J and Me helped Zach outta the club and back to our hotel, THE BOY WAS A DEADWEIGHT! Bibi was nice enough to get water from the family mart for Zach. Reached our room, got Zach naked, hahaha bo pian, brothers mah, showered an toweled him dry before getting him a fresh pair of boxers and laid him to rest on the bed. Bibi asked if it was okay for her to sleep with all of us, i told i dont mind as long as shes okay to be sandwiched between J and i. We had a kingsized bed and a twin bed, so since Zach was on the twin bed, the 3 of us (bibi, J and me) slept on the larger bed, nth happened guys, just 3 friends sleeping together. Felt bad la, it was 5am alr and might be abit dangerous for bibi to go back, though i know theres no danger lol, but just felt bad la.

This pretty much sums up my first day there, will continue sharing no worries guys!

[treeself]

How's the weather there like now anyways huh? It was pouring like mad on all 5 days i was there, on the last day when we were packing up, the SUN suddenly came out! Cant belive our luck man! Anyways Day 2 in Progress!

Day 2

*RingRingRngRingRingRing", switched my hand phone's alarm clock off. Saw the time, it was 1200hrs, looked around, bibi left alr, hahaha whatever. Without brushing my teeth and doing anything else, immediately lit up a cancer stick, hahahahaha, only in holidays i can do this, walked to the bathroom window to pull the curtains aside a little bit, secretly hoping it wasn't gonna be raining, but i knew it was, and voila, the sky was dark and rain was still coming down, sighhhhhh! Decided to switch on the telly, was on the MTV channel. Soon the boys arose from their slumber, Zach was the funniest, gave a typical morning fuckface and asked " eh, cb, last night i drunk ah?" Hahahahaha, J and i laughed and told him what happened. We spent quite a good amt of time joking and re-enacting the activities of last night. All had a good smoke before heading into the shower for a solid a warm bath, nth like a good warm bath after a crazy night of partying with the rainy weather outside! By the time we left the hotel it was 1400hrs alr. Went to the bike shop just further down at the entrance of the road leading into our hotel. Zach has a class 2 license in sg, J and i have only class 3, lol, so Zach asked if we all wanted to rent a bike, it was only 150THB a day, i was hesitant at first as im not really comfortable riding a bike by my own, plus it was raining and the fact the Zach and i got into a motorbike accident 2 years back, buttttt, since we were all there several thousand miles away from home, we all thought, " ahhh! Why the fuck not, lets just adventure abit but safety also la! haha", picked out our 3 bikes, all Yamaha Nuovo. The dude said he needed a deposit of 3000THB and an ID, so Zach and J looked at me, cb, ha, so i gave him my 11B lor, cos im the only one who ord liao, Zach(Air Force) and J(SPF) still have several more mths to go. Each gave 1000THB for the deposit and off we went! Wow, it was quite an adventure man, riding through the rain with a poncho, very very fun indeed!

Rode to No.6 yet again, Zach ordered his fav, American Fried Rice, i had a Shrimp Fried Rice and J had a Beef Fried Rice, we asked for a bowl of Tom Yam Seafood Clear Soup as usual. Makan and chit chat about last night's events in hollywood, laughed as well haah. Finished our makan and rode off, was freeeeezing! Rode to one of the nearby tour booths and asked them their prices for the ATV+WhiteWater Rafting+Elephant Trekking package, was quoted 4000THB, lol, i seriously dont know why they bother to set such retarded prices when they know full well that everyone would bargain lol, managed to get it down to 1800THB per person, but the ATV ride was 30mins, and Mr Mark's package which was similar but a 100THB more, had the ATV ride running in for an hour, told the lady we shall consider, surprisingly she was friendly and said, if we want, can just come to her again, no problem.

We looked at our watches, wa only 4pm nia, decided to head vroom vroom to Chang Club, its this pool club pretty close to Bangle Boxing Stadium. We told the waitress we would like 10 games = 200THB, one game 20THB, cheap! We all ordered a hot drink, Cappuccino, Latte and Milk-tea, having fun! Attempting to do retarded trick shots and all. Suddenly Spotted this damn tall girl wearing a nice white shawl, denim shorts and a nice spag, very gorgeous! Light hazelnuttish tan, miles and miles of legs that go on forever, smooth baby skin, perfect smile, white teeth with retainers on the top portion, best of all, some freckles on her face, WA, i tell you, i immediately melted into a puddle of mustard! Hahahah, she was damn nice! Told Zach and J about it. They told me approach her, but HOW?! I didn't have any alcohol in me now, and it was only 5pm. Zach kept pushing me saying :eh bro, fuck this is overseas man, just fucking do it, dont worry so much, tio bo?" For all of you samsters laughing at me, lol, i am shy la, give chance can? Haha. Finally mustered up enough shit in me to walk over to her and talk. Managed to seal the deal!



YESSS! I did it, hahaha. Exchanged numbers and went back very smiley, little did i know i was in for a major disappointment in the days to come. Ended our game and it was 630 now, we rode over to Jungceylon and parked our bikes at the basement carpark. J was surprised that Patong had such a nice Shopping Center. All went to carrefour to look around. Zach wanted to get tidbits and some honey back from his family. J and i bought some snacks to makan back in our hotel room. Paid up and left, walked around in Junceylong a little more, showed J the cinema and laser shooting range before leaving. All rode down to Zach and my fav cafe, The Black Canyon Cafe, it was beside a VERY GORGEOUS HOTEL(ANY BROS KNOW?), since the alfresco area was sheltered, we sat outside and all had some coffee and ciggs to go along with, discussed our plan for the night, had good laughs, talked about how in sg life could never possibly be so stress and worry free. Since there were a few flies bugging Zach, he asked one of the waitress if they had the electric mini tennis racquet to kill flies, lol, she really brought it out! Let us play for awhile, im fucking terrified of that thing man! After fooling around a little bit more, we decided to return it back to her. Paid up, tipped her and left. Vroom vroom back to our hotel.

Reached back a little wet again, hung up our ponchos and all had a nice warm rejuvenating shower! Had our usual chill out sessions in the room once more. We were all suddenly feeling very famished! But at the same time, none of us wanted to get out into the rain again lol. So i suggested walking just a little bit outside our hotel, where there's this stall that sells amazing braised pork rice/noodle, both Zach and J were up for it. Headed down, got two braised pork rice with lor neng braised spiced egg and one braised pork noodle soup, asked them for an extra packet of soup as well. All went up, and whack the food, damn SOLIDDDD!

Reached and found the L-shaped occupied by some other dudes, found my bouncer friend and ask him if it was possible to ask those fellas to move away, they only had a few beers with them but we were gonna open btls again mah. After he successfully moved them away i gave him 300THB, that was to ensure he would be awesome always! Hahah. Got ourselves a btl of black label this time, warmed up abit and before we knew it, we heard the all too familiar voice of Sully and Bully, " HEY GUYS, LETS PARDY AGAIN!" I took this opportunity to tell Sully " Hey sully, tell you what, since the 5 of us are gonna party here every night, why dont we share the costs of the btl, all 5 of us? and he was like " yeah yeah, of course, no problems man", we ere drinking and all, and suddenly, i noticed these 3 exotic looking girls, blonde and effing hot! Told Sully about it cos i know he likes tourists more than thai girls, he was so funny. I thought these guys would dare to walk up to anyone to ask them to join us, but i was wrong. Sully was shy, LOL! But i saw other farangs aiming them as well, that was when i said " FUCK IT", i downed my glass and walked straight up to them. Had the usual small talks, found out they were from Sweden and would be here for 10 days, their names were Heidi, Muse and Ju, asked them over to join us, Muse was the wildest looking one, with a hot hot ass, crazy hot body and tongue stud, i knew we were all in for a good time. They agreed and i introduced them to Zach, J, Sully and Bully. We all had a good time dancing. Sully went insane, ordered 8 Sambuca shots and FLAMED IT! HAHAHAHA, god it was insane, "Stereo Love" played and all of us went crazzzzzzzy. To repay their kindness, Zach ordered 8 shots of tequila, which was horrible by the way, hahaha, everyone downed it! I was really lucky, managed to get close to heidi, who was smokin hot as well, shoulder length hair, gorgeous tan, round firm ass and full plump lips that would create the perfect vacuum seal around a hard throbbing COCK! HAHAH! We danced and danced dirty alright, she was swaying her lips left left and right right, i followed her momentum, she smelled awesome. Earlier on she told me she has a bf back in Sweden, so i said okay, but she said we could still dance, HORNY GAL, after a few shots and drinks, we started making out and were really getting into it! Rounded up everyone and talked, all of us sat down to finish up our drinks 2btls of black label from our side, 1 btl of vodka from Sully and Bully's side. I asked heidi if she wanted to spend the night with me, SHE AGREED! DO YOU KNOW HOW MAD EGGGGCITED I WAS?! Fuck, she was pornstar material i swear! Muse was getting very into Sully as well. Bully Zach and J were dancing with thai girls, lol. Butt, failed. Heidi's friend, whose name i cant rmb, was puking, she and muse said they had to bring her back. Heidi apologized and told me, she had to look after her friend, i was like, alrightttt, we offered our help but heidi and muse said they could take care of it, so they left. It was left with the 5 of us, obviously very tired alr, so we all decided to call it a night and be back again to conquer the sofa area tmr! J and Zach and me headed back, but i was stopped halfway by a damn awesome smell of char siew rice! Saw a small stall REALLY selling char siew rice! Asked them to give me one packet of char siew plus roast chicken and egg, asked them for extra rice and soup and gravy as well. Wa lau, sibei tok gong, 50THB NIA! Haha, we all went back, had another shower and the three of us shared the meal, SHIOK SHIOK! Went to sleep, it was around 5am alr.

[insiderivan]

Awesome bro. Angmo

[natto3]

Went to a place called dutz last night. Awesome more syts than I ever seen. When I left there were more syt than men n y
The place still full. It works this way. U getnthere girl come sit withnu. If u want privacy there r two partiotioned tables. For 1000bht take out bra all night. 2000 but no panties, mine had shaved. Got to go a few times can get fuck. No faring. It's on korang road near Merlin. Have fun.

[Ikanbilis188]

Originally Posted by natto3

Went to a place called dutz last night. Awesome more syts than I ever seen. When I left there were more syt than men n y
The place still full. It works this way. U getnthere girl come sit withnu. If u want privacy there r two partiotioned tables. For 1000bht take out bra all night. 2000 but no panties, mine had shaved. Got to go a few times can get fuck. No faring. It's on korang road near Merlin. Have fun.

Bro, meaning they don;t provide tah pau services ?
why have to go a few times?

TIA

[werwet2]

seem tat they are enjoying very much in phuket , have fun dude. stress free unlike spore ...

[natto3]

Anyone wants to go dutz tonite pm me for my hp no.