All girls love Power Tan

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by demonhunter

This guy seriously needs his meds

you will understand what i meant by the 'seh' if ever you have the chance in your life to look at the mirror and witness the face of the number one.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[edvil]

Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W

you will understand what i meant by the 'seh' if ever you have the chance in your life to look at the mirror and witness the face of the number one.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

You meant Number One Sai.. Gao Sai, Gu Sai, Kway Sai, Simi Sai...the best Sai is the one you kena poked all the time, Sai Kang.

[leekwantew]

so sad we have our very own "Most Interesting Man In The World" and he got neg rep

keke

[Bery]

Just lost at the casino, but when I read this thread, it is much better than any jokes in the world.....
Power Tan must really be short, chubby and bespectacled.....the way he taunts other bros just make me VERY sure that he indeed has a pee wee 1.5 inch dick, and an anal that drips SAI like a running tap after being raped plenty of times....
probably got huge balls though....泡鹅蛋！

[maui_boy]

Really make my day......

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by edvil

You meant Number One Sai.. Gao Sai, Gu Sai, Kway Sai, Simi Sai...the best Sai is the one you kena poked all the time, Sai Kang.

edvil had a nightmare where he dreamt that his ass was fucked by a ladyboy. obviously feeling paranoid he started looking nervously for the presence of an old and fat ladyboy while wandering off the street.

out of a sudden, a ladyboy came up to him and asked in a sexy male voice 'excuse me, may i know the direction to.....' edvil immediately let out a cry and dashed to the nearest household, knocking the door hard and furious until an old and fat man let him in.

trying hard to catch his breath, edvil thanked him and exclaimed 'thanks goodness that was close! what could be worse than getting your ass fucked by a ladyboy?'

the man looked at him with a cheeky smile on his face and said 'well there is, like getting your ass fucked by an old and fat guy.'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

up thread for awareness

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

a female forummer has sent me a pm requesting Power Tan to be her FB. Out of curiosity i sent her a reply to understand why is she interested in me alone. She said all men are the same but to find a man with 'seh' is a most unusual and rare occurrence which calls for celebrations.

I am touched by her honesty and wisdom and am now considering her to be my FB. however, before i make her my official FB i would have to dump my long term ladyboy FB which is a painful decision to make as my ladyboy FB has been most submissive and she can't sleep without having my dick in her mouth. This is, indeed a difficult challenge in the new year for Power Tan, the man with the 'seh'.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[edvil]

Such creative Sai...I meant seh
Ah wee ah wee...female FB... You meant the incredible Sherine?
If you dunno who 'she' is....go do some research.
Your ladyboy FB....you meant the Ah Neh cleaner at your block?
Your pee wee in 'her' mouth......you sure you have the right tool?
Goodness better keep you Sai...I meant seh where it should be, in your Kar Chng Kang.

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by edvil

Such creative Sai...I meant seh
Ah wee ah wee...female FB... You meant the incredible Sherine?
If you dunno who 'she' is....go do some research.
Your ladyboy FB....you meant the Ah Neh cleaner at your block?
Your pee wee in 'her' mouth......you sure you have the right tool?
Goodness better keep you Sai...I meant seh where it should be, in your Kar Chng Kang.

one day edvil thought of starting his own thread after getting inspired by Power Tan's legendary 'Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and horny' thread. in order to make a name of himself in the forum he decided to use a bombastic title for his thread -'edvil the luckiest guy on earth - 5 fucks in a day!!!'

edvil began to illustrate his sexual escapade....

'i woke up early in the morning, feeling horny, i fucked myself with the strawberry pie. first fuck of the day!'

'feeling so good after my morning sex, i walked out of my house but immediately slipped myself and fell flat on the ground. WHAT THE FUCK?'

'on the way to work i messaged my ladyboy lover to meet me for lunch at our love nest and she said yes. i was feeling so excited that i couldn't control my urge to be fucked by ladyboy cock that i immediately rushed to the nearby toilet and finger fucked my asshole. gosh it's still so tight, i hope my ladyboy lover likes it.'

'finally i reached my office, my lady boss was so angry with me for losing another deal that she literally fucked me upside down. what a way to start my work.'

'after a long and agonizing wait it's finally lunch time and i wasted no time to meet my ladyboy lover at our love nest and we fucked like no tomorrow. balls banging at its best!!!'

The End.

feeling so proud of his creativity, edvil was grinning at his accomplishment until he received numerous zaps with the same comments - 'lousy story, go FUCK yourself lah!'

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[edvil]

Goodness, getting anal by ah Neh and bangala must be paying you well.
No need to wake up early like us office people, just lie there in bed, spread your legs, arched your back and stick your ass up... Get pounded and collect your money.
No wonder you have so much time and so much creative sai, I meant seh flowing out from you.
Me, have to stand inside mrt to write this reply in 5 minutes before the Ah Neh smell becomes too unbearable.

[PowerTAN_P_W]

All girls and ladyboys who have been secretly admiring Power Tan in this forum feel free to confess your love for me in this thread now. One by one, behold the 'seh' of Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

up thread for the number one.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[PowerTAN_P_W]

No matter old or young, one by one, all girls will succumb to the 'seh' of Power Tan

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[JiaXin96]

powertan, mai u come jb find me then i roll with u. haha