Screwing My Friend's Girl - Page 11

Gerald · #**151** 29-05-2009, 04:35 PM

Fabulous! Please continue.

Cheonging101 · #**152** 29-05-2009, 05:07 PM

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I asked if they wanted to drink anything. Ash assumed that my house was a wine cellar. Jamie, of all drinks, had to asked for what I would coin as piss water... i.e. newater. I say, even mineral water are pretentious and personally I can't tell the freaking difference Pink dolphin or Ice Mountain. Perrier is just false sophistication of bubbled-up piss for gays or caucasians (my British, Aussie, American and French Gay Friends... I will buy you a carton each... PEACE!)

My God! You're such a bigot!

Not all Frenchmen are gays! I can attest to that! At least 12% of them are assholes!

cheeky-cheeky · #**153** 29-05-2009, 06:05 PM

bro GoodLife

No worries about getting lesser friends, you still have us!!!

Sad but nicely written.

Best wishes!!!

Good Life · #**154** 31-05-2009, 12:35 AM

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Perrier is just false sophistication of bubbled-up piss for gays or caucasians (my British, Aussie, American and French Gay Friends... I will buy you a carton each... PEACE!)

My God! You're such a bigot!

Not all Frenchmen are gays! I can attest to that! At least 12% of them are assholes!

Bro Cheonging101: Bigotry vs political correctness.. I choose the former.
it should read BRITISH GAY .. AUSSIE GAY ... AMERICAN GAY and FRENCH GAY FRIENDS.. I try to be universal in my assessment..

For a moment I thought you said "at least 12% of them are INTO assholes!"

Peace.

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No worries about getting lesser friends, you still have us!!!

Bro Cheeky-cheeky: Who need real friends when virtual friends are in abundance here. Thanks for reading.

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U #$%#@ !!! Just got caught in office reading this story ...

Eyes glued to the lappie and boss walked in ! Geez !!! tried to cover up (alt+tab) and it went to FL dome 2 !!! @#$%%

Keep writing or my agony would be in vain

Bro HARPER: Lady boss?? If so, tell her I will personally write her a story that will turn her on enough for you to have a good time. If a bloke, fear not, he is probably one of the seniors here. If all else fails ... start browsing jobsdb...
Perhaps you might wanna load up MENSA's website in future... just in case.

Bro Bootyhunter: Prior story has very limited, perhaps only 2 sex scenes + a crazy bitch on a loose.. cannot post here... maybe in a blog.. From what I gathered from some bros/sis, my thread has not given anyone a hard on... so no go.

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Bro, waiting for ur story of ash... keep ot comming...!

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Fabulous! Please continue.

Bro Regza85: I must really be a terrible story teller... My story of Ash has ended many posts earlier.. What more should I be writing???

For bros/sis who are open to reading my gibberish.. I just started another blog... sarcasmbiteme.blogspot.com .. giving my take on happenings around... please note that I don't have proof readers.. pardon my english thus.

KLKOOL · #**155** 31-05-2009, 03:06 AM

.. well all good things must come to an end. Thanks for sharing

joew2005 · #**156** 31-05-2009, 07:33 AM

Pls continue .....

Ninjaron · #**157** 01-06-2009, 12:54 AM

Waiting for more....

yog2010 · #**158** 01-06-2009, 07:51 AM

nice sharing there. thanks

Taihao · #**159** 01-06-2009, 10:02 AM

Please carry on, bro.

Good Life · #**160** 04-06-2009, 09:49 AM

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Waiting for more....

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Pls continue .....

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Please carry on, bro.

Bros/Sis: I have really really really completed my story... really really appreciate your reading. I will remember to send you my paperbacks...

But to end it off.. here's my take on relationships.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference betwee a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch

What is 6.9?
A. A good thing fucked up by a period.

Q. What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it?
A. Money!!!

Tainted.rose · #**161** 30-07-2009, 08:50 PM

hello!^^

this story deserves to be on the first page.
hehe.