The life of a typical singapore Ah beng

[diputs1269]

Camping here to catch the first updates.

[simifly]

Can I add a video for all bros to watch while we wait for yr next part?

Will delete if any bros mind.

[simifly]

Full movie here

[maddog_mlvn]

Camp here, waiting for TS long story leh.

[BMW69]

Originally Posted by maddog_mlvn

Camp here, waiting for TS long story leh.

Hahaha TS is busy watching that movie

[simifly]

Ts, my movie finish liao you still not back.

Lots of fansee waiting here.

[maddog_mlvn]

Originally Posted by BMW69

Hahaha TS is busy watching that movie

Bro r u driving a white BMW ?

[BMW69]

Originally Posted by maddog_mlvn

Bro r u driving a white BMW ?

Hahaha what a strange question lol. No I'm not hahaha even if I am I wouldn't say it here.

[WithoutEuu]

Originally Posted by BMW69

Hahaha what a strange question lol. No I'm not hahaha even if I am I wouldn't say it here.

Maybe he thought he saw you.. LOL

[BMW69]

Originally Posted by WithoutEuu

Maybe he thought he saw you.. LOL

But how would he know what I look like? Unless I have BMW69 plastered on my head hahaha

[gibgib]

Eh srsly TS, you have a damn good way with words la! Keep up the story man! I damn addicted to your story like how u addicted to sex le la

[Johnston]

To speak a righteous word for the brithers

Yo! Shake ! Shake! Shake!

Is in no way an acurrate translation of

AI YO AI YO AI YO - AI YO JIU KA KA YIO

It captures the meaning not the spirit
I would render it as

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE -GODDAMIT IF YOU WANNA SHAKE SHAKE HARD GODDAMNIT

[maddog_mlvn]

Ah Beng kena chop, hospitalised, more then 2 week bo chap kopi tcss. Ah Beng lai leh chap kopi.

[Summerhillt]

Originally Posted by bomberbird

Continued
It was sat and I reached her house at 11am sharp.
She came down and was wearing white blouse and bright yellow creaking tight mini skirt. Being a legs guy I kept staring at her legs
A: oei u dam n pervert. I thought u never have stead before why see until like that?

Me: it's because I never have before that's why I curious ma. If u don't want guys to see then u dont wear so short la.

A: I purposely one leh. *sticks out her tongue*

Me: purposely what?

A: I purposely wear short short so can make u horny but I don't let u touch. Hahaha

Me: u damn sadist. But it's ok I love u not for your body.

A: aiya u all guys say nia. In the end when I don't give u sure give me black face.

Me: aiya don't talk so much la legs go.

Upon reaching the park we went to a shaded area. Where it's hidden away from the main track. Then I started frenching her

A: wa for a first timer not bad.

Me: I got natural talent ma.

At this point A suddenly reach for my crotch.

A: wa so hard Liao ar

Me: (being my first time I did not know how to react)

A: so later u go home going to D.I.Y?

Me: most likely lor. Haha.

A: then like that u have me for what?

At this time I still did not get the hint. Pls don't laugh at me I was really pure at that time

A: nvm la we to watch movie first.

So we spend the day at orchard watch movie and eat dinner by the time I sent her home it was 1am.

A: oei. Lets go playground sit awhile..

Her house playground is those under void deck kind which means its covered and at one corner facing a canal. People staying in pasir ris will know where.
We started frenching and soon my dick was like a rock again.

A: from today onwards u never need to masturbate again u understand?

Me: huh?

A slides her hand into my basketball shorts and starts stroking my dick. It's the first time someone else is stroking me and I was trying v v hard to hold.

A: touch me..

So I slide my hands into her shirt and fondle her breast

omg. i know where is that.. the playground facing the canal straight !! sia lah.. sekali i know ur ex also

[NigelFarage]

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