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A woman is flying on a jumbo-jet. After they get up in the air the public address systems comes on: “This is your Captain Lydia speaking. We are cruising at 35,000 feet etc etc...”
When the announcement is finished, a woman passenger beckons to a stewardess and asks: Is it really true that this great big airplane is being flown by a woman? Stewardess: Yes, Captain Lydia is a woman. Woman: How wonderful I am so excited! Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to congratulate her? Stewardess: Yes, I think I can arrange that. You might also like to know that the co-pilot is also a woman. Woman: Oh, how exciting. This is wonderful news! Please let me go to the cockpit so I can congratulate them both! Stewardess: Ok, you can do that. You might like to know that actually the entire crew of this plane are women. Woman: That is the most exciting thing I have heard in a long time, this has really made my day. I just have to go to the cockpit to express my admiration! Stewardess: One more thing you might like to know, we don't call it the cockpit any more. 😂😂😂
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A woman visited her parents' home. When she opened the refrigerator, she found a picture of a supermodel in a short skimpy dress.
Woman: Mom, what's this? Mom: Oh, I put up that picture to remind me not to over eat. Woman: Is it working? Mom: Yes, and No. Woman: Meaning? Mom: I've lost 5 kilos but your dad has gained 12 kgs...😝
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