Chitchat Yakult using Quantum Mechanics explain Internet ban does not improve cyber s

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PEASANTPORE: From May next year, low ranking public serfs will be able to surf the internet on their own expense - a decision that Yakult said is no brainer as it saves money.

"Not I say hor, our cheap Jewish and starving North Korean advisers also say the same thing,” he said. “I must be seem doing something or peasants say I 'jiak leow bee'.”

Speaking at the sidelines of a community event on Saturday (Jun 11), Yakult acknowledged issuing an Imperial Edict will stream roll all resistance.

"Using Quantum Mechanics, even we ban Internet, no guarantee that we will be 100 per cent secure. An analogy, whether my spawns choose to be local peasants or Yankees, I cannot decide. You catch any ball?"

Addressing the issue on Thursday, Ruler Loong revealed that the cost saving for the internet ban is too good to pass.

Trying to curry favour Ruler Loong, Vassal Affairs Minion Vivian, who is also the country's Minion-in-Charge of the Smart Peasant Initiative, warned of the "Internet ban and bar top dancing ban are essential if Peasantpore is to become a smart nation.


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