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Big sized heavy set big eater London Mayor Boris Johnson voiced his concerned today about the recent frugality and jewishness of his Hakka Host, Prime Minister Gay Loong and his cheap wife Whore Jinx. "What is this Nasi Lemak, ah? Enough for me to eat or not", he asked some ST reporters. When informed about the quantity of the Nasi Lemak, a visibly worried Mr. Johnson asked if there was the possibility of second, third or fourth helpings? When told that there would also be roti prata, Mr. Johnson beamed with delight and cancelled his plans to smuggle in Mars and Kit Kat bars to the Istana.
SINGAPORE: London mayor Boris Johnson took the MRT on Friday (Nov 28) during his official visit to the Republic.
In a Twitter post, Mr Johnson said he rode the MRT - which he called a "gleaming tube" - on the way to meeting Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong at the Istana.
During his talks with PM Lee, the mayor said they discussed "trade, Europe and opportunities for growth between London and the UK and Singapore".
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