Big Elephant..Joanna

hornyspiderman · #1 14-12-2005, 10:23 AM

After my friend pass me the contact, I called her. MAde an appointment with her. Booked a hotel and sms her the room no. 10 minutes later, she arrived. I opened the door. To my surprise, she is damn fat..think is about 100 kg. Fuck,..I said. Her face is full of pimples, ugly and really fuck up.
I have no choice because I have booked the room. I told her that she is not my type but she said I have to compensate her $100. I wanted to ask her to fuck herself. End up I paid her $80 and asked her to leave. Total damages is $100 including hotel. REally a bad day. To all bros here, bear in mind her phone no is : 9016**** or . Report card as follows:

Name : Joanna
Figure : -1000000 / 10 (Too fat without waist. Worst than elephant..like a watermelon, big bear. I classified her as blue whale)
Atitude : -100000 billion / 10 (Talked over the phone and she said her figure is nice...KNN her) Still want to asked for $100.

Beware of Joanna

#2 14-12-2005, 10:27 AM

Poor guy.. Thanks for letting us know. We are alert.

meatlover · #3 14-12-2005, 10:32 AM

This Joanne mentioned by the thread starter is definitely not the baby elephant Joanne staying at Woodlands.

cabstar · #4 14-12-2005, 10:32 AM

Poor guy and by the way What is the last 4 numbers of the handphone so we can avoid her in future

meatlover · #5 14-12-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cabstar

Poor guy and by the way What is the last 4 numbers of the handphone so we can avoid her in future

Brudder, thread starter already gib first 4 digits of hp liao, why still need last 4 digits in order to avoid her? Unless she is you cuppa tea.

hornyspiderman · #6 14-12-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by meatlover

Brudder, thread starter already gib first 4 digits of hp liao, why still need last 4 digits in order to avoid her? Unless she is you cuppa tea.

Agree with Bro Meatlover,

I can't give the full no. I think it is not that good. But anywhere, be careful. I don't know whether she is from Woodlands or not. Because her voice during the teleconversation is nice. Since their bro asked more details on the phone no, I can provide more digit : 9016*31*. I heard she got another phone no. 9427****. That's all I can provide about the information. Good luck.

kefuso · #7 14-12-2005, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by hornyspiderman

After my friend pass me the contact, I called her. MAde an appointment with her. Booked a hotel and sms her the room no. 10 minutes later, she arrived. I opened the door. To my surprise, she is damn fat..think is about 100 kg. Fuck,..I said. Her face is full of pimples, ugly and really fuck up.
I have no choice because I have booked the room. I told her that she is not my type but she said I have to compensate her $100. I wanted to ask her to fuck herself. End up I paid her $80 and asked her to leave. Total damages is $100 including hotel. REally a bad day. To all bros here, bear in mind her phone no is : 9016**** or . Report card as follows:

Name : Joanna
Figure : -1000000 / 10 (Too fat without waist. Worst than elephant..like a watermelon, big bear. I classified her as blue whale)
Atitude : -100000 billion / 10 (Talked over the phone and she said her figure is nice...KNN her) Still want to asked for $100.

Beware of Joanna

Imagine tis...a tiny horny small little spider poking his prick into the huge hole of gigantic big elephant...more of tickling her pussy than a FJ...

No offense...its just a joke...

#8 14-12-2005, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kefuso

Imagine tis...a tiny horny small little spider poking his prick into the huge hole of gigantic big elephant...more of tickling her pussy than a FJ...

No offense...its just a joke...

Haha..bro Kefuso,

I really pity this guy. A gigantic elephant is like forcing him to fuck. If not why insisted him to pay $100. Luckily, bro hornySpiderman didn't f**K her. If not I think spider with 8 legs become 2 legs..haha..just joking. Btw, there is one thread now also by Joanna. Don't know whether she is this big elephant or not.

meatlover · #9 14-12-2005, 11:20 AM

If the FL turn out not to your liking, gib her S$20 for her cab fare can liao.
But if the FL is under OKT/agent, then one gotta call them up.

#10 14-12-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by meatlover

If the FL turn out not to your liking, gib her S$20 for her cab fare can liao.
But if the FL is under OKT/agent, then one gotta call them up.

Agree with that. Poor bro Hornyspiderman, need to pay $80. I think like what bro Meatlover said $20 is enough.

VBScripts · #11 14-12-2005, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by hornyspiderman

Agree with Bro Meatlover,

I can't give the full no. I think it is not that good. But anywhere, be careful. I don't know whether she is from Woodlands or not. Because her voice during the teleconversation is nice. Since their bro asked more details on the phone no, I can provide more digit : 9016*31*. I heard she got another phone no. 9427****. That's all I can provide about the information. Good luck.

Hi Bro. no flaming in the 1st place, but in your posting about the Elephant Joanna is seem to me a bit doubtful. Firstly why should you need to pay her $80 just to get her to leave when you mentioned tat she demanded for $100 compensation. I think almost give her $10 taxifare will do. Secondly, I am more puzzles in your reply above, you used “Anywhere” instead of “Anyway” in which; Jolin Wong, Jolin123 and StevenShark1 were also used this word. Are you the same person? No accusation whatsoever, but just curious.

If it is true, I appreciate your info.

globetrotter · #12 14-12-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Superbaby

Btw, there is one thread now also by Joanna. Don't know whether she is this big elephant or not.

I know that other Joanna and the answer is No, telephone numbers are different. Description also do not match.

#13 14-12-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by globetrotter

I know that other Joanna and the answer is No, telephone numbers are different. Description also do not match.

Thanks bro Globetrotter for clearing our doubts.

#14 14-12-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by VBScripts

Hi Bro. no flaming in the 1st place, but in your posting about the Elephant Joanna is seem to me a bit doubtful. Firstly why should you need to pay her $80 just to get her to leave when you mentioned tat she demanded for $100 compensation. I think almost give her $10 taxifare will do. Secondly, I am more puzzles in your reply above, you used “Anywhere” instead of “Anyway” in which; Jolin Wong, Jolin123 and StevenShark1 were also used this word. Are you the same person? No accusation whatsoever, but just curious.

Bro VBScripts, like tat oso u can realize ah. "Wo pei fu ni" I really admire your reading skill. Your English is pretty good. If for me, I can't realize tat.

hornyspiderman · #15 14-12-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by VBScripts

Hi Bro. no flaming in the 1st place, but in your posting about the Elephant Joanna is seem to me a bit doubtful. Firstly why should you need to pay her $80 just to get her to leave when you mentioned tat she demanded for $100 compensation. I think almost give her $10 taxifare will do. Secondly, I am more puzzles in your reply above, you used “Anywhere” instead of “Anyway” in which; Jolin Wong, Jolin123 and StevenShark1 were also used this word. Are you the same person? No accusation whatsoever, but just curious.

If it is true, I appreciate your info.

Say what u like. But sometimes, something I would like to clarify here.

Anywhere means: To, in, or at any place or To any extent or degree

Anyway means : In any way or manner whatever:
In any case; at least:

Thus, in this context, my meaning of anywhere is to any degree or extend, I pay her $80. This is the correct English.
There are some ppl who use But anyway which is different meaning. This means "But in any of this manner".
And I don't have any association with them.