Bargain Hen mulls Cultural Revolution to wipe out internet dissenters

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PEASANTPORE— There is a new threat on the horizon that could hamper Familee's status in Peasantpore: The free flow of dissent from the Internet.

Defence Minion Bargain Hen said the Internet is a major threat for autocratic regimes, citing Arab Spring as an example. He hinted that dissenters are using Internet to spread logical and incisive critique against Familee and Ruler Loong. So far the Internet dissenters have moderately succeeded and weakening the regime's ability to hookwink peasants and put public attention on silly policies and inept civil serpents.

“KNNCCB, in the good old days, we had the Almighty Shit Times and our MOE teachers will brainwash students into kowtowing Familee and accept dynastic succession. CCB, then now got Internet, people can read and find out what the shit is actually happening, worse, we start to get peasants reading Jane Austen's novels and then they use the same prose to attack our civil serpents.,” he said at the Total Defence Symposium. “Now whenever we gabra or cum up with cock policy, sure got torrent of dissenters shredding the policies into pieces and making the Minions look stupid.”

Bargain Hen said the authorities must have a quick response plan and preferably look to Commie China as an example, perhaps erect the Great Firewall of Peasantpore. He subtly hinted the regime only took against against dissenter Chew to warn peasants to be 'more discerning'.

Bargain Ng’s comments came after Propaganda Minion Yakult Ibrahim criticised blogger Ravi Philemon in Imperial Court last full moon for rightly pointing out that the regime was caught napping while the peasants scrambled for N95 masks.

Peasantpore Philemon was blasted for saying the truth that the regime's assurances about the masks “did not tally with the situation on the ground”.

At the event yesterday, Bargain Hen said the over four decades of police state rule enjoyed by Familee also meant that the lackeys are slackening and must manage the “complacency that can set in”.

Noting that Total Defence Propaganda campaigns have been conducted for many donkeys years. He asked the over 900-strong pro-regime audience to raise their hands if they know the effectiveness of the efforts and plans for Total Defence Propaganda could be assessed.

Bargain Hen highlighted two “minor battles” — the SARS outbreak in 2003 and the worst haze episode that hit in June. While he can talk cock and sing song about the brave and stupid peasants, many peasants knew the dodgy deals going on during that time. SARS exposed the regime's incompetence and the main culprit, Hair Do Lim is still collecting his fat cat pay cheque. The recent haze saw Half Breed Vivian sleeping on the job while peasants try to make profits reselling N95 at sky high prices. Both indicated that Total Defence failed.

“In a tense and volatile situation, we must adopt the Asiatic principle of silencing dissent...Butcher Mao is correct, better to kill a few monkeys and silence the entire forest. Peasants who want to challenge Familee must be marked for 'processing',” he sneered.

“The Qin dynasty got one nice trick. If one villager breaks the law, they punish the whole village. North Korea also got the same trick, they get moles to report on dissenters. Mao also use the same trick during the Cultural Revolution, asking children to rap on their relatives, teachers or friends. The authorities can study this and tell peasants to report their neighbors if they say bad things about Ruler Loong else the whole pigeonhole block will be punished.”


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