Fat Loser Nihon Prime Minion gleefully approves of recent comfort women statement

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TOKYO: Nihon Prime Minion Shit-zo Unable has gave official approval to Osaka Pervert mayor's bozo comments about comfort women.

Mr Unable, wary of Uncle Sam's reaction has only superficially expressed regret for what the slave women went through in World War Two, but has send a note to praise the Osaka Pervert

As usual, easily agitated drama queens from Onion Eating South Korean staged the usual protests with arty farty activists demanding an apology from the Nihon regime.

Osaka Pevert Mayor Toru Hashimoto's remarks that the comfort women, forced into sexual slavery, were "necessary" and regretted the Imperial Army did not draft bapoks or small children to satisfy their war mongering troops' profane fetish.

Paedophile and Used Panty trader, Hashimoto, after receiving a warning from Uncle Sam, also tried to spin his comments on Wednesday to gain mileage but he has no intentions to soothe tensions.

The baboon tried to use Relativity to cloud his comments, emphasising that he would approve of using comfort women...if necessary from PRC once again.

He said that during World War Two, other Anglo Saxons countries did worse, with the Soviet Union Red Arses, using local children for sex, hence by Relativity it can be considered unfair to single out Nihon for this practice.

Nihon political watchers privately commended the Osaka pervert and hinted they are wary of Uncle Sam's reactions and must pretend to disapprove of such harebrained comments.

Wise peasants knew the Osaka Pervert is trying to make headlines using Nationalistic slogans, ahead of the upper house election in July, as polls show his Japan Restoration Party's popularity is slipping.

The Abe administration, meanwhile, is trying to bring itself nearer to those controversial remarks.

Mr Unable said: "The pro-Imperial Nihon regime does NOT have a different position to that expressed in those comments. We are only fucking restrained by Uncle Sam to act nice but I tell you this, if given a chance again, I will lead our glorious Imperial Armies and lay waste to PRC and complete what Meiji and Hirohito failed."

PRC Commie and Onion Eaters have expressed their dismay at Osaka Pervert's comments.

But in a recent news conference by the Onion Eaters' ambassador to Nihon, Shin Gak Su said that while he's has received generous gifts of soiled panties from Mr Unable and hence could care less about the Jap leaders' poor perception of women. He says he has already booked a room at the Shinjuku Red Light District to prove a point.

Peasant Women's groups in Okinawa have already reacted, protesting against Baboon Hashimoto's suggestion that all Okinawa women are whores who serve the US marines.

They have demanded an apology from Baboon Hashimoto stating they are not whores but 'geishas'.

But Baboon Hashimoto looks set to face the anger of former comfort women from Onion Eating Korea next. A group of them, old enough to be his grandmother many times over, is arriving in Nihon, and want to meet him.

Unfazed, Baboon Hashimoto is trying to hold a major Sex Orgy by asking Commie PRC pimps to supply PRC whores ahead of the Erections.


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