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Old 02-08-2020, 09:08 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Very nice jokes. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 02-08-2020, 09:14 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Morning jokes...
Not sure what is this joke?
Thanks.
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Life without money is PUAH SEE😫

Money without life is SEE SUAK🤔

No money no life is SEE KEOW KEOW😧

Got money got life is EMM KAM SEE🙄

No life for all is PEH PEH SEE😮

Facing a corrupt government is TAN SEE😲

Facing a pandemic is EMM CHAI AUN CHUA EH SEE😑

Facing a poor economy is BUN BUN SEE🤫

Surviving Covid is BOH SEE HOCK KHEE😶

Węll węll węll,,,,!!!Lifę without all is, we come with nothing, we leave with nothing.
Life can earn you money BUT money can't buy you life.
So live a healthy, meaningful & happy life! 🙏♥️
Nice joke and only if understand hokkien.
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Old 02-08-2020, 09:16 AM
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Long weekend jokes...

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Why must buy gold bar for marriage?
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Old 02-08-2020, 09:18 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Thanks for sharing all the nice jokes.
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Old 02-08-2020, 09:32 AM
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Very nice share bro, thanks.
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Old 02-08-2020, 09:45 AM
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Like this one, thanks bro!
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Excellent joke thread. Thanks all for sharing!
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Old 02-08-2020, 09:55 AM
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Fantastic joke if you understand malay.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Not sure what is this joke?
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To choose among the durians, breasts and camel toe
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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Not sure what is this joke?
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It clearly shows Her Valley of Love (Boobs) and her Camel Toe (Pussy). Which one would you go for, first?
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To choose among the durians, breasts and camel toe
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It clearly shows Her Valley of Love (Boobs) and her Camel Toe (Pussy). Which one would you go for, first?
Thanks for the explanation bros
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
another nice one bro...

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Morning jokes...
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Old 02-08-2020, 01:52 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
dis sounds strangely familiar....

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Morning jokes...
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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