haha. this is hot off the press. I just did this recently.
I went for a paintball shoot at one of the centres. Cant reveal the centre for fear some of the bros might recongise me. haha. Well, I was guarding the objective : To prevent the opponent from taking their flag and running back to their base. So I camped there and shot anyone from trying to catch it.
So what happened was the opposing team played defensively. They sent 1 girl out while the rest covered her. But they didn't know where I was. So they couldn't see me. All she had was a pinch of ouch and the referee called her out. They tried doing it several times. So I grew bored. I decided to aim carefully. heeh. guess where?
She was approaching. i pulled the trigger. pam pam pam. 3 shots. chest area. bingo. She was "out." so she ran back to the starting line again. When she returned, I could see 2 shots at somewhere her nipples. haha! Squatting with that position with little bro marikita wasn't comfortable.
Later they realised where I was and shot at me. I was out, and they won. Cut short story..
Back in the tentage, I apologised to her for so accurately aiming at her. hha, actually going up to her to get a better view la.
"u help me wash la! apologise only"
"haha, ok," I took a bottle of water and wet her chest, and started rubbing it off. This was the time I realise she nv wear bra.
"aye aye, not here la. people looking, that part sensitve u know" she started hugging her chest.
"okok, nvm. then u do yrself. I pour water for u"
As she poured, her whole shirt went wet. So when she was done, her chest was translucent.
I oggle and oogle, she say, "look look only, i charge then u know ah!"
haha, here comes the best part.
I say, u charge ah? ok set. I looked around, no one looking. I grabbed both boobs and took out a $1 spare change coin. and gave her. She threw it back at me. haha, so it was considered free.
We are sill good friends if any bros were thinking she deserted our friendship.
Yo bro ... singapore only got one paintball centre lahh ... hahaha ....
Din knw paintball guys so nottie ... but the paintball gals seem a bit tomboyish ...
what i meant was some girls even thou they taunt and tease u, the moment u make physical contact with them they turn around and shoot u back. Call police, break up communications, blah blah. so in this case, i'm just saying she's okay with it.
wah bro you damn lucky la....
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hey guys nw is 513am..wtf am i doing here yr mus be thinking..of cos report the freshest pervert things i have done..actually wanted to post a new one but lazy lah..so jus share with the perverts bros who happen to read this post....up me if yr like it....
ok to cut things short,i kw this gal fr irc at ard 9pm at channel singapore20+(suprisingly she was 1 65 ard 47kg and cup B can say not bad lah n not like most...fat!!!)...within 30mins of chatting i asked her out for a drink as she stayed ard my area...so we went to this country club at taman jurong along yuen ching rd tht has a pub.had 2 jugs of beers but later she was not happy..so dare her to come my house n drink..she on me..
ho seh liao..i tell myself.opened a red wine and started playin games...STRIP POKER and chor dai di...hee...but only managed to get her till her bra n panties than she geisiao dont one go on liaoo...but than she is damn drunk liao by this time as i cheated along the way n she still dont kw..played till we finish the red wine...of cos i didnt want to jus finish her off like this...so jus tease her ard.but than nw she is like goin crazy liao laughing n hitting me..so try to calm her down as didnt want to alarm my mom...
so act drunk say stop n went to sleep.....so did she as no1 entertain her anymore..aft like 15 to 20mins i woke up n push her abit,n no respond so i strip myself totally n used her hand to pcc for me..here's the best part i took my rod near her face n jerk off n COF and i recorded it with my N95...cool i tell myself as its my 1st time,thats y aft i sent her hm i faster go hm n bluetooth into my laptop..
anyway took some of her vagina and breast pix with her laying dead...but guys jus in case yr wondering if i got fcuk her ant??the ans is no as she is quite resistence at 1st....so no choice dropped the idea and to do something funny but the thrill is fun man...didnt think she kw anything as when senting her hm she was busy vomitting n didnt say anything...
anyway i learn a lesson as she vomited on my bed and floor...got to clean it up...pros n cons lah..ok lah nite bros...hope yr enjoy my short true stories..
Bro,
If you share with us the video or picture you took, i am sure many of us here will UP UP UP you
Dunno whether any bros ever posted this before anot. The below was what I heard from one of my friends.
There was once when my friend's sis went to pack some roti prata home for supper near her hse. As the 'ah nai' was too busy to serve her when she asked for another packet of curry, therefore he asked my friend's sis to pack the curry herself. While packing, she tried to scoop and see whether can she find some potatoes anot.
You know wtf she saw?
A used pad in the curry!!!
She immediately leave everything there and left. After this incident, we never ever go back to that prata shop again.
I was told by some friends that some indian hawkers believed that putting a used pad in curry will invite more customers to patron them.
No offences to Indian bros ok..This is what I heard about.
Dunno whether any bros ever posted this before anot. The below was what I heard from one of my friends.
There was once when my friend's sis went to pack some roti prata home for supper near her hse. As the 'ah nai' was too busy to serve her when she asked for another packet of curry, therefore he asked my friend's sis to pack the curry herself. While packing, she tried to scoop and see whether can she find some potatoes anot.
You know wtf she saw?
A used pad in the curry!!!
She immediately leave everything there and left. After this incident, we never ever go back to that prata shop again.
I was told by some friends that some indian hawkers believed that putting a used pad in curry will invite more customers to patron them.
No offences to Indian bros ok..This is what I heard about.
Ok thats not perverted but bloody sick balls.
And since we are talking about this incident, any bros heard of "nasi kangkang"? Its about a malay woman will cook a pot of rice and put in between her legs. So that the hot steam will rise and create droplets of water from her pussy and drip onto the rice. It seems that whoever eat it will stay faithful to her.
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I was told by some friends that some indian hawkers believed that putting a used pad in curry will invite more customers to patron them.
I thought it was satay sauce? hmmm seems like everyone caught on to this...before you know it...u find used pads in bak kut teh, curry fish head etc....
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And since we are talking about this incident, any bros heard of "nasi kangkang"? Its about a malay woman will cook a pot of rice and put in between her legs. So that the hot steam will rise and create droplets of water from her pussy and drip onto the rice. It seems that whoever eat it will stay faithful to her.
Yup. Heard abt it b4. However, the lady must keep doing it
to keep the interest instill. Once she stops, the guy will start to lose
interest. Duno true or not lah..
And since we are talking about this incident, any bros heard of "nasi kangkang"? Its about a malay woman will cook a pot of rice and put in between her legs. So that the hot steam will rise and create droplets of water from her pussy and drip onto the rice. It seems that whoever eat it will stay faithful to her.
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Sounds like True Singapore Ghost Stories.
ssssssshhhhh...Utt might just hear about this and turn into production for his IT..
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No kidding? She actually allowed it to be shafted in? You the MAN!
You have to find the right gal and get her in the right mood. Normally those gals who walk around with their legs clamped shut and mouth off virginity issues are the ones who can't wait to get them open...
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The sanitary pad thingy had already created quite a big hoohaa during the early ninties. A few stall at the old Satay Club where the esplanade sits were suspended by the then MOE cause they recieved a few complains from customer that they found pad in their satay sauce. One of the stall was so popular that they are running short of manpower. One customer asked for extra sauce & the stall helper ask her to help herself at the stall. As you know that satay sauce is rather oily at the top so this customer dig in to avoid the oil & he/she scooped up a sanitary pad.
This issue was blown up & MOE did a check & found out that quite a number of the stalls put used sanitary pad in it & they were the more popular stalls.
According to malay, they say this is one of the charm the practise to make customer get addicted.
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As you know that satay sauce is rather oily at the top so this customer dig in to avoid the oil & he/she scooped up a sanitary pad.
This issue was blown up & MOE did a check & found out that quite a number of the stalls put used sanitary pad in it & they were the more popular stalls.
According to malay, they say this is one of the charm the practise to make customer get addicted.
Oh god..Thats damn sick loh. Last time I love sardine curry alot but now I dun really dare to eat cos its red in colour, duno whether got blood soiled pad inside anot. yee.... Now i doubt i will always eat satay le.
In this thread some bros like to sniff used pads, duno whether will tasting it arouse you guys further?
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The sanitary pad thingy had already created quite a big hoohaa during the early ninties. A few stall at the old Satay Club where the esplanade sits were suspended by the then MOE cause they recieved a few complains from customer that they found pad in their satay sauce.
This issue was blown up & MOE did a check & found out that quite a number of the stalls put used sanitary pad in it & they were the more popular stalls.
oh shit!!! i thought this one was just another singapore urban legend...you mean it actually really happen???
I am swearing off satay for good.....
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Another panty encounter. This one happened while I was still in school.
I had already graduated from college. It was the J1 orientation program and it was the last day of it. My junior whom I was very close to asked me back to help judge the freshies' different performances. With all the new hot girls around, I obliged.
The finale night (as they called it) started at about 630 and was to last till about 8. So I did what I was told to do and stayed in the hall, watching and grading the performances. But soon, I got damn bored as most of the skits were similar and lame. So I decided to take a walk around the old school, just for old times sake.
While walking, I passed by the council room and noticed that there were many many bags inside. Moreover, I had access to the room! They forgot to lock the window by the side of the door! WOO HOO!
By now, my heart was pounding. I slipped my hand into the window to unlock the door. And in a split second, I was in and all ready to rummage through the girls' bags.
In the corner of my eye, a purple crumpler caught my eye. I always knew that a junior of mine had this purple bag. And I always thought she was cute. So I wished and hoped that something personal of hers' would actually be inside. I brought the bag into one of the more secluded rooms (where no one from the outside could see me) and opened her bag. As usual, I found the little toiletries bag girls usually carry, some notes, and most importantly, a plastic bag all tied up!!!
It was soft to the touch, and seemed to be a bit damp. I opened it, and therein lay my pot of gold! It was the PT kit she had been wearing throughout the day. (Oh, before the performance, they had outdoor games and activities. With all the games we usually play, you're bound to become damn sweaty and all.) It was nicely folded, as all girls always do. On the top lay her FBTs, and below her tee shirt. I was wondering where she would actually hide her soiled undies. A voice in me shouted, check the FBTs you fool! So I shook the FBTs and out came the white panties.
WOO! I took a look at it. Upon close inspection, I found A LOT of pussy discharge! White, sticky and 'sweet' smelling. The smell was musty and pungent. It was bordering smelly and exotic. But with all the hormones raging, it was more EXOTIC than smelly.
All this while I was praying that no one would enter the room, to find me doing my deed. Now with my holy grail in hand, I rushed to the store room and smelled it once more. I pulled down my pants and started to wank while smelling her pussy region. It was fucking exciting. As I felt my load coming up, I shot it all onto her panty, aimed directly at her pussy region. My load of white, on her load of white, priceless! I mixed the newly formed compound and spread it throughout the panty.
And of course, I covered back my trails by folding her panty, FBTs and tee. All in the same way she had done it.
I left the room all happy and relieved. What an experience! Oh, and every time I see her now, I think of her as the Chao Chee Bye girl (the lack of hormones leads it to become smelly! HAHA)
I did somthing like that back when i was a NPCC leader... we had a camp and while the rest where having their campfire.....i sneak out to the gals dorm... i selected one bag belonging to a gal that all guys fantasies...
i search the bag and found a ziploc bag...it had two wet solied panties...
just touching it makes me hard and excited...i pull out both (one pink and one white)... and started rubbing the pink one on myself while i smell the white one.....it was wet but still smell nice.
It took me only less than 2 mins to cum........... and of course i folded them back into the ziploc..
Beofre i left, i went to another bag and took another gals panties back to my dorm..
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o...but than she is damn drunk liao by this time as i cheated along the way n she still dont kw..played till we finish the red wine...of cos i didnt want to jus finish her off like this...so jus tease her ard.but than nw she is like goin crazy liao laughing n hitting me..so try to calm her down as didnt want to alarm my mom...
