My Fucking Stories (over 30 women)

[darylhot]

bro Mr Bombastic
dun mind if u pm me her contact.
thanks

[BigBamGeek]

Excellent writing there Bro...
Can pm me the girl's contact from ur 16 year old story?

Waiting for your installment on the MILF cleaner..

[BigBamGeek]

Hi Bro,

Excellent narration on ur stories.. Can pm me the contacts of the girl in ur 16 year old story?

Regards
BigBamGeek Bro

[Mr Bombastic]

Hi Bros, I've given contacts of the 16yr old chick to the first bro who requested. Can't give to too many bros at the same time, if not it'll only get her pissed off. Hope you guys understand. Be patient and stay in the queue. =)

[bigfatbrother]

I oso want her contacts!!! =d

[Mr Bombastic]

Busy these few days. Sry to keep you guys waiting for the next Chapter.


NUS Freshie

The manner in which I got to know Jessica was quite extraordinary, something which I wouldn't do normally. We were like two stars in the universe that so happened to crash into each other.

I was in my final year in uni and one of my friends from another faculty asked me to help her out in conducting a phone survey of about mass media. A group of us were supposed to make calls to randomly selected phone numbers and ask them a set of questions about media. Since we got paid a little allowance for it, I signed up.

As I started making my first call and reading the questions form the screen, I realised that some questions were quite sensitive. For eg. "Have you visited a porn site before?", "If yes, when was the last time you did?". Some people were a little taken aback by the questions, especially ladies. Some chose not to answer (which meant they did surf porn). After an hour of calling, it started to get boring. Almost all the answers I got were similar. I was hoping to call someone funny or interesting. Or maybe a girl with a sweet voice to brighten up the mundane work.

Someone up there must have heard my wish. My last call of the day was picked up by a girl who sounded quite young. She said her parents were not at home, so I could interview her instead. After doing some background check, it turns out that she was 19 years old, and doing her first year in NUS. My eyes brightened up. Her voice was sweet and bubbly. She spoke in a chirpy and bouncy way, it showed her youth and liveliness. Surprisingly, she was not taken aback by the questions about sex and pornography, and answered them in the straightest possible manner. Of course, she said that she did not surf and porn sites. Since it was my last call of the day, I thought maybe I could relax and bend the rules a little. I wasn't going to give up the chance to know an NUS freshie. Although I had no clue what she looked like, but I liked the way she sounded. I had nothing to lose anyway.

So after the questions ended, I continued saying, " Sorry for the embarrassing questions. Anyway, thanks for helping me out with the survey. You are one of the few who actually completed the survey very willingly. You made my day."

"Aiya, don't mention it la. I am free at home anyway."

"Can I call you again?"

"Ya, sure. You have my house number right? You want my mum to take the survey too?"

"Haha. No. I mean call you on your mobile, as a friend."

"Huh. Er... ok."

"I thought it'll be nice to know a person like you."

"Haha. Ok. But you won't like me one la. I'm very tomboyish"

"Haha. It doesn't matter right, anyone can be friends."

"Ya. Do you have my number?"

"Nope"

"Oh, I thought you have. It's 9*******"

"Alright. I'll text you later."

I couldn't believe what I had just done. Never had I hit on a girl like that before. I didn't know what came over me, maybe her voice was just too attractive, and I was too bored. I was even more surprised at the way she gave me her number. Numerous thoughts were racing through my mind. How come it was so easy to get her number? Is she a fat and desperate bitch? Sure didn't sound like it.

On the way home, I text her saying that it was great knowing her, and that I usually don't get to know girls like that. It was a one off reaction. She said that she was surprised too. Maybe too surprised to reject me. Over a series of text messages, she still seemed like the bubbly girl I first heard on the phone, no tell tale signs that she was a putting up a front. Over msn chats, which dragged into late nights most of the time, she somehow became my 'god-sister'. She didn't have any siblings, so having a god brother like me felt comforting. I could sense that she was quite lonely, and disliked her parents' control. She told me a lot about school, and how her parents were separated. She was staying with her mum, who was at work most of the time.

Curious about how she looked, we exchanged Facebook accounts. Even thought she didn't have many photos of herself uploaded, I finally saw the face behind that sweet little voice. The photos dismissed my fears of a fat and ugly female predator. Though not the tall, slim and pretty babe I had wished for, she didn't look too bad. As described by herself, she did look quite tomboyish. She had curly short hair, a small face with baby like features, all set on a petite frame. Her T shirts and jeans didn't reveal much of her figure, but she was definitely not fat. She looked sporty and cute, not the most girlish chick you'd find. I'd say she's pretty in her own way, but unpolished.

We carried on this online brother and sister relationship for a few weeks before finally deciding to meet. She was reluctant at first, saying that I would be disappointed at seeing her. I could see that she was lacking in confidence about herself. But I told her that I was meeting a friend, not a date, so it doesn't matter how she looked.

The place was Burger King at Eminent plaza, Orchard. I arrived early. My phone rang, it was Jessica....

~end of part 1~

[jimboi]

goood stories!!!!! 5 star and a Nobel prize for Literature :P

[Manifestation]

Thumbs up to this quote: We were like two stars in the universe that so happened to crash into each other.

[randomF]

Originally Posted by Manifestation

Thumbs up to this quote: We were like two stars in the universe that so happened to crash into each other.

And the meteor happen to land on TS bed

[Mr Bombastic]

Originally Posted by randomF

And the meteor happen to land on TS bed

Wah. I didn't know I can have a famous quote wor. haha.
Landed on my bed means.... blasting hot explosive action?

[Mr Bombastic]

I picked up the phone in a hurry, heart pounding, but still trying to sound calm.

"Hello, mei?"
"Hello, I'm here. Where are you?"
"I'm here too. Sitting down inside."
"Orh. I saw you."

There she was, a little more than 1.5 metres tall. Dressed in casual T shirt and baggy jeans, sporting a pair of glasses. Her eyes blinked continuously when she saw me, lips pouting with a little shy smile. She stood there, self conscious and shy. I said 'hi' and ushered her to sit down. She was cuter than I imagined. Her features were small and soft, like a young girl. Her skin was porcelain. Although her T shirt was large, I could make out her figure underneath. Her breasts were pointy, and her waist was slim. It was obvious that she was feeling anxious. Her words came out like a machine gun,

"I told you I very tomboyish already. You wouldn't like what you see. I'm not like those pretty pretty girls"

"Haha. As if I hadn't seen your photo before. I know what you look like la. You are my lil' sister ma, doesn't matter how you look."

"Ok lor."

"But I think you have the potential. You got really nice features."

"But I don't like to wear make up leh. Very troublesome. Any my hair is like...argh... so curly"

And so the conversation went on, mostly complains and jokes about ourselves. I tried to ruffle her hair like a big brother. She didn't shy away, only shut her eyes and pouted her lips like a little girl. After dinner, I sent her home. While walking, I put my hands over her shoulder, commenting that she was so petite and so cute. I could feel her tender flesh on her shoulders. She shuddered like a little mouse, but didn't move away. So I kept my hands there until we walked her up to her condo's entrance.

Her: "I never had a guy send me home before leh. It actually feels quite nice."

Me:" Well, you are my mei mei what, its the least I could do. What if you got kidnapped by bad guys."

"Haha. Here very safe la, don't worry. They won't attack tomboys like me."

"You'll never know. Actually you are quite appealing too."

"Is it? I don't doll up and all what."

"But you are still cute, and you got a nice figure still."

"Haha. ok. Thanks for sending my back anyway."

She tilted her head towards my shoulder. I held her head and gave her a tight hug, feeling her young body close to mine for that few precious seconds. I felt her curves instantly. It was at that moment, I started to have sexual thoughts about her.

~end of part 2~

[Manifestation]

Originally Posted by Mr Bombastic

Wah. I didn't know I can have a famous quote wor. haha.
Landed on my bed means.... blasting hot explosive action?

Aftermath you both created a planet of your own

[randomF]

And we get to see the SOLAR CLIMAX in written form courtersy of TS book of prophecy....

[Mr Bombastic]

Originally Posted by randomF

And we get to see the SOLAR CLIMAX in written form courtersy of TS book of prophecy....

You guys are unbelievably imaginative. haha

Maybe we can come together to write "Star Wars - The Empire Fucks Back"

[randomF]

Originally Posted by Mr Bombastic

You guys are unbelievably imaginative. haha

Maybe we can come together to write "Star Wars - The Empire Fucks Back"

LOL the next thing i can think of is u in darh vader suit.... cut to the scene

Darth bastic-Come join mi in sammyboy and we will rule the adult commercial sex discussions.
Random cute girl- No u kill my buddy!!!
Darth bastic-NO i AM UR FUCK BUDDY!!!!
Random cute girl- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
seriously this is getting too lame.... ts carry on the story thx