Local KTV girls and >30yrs Patrons do not click???

[Smeagol]

Originally Posted by RamboCat

Thirdly this Orchard Plaza KTV is not really the best place for mature , professional or high flyers like Bro Smeagol.

Average only lah....... don't say me until so nice... really not lah. Really not that mature lah...ha ha

Originally Posted by RamboCat

I strongly recommend the bro to try another KTV like Kabuki at Cairnhill or another similar KTV with local girls.You can feel the difference.

Ok.... PM me if u going lor. But Kabuki mostly PRC....

Originally Posted by RamboCat

Lastly I want to mention is that local girls in any KTV are all teenagers to early twenties . The older ones can't work as nobody wants them

20++ still young teenagers meh?? Maybe mentally still one lah. So are there really no local hostess who are more mature and perhaps with a pinch of sophistication?? I can find many PRCs who are like that... but local girls.... boh leh??

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by Smeagol

Hello guys..... just something that have been bothering me after my last KTV outing at Ocrchard Plaza KTV.... the former BOSS. Actually not just BOSS..... local KTV girls are just typically like that!!!

bro,

normally i wont go for spore girls in ktv becos i know they r damn fucked up. those that play, looks worse than the dog in my house.
those that look good, like flower vase. touch can break one.
(of course got exceptions lah!)

but if u die die want locals, do this:

1. tell mms u only want girls that can play. cannot play, dont bring in.

2. once she bring the girl in, if fucked up face, tell them 2 fuck off. dont waste time.
if ok 2 u, test water by asking can play. those can play, within short 5 to 10 min, got action liao.
its important when u test water that u dont touch her. becos once u touch her n reject her, she will ask for tips.
other times, if u never touch her n she sit 5 min, butterfly 1 to 2 hours, tell mms to get another one. if she comes back n want tips, tell them 2 fuck off.

3. i dont know why the ger can play so hiong in other room but treat u like carrot. maybe the young punk is:
a. ah sia kia.
b. regular.
c. bf who give her gong tau.
d. pay extra extra for special service.

if it were me, i would tell her to fuck off also.
go to ktv is to enjoy yourself. not see these gers' face.

4. if mms still dunno how to do her fucking job. hint or tell her clearly, next time u come, u will use another one or better still, go to other place.

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by Smeagol

But Kabuki mostly PRC....

20++ still young teenagers meh?? Maybe mentally still one lah. So are there really no local hostess who are more mature and perhaps with a pinch of sophistication??

kabuki have locals n malaysians too. some can play, some cannot.

there r locals who r mature n sofisticated. yes must find one.
which of course means u have 2 go 2 these places often n build rapport wf mms, the ktv gers who can recommend gers suitable 2 u n even the xiao mei.

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by RamboCat

Bro Smeagol ,
Secondly some bros said that make the mummy happy and she will ensure the girl plays. Not True. As someone else said nowadys the Mummy needs the girls more than the girls need the mummy. On one ocassion I paid $20 to the girl and asked her to f*** off as she won't do this and that and just a flower vase. She showed me black face and insisted that min tips is $50. I told her there is no house rule and tips is up to the customer to pay. yes there are guidelines but it's no fixed rule to follow. Later the mummy came back and bring me out of my room and scolded me in person saying if I don't give her $50 she will never sit in her table again and like that the mummy will loose one girl under her. No choice give her $10 more. This proves the mummies need the girl more than the girls need the mummy and inspite of patroninzing this mummy for 2 years plus she still can't ensure that the girl delivers.

Lastly I want to mention is that local girls in any KTV are all teenagers to early twenties . The older ones can't work as nobody wants them These young girls are temperamental , naive and also low educated and you can't expect them to know about customer service , long term repeat business .

actually, i agree with mostly what u say.

1. yes. can b damn frustrating when u cant on a ger u like but other customers can on her.
1 way is to always go n call her n sian her. but when i think of that, my brain n wallet start objecting n i dont do that liao.

2. yes. most of the locals r like what u said.
many r also into drugs too. 1 ss ger even tell me ktv is where they work when they need money 4 their next fix.
why u think cnb raid ktvs so many times?

3. as for mms. the mms i see r damn mercenary.
they only care about their onself n dont give a damn about u, the gers, the management .

i have never seen or encountered a situation where the mms fuck the customer over tips. u should have fucked the mms upside down n left right centre for giving u shitty girls. esp since u patronise her for 2 yrs n she still so fucked up.

what she mean? every time she bring in 1 fucked up girl u must pay 30 or 50? wat happen if she bring in 20 fucked up gers n u did nothing with them?
she think u r dbs bank or uob bank?

actually got one time, i paid 20 becos the ger damn fucked up.
i was itching 4 the mms 2 come to me n make noise becos i got one really really good one for her 2 fuck her upside down. she sit there also diam diam.

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by davidblaine

Something very important u have to bear in mind is your relationship with the mumy. If u are in her good books, she will ensure that the girls will do their part and not leave u siting in an empty room. Or course, its good to go with frens/Bros who have already built a reputation with the mumy or if u look like Louis Khoo or Tom Cruise, that would be an advantage to. I myself have had many bad times in the KTV but i realised that is all part and parcel of cheonging. If their service was up to my expectations, i will give them slightly more than usual and maybe negotiate a *ta pao*. Another thing u have to bear in mind is that u have to be very firm in terms of tipping the girls as they tend to be abit thick skin and ask for more at times. If their service is below my expectations, why should we tip more.

bro,

1. i agree with u on tipping.
2. as 4 mms. not true. even if u have good relationship with them, also like that. becos if the gers got many room n butterfly, the mms also lan lan.

the most the mms do is sit with u. but thats worse becos i didnt come 2 ktv 2 sit with some old crone. if i want 2 do that, i open 1 bottle n sit at home with the crone at home. no need money somemore.

the worse thing is when the mss sit with u, they end up drinking all your liquor. knn!

[obelisk]

Originally Posted by newbadass

play KC, choot pattern liao liao...

talking bout who....

Originally Posted by Smeagol

But this mummy also not very good lor.... come and ask me for extra $10 for girls I rejected... WTF

Anyway... all she can do was to apologies.... but also say for sake of saying only lah.

So what is stopping you from calling in the manager and change to another mummy based on the manager's recommendation? No need to give face one lah, you give face you will end up "Tui Kah Tui". If I'm in your position, I would give the mummy S$20 when she ask for the extra 10 for the rejected gals, 10 for the gal another 10 for the mummy. Sack her

[RamboCat]

Originally Posted by Cheongtao

Hi Bro Smeagol,
just share some views. The rules of cheonging KTVs are very straightforward.

1. We customers go there to be HAPPY regardless our age. If a girl told me cock and bull story this cannot touch, there cannot play, I will tell her straight: Fxxx out of here. I paid money to get HAPPY not ANGRY!
2. Like many bros here already mentioned, we PAID the Mummy and we expect her to get the best girls for us. Normally once the mummy get you the girl, we have 10 mins to access her. Tell her straight ur requirement. If she say cannot this and that, ask the mummy in and bring another girl. No 2 ways about it!
3. Dun feel compassionate for the KTV girls. They treat us as their money tree and we treat them as our playthings. The equation is just that SIMPLE.
4. If any KTV cannot make ur requirement, change to another one. There are plenty of them around. They will beg u to come back and frequent them. For them it's business and their duties to make the customers HAPPY. It's always that competitive among the KTVs.
5. Be it local, PRC or Viet girls, they work in the KTV and all of them share the same status as KTV girls. We are the KINGs there and we paid them to serve us and not to irritate us!
6. We can be nice to them. But when they dun listen, then sorry we also can choose not to listen!
7. All in all, WE are the CUSTOMER and are always RIGHT.

Hope the above helps.

Well said Bro ! I really like your "customer is always right" attitude and the way you write it. I should be cheonging with brothers like you and sdfa ...hmmm

Wonder what happens if all the super "demanding" guys in the same room ...the girls will sweat for their money ....all girls playing....very little clothes in the room ....only as lot of juices

And the mummy peep thro' the window

[QUOTE=RamboCat]Well said Bro ! I really like your "customer is always right" attitude and the way you write it. I should be cheonging with brothers like you and sdfa ...hmmm

Wonder what happens if all the super "demanding" guys in the same room ...the girls will sweat for their money ....all girls playing....very little clothes in the room ....only as lot of juices

And the mummy peep thro' the window /QUOTE]

Haha..Bro. We are not demanding la..we just paid to have FUN Girls sweating, clothing scatter around and many many juices..thats my cheong friends and myself min standard liao Mummy will peek thru window but will be happy if u are enjoying urself cos she will be getting gd tips later mah...hehe

[newbadass]

Originally Posted by obelisk

talking bout who....

Don't so thick skin lah....
Go read a certain flame war thread and you'll know what I mean

[agent010]

Originally Posted by Smeagol

20++ still young teenagers meh?? Maybe mentally still one lah. So are there really no local hostess who are more mature and perhaps with a pinch of sophistication?? I can find many PRCs who are like that... but local girls.... boh leh??

Bro Smeagol, mabbe u too kind to the girls liao, or out of ur chionging experience u first time kena this lor... if u wan locals who are willing to provide service, me think only possible to find from escort firms, but dunno if tt's wat u wan. Last time I still heard that there are local girls doing hostess and pro jobs but now like no more leh, dunno why.

I also kena before in a jc ktv, think abt 2-3 years back when was in army. first batch of girls came in can play one. but I inexperienced mah, so play alil bit only w my girl, but kena alot fr my friends' girls haha. damn my girl had to leave, and in come another girl, everything cannot one lo. in the end still have to tip her. but of cuz I just left a min sum.. think 10 or 20, can't rem liao

aboh if u wan or can get more like-minded bros, then chiong boss or tian an men together la!

[DirtyHarry]

Originally Posted by Cheongtao

Hi Bro Smeagol,
just share some views. The rules of cheonging KTVs are very straightforward.

1. We customers go there to be HAPPY regardless our age. If a girl told me cock and bull story this cannot touch, there cannot play, I will tell her straight: Fxxx out of here. I paid money to get HAPPY not ANGRY!
2. Like many bros here already mentioned, we PAID the Mummy and we expect her to get the best girls for us. Normally once the mummy get you the girl, we have 10 mins to access her. Tell her straight ur requirement. If she say cannot this and that, ask the mummy in and bring another girl. No 2 ways about it!
3. Dun feel compassionate for the KTV girls. They treat us as their money tree and we treat them as our playthings. The equation is just that SIMPLE.
4. If any KTV cannot make ur requirement, change to another one. There are plenty of them around. They will beg u to come back and frequent them. For them it's business and their duties to make the customers HAPPY. It's always that competitive among the KTVs.
5. Be it local, PRC or Viet girls, they work in the KTV and all of them share the same status as KTV girls. We are the KINGs there and we paid them to serve us and not to irritate us!
6. We can be nice to them. But when they dun listen, then sorry we also can choose not to listen!
7. All in all, WE are the CUSTOMER and are always RIGHT.

Hope the above helps.

Bro Cheongtao, well said!! totally agreed with you!! Kudos to you bro!!

[bernie]

so after much discussion here, who will b the ic for the next foray in2 niteclubs??? we will show the gals n mms wat sbf bros r made up off.......... kekekkekeke

[CheeByeLicker]

Bro , your rules can become the 7 Commandments of KTV Bible. Well said. When you cheonging next? It is my hounour to invite you to my group . We are quite regular in KTV / HC / JB LSB scene. Don't mind giving you the top most general ..... PM position in my group .....I only become MM

[daryl76]

heehee local, malaysian, vietnamese... who cares?? as long as u spend money, u sextisfied, she happy, can oredi... i do encounter foreign gals who give crap service too, b4 hugging oredi ask me how much i wanna give her oredi... straightaway give her $10 and tell her to leave the room..