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[spongee]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Out drinking along clarke quay boat quay with group with chiobus which intern in bank one. That day i never wear underwear cos in skinny stonewashed jeans thin thin type.

all drank quite a bit and 2am in the morning already, then sit down along clarke quay facing the water whilse share drinks and smoke. one of the guys tipsy and suddenly said, "WAH your jeans got lose thread lah help you pull!"

DENGGGGGGGGgggggg... he pull out the thread but it was short and curly. He knn pull out my pubic hair cos it poking through the thin cloth of my jeans. damn PAIN.

chiobus laugh like crazy like that.... damn paiseh. no chance riao.

haha... good story to share

[numbahtoo]

Drinking time always got story one. One day i tell one lor.

That time 5 of us in boat quay drink drink then take back alleyway to chinatown want to drink some more. One of them suddenly want to pangsai, then 4 of us kns jio him lay brown van houten on in the middle of road mah. He compromice and say okay do one here since we in the back alley and no people will come by one.

He pull down berms and the can see the brown toothpaste ooze out from under his buttocks already. we gentleman so just laugh like siao but never take video lah since he dare mah.

one of us ask him got enough light anot? pasang pangsai guy say it's okay lah...

Then all of a suddenly 2 bikes with charbor pillion come down the alleyway with BRIGHT BRIGHT headlights illimunate his fair fair karchng....

with the SAI still *prarg prarg* coming out of his ass, he immobilised macam DOTA spell like that....

bikes ride by with girls waving at him squat on floor. knn like a cement road divider there in the middle of the alley...just that this divider got dispence sai one.....

everybody laugh die me.... i almost fall over roll on ground laugh but heng never cos sai was there.

[baconly]

Originally Posted by tikogoh

Reminds me of a female friend wearing low rise jeans. Her jeans dropped so low, can see her pubic hair peeking from the top. No kidding.

Is she chiobu? Did you managed to up her?

Thank you for sharing your jialat story

[numbahtoo]

Originally Posted by tikogoh

Reminds me of a female friend wearing low rise jeans. Her jeans dropped so low, can see her pubic hair peeking from the top. No kidding.

Yah also saw before. But strange leh it was a chiobu but her pantyline above got a pimple. tell your friend to tuck in lah hahahaah

[Summerhillt]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Drinking time always got story one. One day i tell one lor.

That time 5 of us in boat quay drink drink then take back alleyway to chinatown want to drink some more. One of them suddenly want to pangsai, then 4 of us kns jio him lay brown van houten on in the middle of road mah. He compromice and say okay do one here since we in the back alley and no people will come by one.

He pull down berms and the can see the brown toothpaste ooze out from under his buttocks already. we gentleman so just laugh like siao but never take video lah since he dare mah.

one of us ask him got enough light anot? pasang pangsai guy say it's okay lah...

Then all of a suddenly 2 bikes with charbor pillion come down the alleyway with BRIGHT BRIGHT headlights illimunate his fair fair karchng....

with the SAI still *prarg prarg* coming out of his ass, he immobilised macam DOTA spell like that....

bikes ride by with girls waving at him squat on floor. knn like a cement road divider there in the middle of the alley...just that this divider got dispence sai one.....
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everybody laugh die me.... i almost fall over roll on ground laugh but heng never cos sai was there.

Hahahahha been a long time since i laughed out loud in sbf

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by TingTongLove

Tingtong up back thanks.

Pls pls minimum 5 points to exchange

Sibueyjialat bros here up me in one go.
Please be patient hor and pm me your postings.

Nice thread bro SibueyJiaLat

Thank you for your upz,

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for posting sibueyjialat story here.

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Drinking time always got story one. One day i tell one lor.

That time 5 of us in boat quay drink drink then take back alleyway to chinatown want to drink some more. One of them suddenly want to pangsai, then 4 of us kns jio him lay brown van houten on in the middle of road mah. He compromice and say okay do one here since we in the back alley and no people will come by one.

He pull down berms and the can see the brown toothpaste ooze out from under his buttocks already. we gentleman so just laugh like siao but never take video lah since he dare mah.

one of us ask him got enough light anot? pasang pangsai guy say it's okay lah...

Then all of a suddenly 2 bikes with charbor pillion come down the alleyway with BRIGHT BRIGHT headlights illimunate his fair fair karchng....

with the SAI still *prarg prarg* coming out of his ass, he immobilised macam DOTA spell like that....

bikes ride by with girls waving at him squat on floor. knn like a cement road divider there in the middle of the alley...just that this divider got dispence sai one.....

everybody laugh die me.... i almost fall over roll on ground laugh but heng never cos sai was there.

[pukipilot]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Drinking time always got story one. One day i tell one lor.

That time 5 of us in boat quay drink drink then take back alleyway to chinatown want to drink some more. One of them suddenly want to pangsai, then 4 of us kns jio him lay brown van houten on in the middle of road mah. He compromice and say okay do one here since we in the back alley and no people will come by one.

He pull down berms and the can see the brown toothpaste ooze out from under his buttocks already. we gentleman so just laugh like siao but never take video lah since he dare mah.

one of us ask him got enough light anot? pasang pangsai guy say it's okay lah...

Then all of a suddenly 2 bikes with charbor pillion come down the alleyway with BRIGHT BRIGHT headlights illimunate his fair fair karchng....

with the SAI still *prarg prarg* coming out of his ass, he immobilised macam DOTA spell like that....

bikes ride by with girls waving at him squat on floor. knn like a cement road divider there in the middle of the alley...just that this divider got dispence sai one.....

everybody laugh die me.... i almost fall over roll on ground laugh but heng never cos sai was there.

WTF this is dam jialat

[LoveBoobies]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Drinking time always got story one. One day i tell one lor.

That time 5 of us in boat quay drink drink then take back alleyway to chinatown want to drink some more. One of them suddenly want to pangsai, then 4 of us kns jio him lay brown van houten on in the middle of road mah. He compromice and say okay do one here since we in the back alley and no people will come by one.

He pull down berms and the can see the brown toothpaste ooze out from under his buttocks already. we gentleman so just laugh like siao but never take video lah since he dare mah.

one of us ask him got enough light anot? pasang pangsai guy say it's okay lah...

Then all of a suddenly 2 bikes with charbor pillion come down the alleyway with BRIGHT BRIGHT headlights illimunate his fair fair karchng....

with the SAI still *prarg prarg* coming out of his ass, he immobilised macam DOTA spell like that....

bikes ride by with girls waving at him squat on floor. knn like a cement road divider there in the middle of the alley...just that this divider got dispence sai one.....

everybody laugh die me.... i almost fall over roll on ground laugh but heng never cos sai was there.

Bro, your story damn power. Make me cheo until i really peng. Lucky never peng on your friend's sai. Looking forward to reading more of yr funny jia lat happenings. Thanks.

[numbahtoo]

Originally Posted by pukipilot

WTF this is dam jialat

Thanks for appreciating. What's an up for? Level up ah?

Level me up then!

[numbahtoo]

No problem. christmas coming mah so good cheer spread mah.

christmas...rainy season memories. 2 year back drink in emerald hill atas one, light drizzle outside cold inside with live band and beo beo beo charbor. but singapore action very rare, action probability also directely inverse with alcohol intake one ma HA.

then we backside itchy decide go whorechard towel! all the bro raise hand ON and fast hand fast leg march there under rain. went the pinoy girl pubs a lot of action everypeople drink until siao and happy cos christmas coming mah.

our brardur group got one LOTR smeagol/papa smurf look-alike character one, his look is like that one mah but he good bro and we always take care him one since he smaller sized easier drunken lo, but smaller size easy to handle...

as we party with the angmoh and ah neh and local and pinoy people, we discover papa smurf not around. we went out to look for him high low everywhere even toilet stalls.

we found him in one of the closed door bars....
PAPA SMURF!! (not his real name lah withheld for privavy) He turn to face us very slow like chinese dracula with super happy grin on face from the neh neh pok valley his face was buried in cos he short. and where we find him...

in one of the ladyboy pub!! whole place had tall and slender and perfect plastic ladyboy, all swaying away slowly like some terminator movie hell factory setting plus thumping muzik .... the thai heshe terminatoress with him had one nippurl out and papa smurf keep rubbing his nose gently across it

Papa Smurf: HIIIiiiii bros.... join me.....join me leh.... (beckoning at us with high dazed look)
(ME thinking): okokok snap out of it snap out of it, think and ask my numbahtoo to chip in the reasoning...... get him out get him out don't join in! the whole pub people was born male for tigong's sake!

happy to say. our mission to resuce him success. one of the more drunk and siao big sized bro stomp in past me haul him out bodily. heng ah small bro easy handle, link to first point above.

next day we swore never to tell papa smurf what really happened since space-time-continuum fabric will tear one.

okokokokok.....okbutthen....

i told him about it the next week we met up and i made sure the brardur group critical mass gao gao with at least 10 people present. keesiao laff to the max.



Nice to chee you all ah,

[bayiniamkeng]

Originally Posted by tikogoh

Reminds me of a female friend wearing low rise jeans. Her jeans dropped so low, can see her pubic hair peeking from the top. No kidding.

Never offer to help her shave?

[Johnsons]

Thank you for all those who had share stories here.

[tikogoh]

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Drinking time always got story one. One day i tell one lor.

That time 5 of us in boat quay drink drink then take back alleyway to chinatown want to drink some more. One of them suddenly want to pangsai, then 4 of us kns jio him lay brown van houten on in the middle of road mah. He compromice and say okay do one here since we in the back alley and no people will come by one.

He pull down berms and the can see the brown toothpaste ooze out from under his buttocks already. we gentleman so just laugh like siao but never take video lah since he dare mah.

one of us ask him got enough light anot? pasang pangsai guy say it's okay lah...

Then all of a suddenly 2 bikes with charbor pillion come down the alleyway with BRIGHT BRIGHT headlights illimunate his fair fair karchng....

with the SAI still *prarg prarg* coming out of his ass, he immobilised macam DOTA spell like that....

bikes ride by with girls waving at him squat on floor. knn like a cement road divider there in the middle of the alley...just that this divider got dispence sai one.....

everybody laugh die me.... i almost fall over roll on ground laugh but heng never cos sai was there.

I'm also laughing. Haven't had a good laugh like that for long time

Originally Posted by baconly

Is she chiobu? Did you managed to up her?

Thank you for sharing your jialat story

Originally Posted by bayiniamkeng

Never offer to help her shave?

cannot up. She and my wife know each other

Sadly never contact her anymore. Last heard she had an accountant job (possibly highly paid) and very busy

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

Yah also saw before. But strange leh it was a chiobu but her pantyline above got a pimple. tell your friend to tuck in lah hahahaah

yeah, she automatically pull up. That day, we had gathering, so I think she felt all our eyes on her pubic line.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for sharing jialat post.

Originally Posted by numbahtoo

No problem. christmas coming mah so good cheer spread mah.

christmas...rainy season memories. 2 year back drink in emerald hill atas one, light drizzle outside cold inside with live band and beo beo beo charbor. but singapore action very rare, action probability also directely inverse with alcohol intake one ma HA.

then we backside itchy decide go whorechard towel! all the bro raise hand ON and fast hand fast leg march there under rain. went the pinoy girl pubs a lot of action everypeople drink until siao and happy cos christmas coming mah.

our brardur group got one LOTR smeagol/papa smurf look-alike character one, his look is like that one mah but he good bro and we always take care him one since he smaller sized easier drunken lo, but smaller size easy to handle...

as we party with the angmoh and ah neh and local and pinoy people, we discover papa smurf not around. we went out to look for him high low everywhere even toilet stalls.

we found him in one of the closed door bars....
PAPA SMURF!! (not his real name lah withheld for privavy) He turn to face us very slow like chinese dracula with super happy grin on face from the neh neh pok valley his face was buried in cos he short. and where we find him...

in one of the ladyboy pub!! whole place had tall and slender and perfect plastic ladyboy, all swaying away slowly like some terminator movie hell factory setting plus thumping muzik .... the thai heshe terminatoress with him had one nippurl out and papa smurf keep rubbing his nose gently across it

Papa Smurf: HIIIiiiii bros.... join me.....join me leh.... (beckoning at us with high dazed look)
(ME thinking): okokok snap out of it snap out of it, think and ask my numbahtoo to chip in the reasoning...... get him out get him out don't join in! the whole pub people was born male for tigong's sake!

happy to say. our mission to resuce him success. one of the more drunk and siao big sized bro stomp in past me haul him out bodily. heng ah small bro easy handle, link to first point above.

next day we swore never to tell papa smurf what really happened since space-time-continuum fabric will tear one.

okokokokok.....okbutthen....

i told him about it the next week we met up and i made sure the brardur group critical mass gao gao with at least 10 people present. keesiao laff to the max.



Nice to chee you all ah,