Batin in KL - Page 36

monsta · #**526** 17-07-2006, 10:50 AM

FR on YY Maluri

Hi bros,

I normally cheong the Sg HC scene but ironically, I'm actually based in KL and I'm only in Sg about twice a month. I've tried a couple of HCs here but nothing to shout about.

Last Friday, I decided to try out batin after reading about it on this thread. Thought I'd check out Sense at Cheras. I stupidly didn't read the directions to the place properly and thought I'd be able to find it easily. Arrived at Maluri station and started walking around. 45 minutes later, I still hadn't found it and was feeling pissed off at myself for idiocy.

Then I stumbled upon a place called Natural Health Traditional Msg and walked in. Looked nice and clean and I was about to book a session when I found out that I had to wait half an hour. There were a few people in front of me. Wah, popular man. I didn't want to wait so I left and walked around the shophouses behind Jusco (Natural Health is also somewhere there. Anyone tried that place before?). At that point I stumbled upon YY and went right up.

Massage was RM38 and Batin was another RM38. Total time 1hr 20 mins. I was shown to a room with wooden walls and a curtain. A cute syt walked in and I thought she was my masseur. Happy man. Then she told me she was just taking something and went next door. Damn. For the next 5 mins, I sat there in suspense....

Then in walked my masseuse. Also syt but taller and nicer bod. Phew! Anyway, we proceeded with the massage, which was quite good. Our communication was zero even though I spoke Malay. She was quiet most of the way. Don't know why. Did find out her name was Jenn,though I don't think it's the same Jennifer mentioned in the earlier FRs since this Jenn is in her 20s.

Long story short, batin was next. Since it was my first time, I can't really give it a rating because I don't have anything to compare it too. Only thing I can say was that there was pain, and it felt really good! And I'll be back there after I try out a couple more places. No raba raba or touching though, which I didn't mind.

NL looks - 6.8/10
Massage - 7.5/10
Batin - ??

I'll update the rating on this after I've tried another couple more. Will go again this week. Will attempt to find Sense this time.

DeKuip · #**527** 17-07-2006, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DRYDUST

for time being bro...now the retirement wind is blowing mah...so i just follow the wind lor...(can save the blood sweat $)...anyway dont listen to bro Dk stories...he now goes underground cheonging wor...somemore can get free food...
dont worry bro...the wind will blow again, just like my idol.

Starting today the wind changed to fark at least twice a day!! U oso change arr?

Underground?? Yes, yesterday i went underground again... i was taken monorail from central market to klcc loh. hehehehe... It's oso not free food lah... it's the ger pay my food lah.

Bro DD always funny... hahaha.

mbz777 · #**528** 17-07-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DRYDUST

for time being bro...now the retirement wind is blowing mah...so i just follow the wind lor...(can save the blood sweat $)...anyway dont listen to bro Dk stories...he now goes underground cheonging wor...somemore can get free food...

dont worry bro...the wind will blow again, just like my idol.

Bro DD, u saving money to get married or what? i didnt knw got such retirement wind in cheonging 1...unless u suddenly find Big Bro JC and decide to change to be kwai kwai boy loh...even tat oso can backslide...haizzz...i one of them loh....

GTM, wah.,....dun be so like tat leh...share some lobang lah...nice massage + nice bonk summore got free food to eat....or izzit free "juices" to drink ah? this wk & nxt wk i still vy free....u kal me ok?

DRYDUST · #**529** 17-07-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DeKuip

Starting today the wind changed to fark at least twice a day!! U oso change arr?

this i cannot afford la bro...change also depends on own wallet mah...if u say 1 week 2 times + free cakes & mocha then i'll consider lor...f&b itself also cost $40-50, worth evry single cent leh

bro mbz...this kind of lobang if Dk share wif us also no point la...the most v can get is cina teh lor...not worth a try (dont worry, i got some nice lobang 4 u later....Dk accidently told me that day, i think he regretted doin so)

KLKOOL · #**530** 17-07-2006, 05:27 PM

DD... u expose the lobang to MBZ... then later he tirak them... u have no more lobang leh

pomrakthai · #**531** 18-07-2006, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by monsta

FR on YY Maluri

Hi bros,

I normally cheong the Sg HC scene but ironically, I'm actually based in KL and I'm only in Sg about twice a month. I've tried a couple of HCs here but nothing to shout about.

NL looks - 6.8/10
Massage - 7.5/10
Batin - ??

I'll update the rating on this after I've tried another couple more. Will go again this week. Will attempt to find Sense this time.

Good contribution, Bro Monsta.

Will up you when I recover later.

DRYDUST · #**532** 18-07-2006, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by KLKOOL

DD... u expose the lobang to MBZ... then later he tirak them... u have no more lobang leh

nvm la...i've got 1 rod only, welcum gift for our new realm bro.

DeKuip · #**533** 18-07-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KLKOOL

DD... u expose the lobang to MBZ... then later he tirak them... u have no more lobang leh

Seems like bro mbz deserve the GTM title liao, every gers after he has farked he wanna built toilet for them oso! kekekeke

KLKOOL · #**534** 18-07-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DeKuip

Seems like bro mbz deserve the GTM title liao, every gers after he has farked he wanna built toilet for them oso! kekekeke

I think he must be Grand Toilet Builder (GTB)

.... u still master in the Toilet.. cos u dun need to build worr.. but still get to bonk ...

mbz777 · #**535** 18-07-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DRYDUST

nvm la...i've got 1 rod only, welcum gift for our new realm bro.

wo wo wo, TQ all bros...Thx for the trust. My immediate social development project is to build at least 100 concrete toilets over all the "lobang" type around SEA & China within the next 10 years....as part of the 9th Malaysia "F**King" Plan...

All philantropist, kind hearted donors, well wishers and those whose guilty concience tells you to give back sumthg to the poor WLs whom you have sweet talked, conned and gave false hopes to get her to give you juicy fruit....you can donate at www.concretetoiletsforpusscommunityproject.com.

DeKuip · #**536** 18-07-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mbz777

wo wo wo, TQ all bros...Thx for the trust. My immediate social development project is to build at least 100 concrete toilets over all the "lobang" type around SEA & China within the next 10 years....as part of the 9th Malaysia "F**King" Plan...

All philantropist, kind hearted donors, well wishers and those whose guilty concience tells you to give back sumthg to the poor WLs whom you have sweet talked, conned and gave false hopes to get her to give you juicy fruit....you can donate at www.concretetoiletsforpusscommunityproject.com.

U let me know where u have buildt tis toilets lah... i go there donate something in the toilet boilt lah...

KLKOOL · #**537** 18-07-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DeKuip

U let me know where u have buildt tis toilets lah... i go there donate something in the toilet boilt lah...

Ya lorr.. charge u rental ok boh... den u no need to rent room anywher u go liao

DRYDUST · #**538** 18-07-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by monsta

FR on YY Maluri

Long story short, batin was next. Since it was my first time, I can't really give it a rating because I don't have anything to compare it too. Only thing I can say was that there was pain, and it felt really good! And I'll be back there after I try out a couple more places. No raba raba or touching though, which I didn't mind.

fren, this is the first time u let a girl jar your gugu?...wahh...i cant remember my 1st time leh...anyway...can feel that my wind is coming back...so if u dont mind i hope to join u on your next visit to YY, btw hav u been to HC?

monsta · #**539** 18-07-2006, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DRYDUST

fren, this is the first time u let a girl jar your gugu?...wahh...i cant remember my 1st time leh...anyway...can feel that my wind is coming back...so if u dont mind i hope to join u on your next visit to YY, btw hav u been to HC?

No lah, not first time. Used to do it in Sg at some HCs (answers your question). And I've done plenty of FJ at HCs too. Just the first time doing Batin.

Will try out a few other places before I go back to YY again. Quite far from my house! Kuchai Lama a bit nearer so I'll try there next! But yeah, I don't mind u joining me on my future visits.

DeKuip · #**540** 19-07-2006, 09:22 AM

Cibai Shiok.... yesterday nite SHIOK boh?? And where is ur FR?

hehehe... SSH is back!!