PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L)

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by shylook

very nice lighting work. master seng2

Are you old enuf to understand what sex is. KEKEKE

Sex is a sensation, caused by a temptation, when a guy sticks his location, in a girls destination, to increase the population, of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?:Just show me your 100 ringgit bill notification will do.LOL

[shylook]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Are you old enuf to understand what sex is. KEKEKE

Sex is a sensation, caused by a temptation, when a guy sticks his location, in a girls destination, to increase the population, of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?:Just show me your 100 ringgit bill notification will do.LOL

thank you for lecturing me again, master seng2

[sengseng]

When they say 01 type of rice feed 100 types of ppl.

Here is one of them. Out of the blue , this pee brain Jackson Sung pm me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackson sung
fuck u seng seng .. u will be dead soon [/QUOTE]

I replied him.
Not to worry, those who like to curse people will get the curse back themselves. Everyone die once so you think you dun have to die meh. I dun even know you. What kind of demon are you i wonder.



He must be very good in his Maths subject during school days.
For example: He cursed 10 ppl. These 10 ppl each will tell to 10 of their frens. So 10 x 10 =100.
Now he will have one hundred ppl cursing back at him. Very clever person . KEKEKE
He sent out 10 and now received 100 back. Good Business module. KEKEKE

[sengseng]

Sushiland is expecting FLs from Thailand, Vietnam and Malaysia to be increasing. Can travel and make money at the same time.

http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2009/05...asian-hookers/

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by forumsammyboy

heard that there will be big wind at pasar pudu..... carefull.

Can you be more specific? Is it a typhoon, a hurricane or a twister?

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

The jokes are not written by me, so dun blame me. KEKEKE:

A Scorpion asked a Turtle to take it across the Red Sea on its back, to which the Turtle exclaimed, "You think I'm crazy? Half way across, you'd sting me and I'd die." The Scorpion countered, "Now why would I do a thing like that? Don't forget, I'm on your back! We'd both die!" The Turtle thought that over and decided to take the Scorpion across, and half way across, sure enough, the Scorpion stung him! With his dying breath the Turtle asked, "Why did you do that? Now we'll both die!" The Scorpion responded, "C'mon ,This is the Middle East -- you want logic?"

How many Scorpion jokes u hv hah bro?? left right n centre myself kena pambu by u lo!

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

How many Scorpion jokes u hv hah bro?? left right n centre myself kena pambu by u lo!

“In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.”

Today is my lucky day. Lost and found back one of my Kailooi. She gave me a surprise. She is now working as a car salesgal for PRC Nissan.
Hope she will cum and visit me this CNY.

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

“In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.”

Today is my lucky day. Lost and found back one of my Kailooi. She gave me a surprise. She is now working as a car salesgal for PRC Nissan.
Hope she will cum and visit me this CNY.

Wise words from the Master again..

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Wise words from the Master again..

Women Restoration Bra?? What would they think of next; I wonder?
Virginity Restoration Panties kah?

http://www.divaasia.com/media_photo/13310

[sengseng]

hALLO! Are you calling an escort here? Eh! Yes and No.
Then who are you calling an escort. Oh! I am confuse here!
Do you all gave catbath? NO! We only give Catfight! Oh! Oh! Sorri Wrong Number.

http://www.divaasia.com/media_photo/19195

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Women Restoration Bra?? What would they think of next; I wonder?
Virginity Restoration Panties kah?

http://www.divaasia.com/media_photo/13310

Bro, that shiny thing on their boobs is used as mould for making moon cakes too...thought u should know..

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Bro, that shiny thing on their boobs is used as mould for making moon cakes too...thought u should know..

You fantasize too much oredi.
I use to use them to make meehoon nest or shredded yam bird's nest.
Then fill up the fried nest with mixed salad, Mayo and a dash of natural Milk.
or fill it with Kung Po Chicken with Cashew nuts on top.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. But the wife, I dunno lor.

Something similar to this:

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Wise words from the Master again..

Was talking to my ex-colleagues last week.
Seng, you know; women are like helicopter and airplanes.
Why! I ask.
A: They all have cockpits.
OMG! after all these years , I din realize it. KEKEKE

Here is a question for you to answer.

Q: What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Was talking to my ex-colleagues last week.
Seng, you know; women are like helicopter and airplanes.
Why! I ask.
A: They all have cockpits.
OMG! after all these years , I din realize it. KEKEKE

Here is a question for you to answer.

Q: What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?

My wise teacher told me to think out of the box..but i think like MacGyver..so what will he do with a light bulb? Unscrew it! I dun think he can do that with a pregnant lady lo..

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

My wise teacher told me to think out of the box..but i think like MacGyver..so what will he do with a light bulb? Unscrew it! I dun think he can do that with a pregnant lady lo..

Not bad. What happen if the mount is a clip mount and not a screw mount?


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