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[etsys]

datou: the 'cultural exchange' is in jest .. about like the same as a filipina told the reporters, when asked what she is doing in Singapore: She said "I am here to learn the different cultures in Singapore" and she forgot to say that she is doing it by sleeping with the guys here ..

BTW, saw this on a forum: The writer is a big Aussie guy, big enough to push his way out ..

Lesson 103, on how to survive in AC

This happened several months ago, sorry for not writing earlier but works a bitch.

I was changing hotels and as I was walking to the sunset gardens a fat guy on a trike stops me and tells me he knows a hotel that is brand new with an opening special. I asked where and he told me past fields near Macarthur. He says he will drive me there and if I dont like it drive me back only for 200 peso. Ok, I'm game. So we take off and go past MacArthur and I'm like where the fuck is this hotel. 5 minutes, he says. But first we stop at my friends house, he has cheap room.

So we drive into this dodgy neighborhood and stop at this house where I sit and they give me a coffee and show me a small room and I say sorry, too small. They ask If I want girl and this tiny thing is paraded for me. The trike driver gets her to show me her body and I just shake my head. No thanks, not even for 300 peso's - they started at 1000.
She looks like she just got in from being pounded by a football team, is sleepy and probably still leaking from the morning fuck. "She is 3 holer", they boast. Yeah she would need to be, I'm thinking.

I meet the owner and he is talking shit about how many girls he has and how he can get me whatever I want.

He asks me about Australia and how he has friends there blah blah... He pulls out a deck of cards and very casually deals me some cards.

We are playing poker but no money is involved. I win and then he asks to play another hand for money - nothing serious just 100 pesos.

So i play and win. Oh, you very good, he says.

He deals another hand and as the cards are being played I realise I have got a good hand, a pair of queens and a pair of 10's with 1 more card to come.

Now the old owner says he wants to make it interesting and pulls out a wad of notes, he puts it down starts counting it and tells me to match it.

I'm like, No, I don't want to play for big money. Alarm bells are ringing, although I look at my hand and I'm very tempted. Don't insult me he yells, put money down.

Fuck, I'm thinking, this guy has 20,000 peso, and I had maybe half stashed in my backpack.

Sense prevails. I'm thinking I can take the old guy and the trike driver is a bit overweight so I can probably take him too.

Suddenly, the trike driver is telling me I'm going to win and pulls out a wad of cash and he says he is spotting me so I can pay him back when I win. Fuck this I say, I stand up. The owner tries to grab me but I push him away and grab my bag.

The trike driver tries to grab my bag but is too slow and suddenly I'm outside and on the road. I look back and the men are outside yelling something but I jump into a trike and take offf back to where I came.

My heart was pounding all the way to the hotel and I was thinking how stupid I was.
Damage was 300 peso but could have been much worse.

So beware of guys offering lifts, regardless of how strong you are and never play cards with these sharks.

Cheers,
M.M

[ZIEBART]

Originally Posted by etsys

Z: I thought down south girls were fairer due to Magellan and his team and the Spanish were screwing every woman in sight (or so the girls there think, as all claim to be descendant of Portuguese or Spanish with Portuguese or Spanish blood .. )

And trust me on this one, I will say Yes, it is perfectly true, and add my blood too to the cocktail, I am a sucker when it comes to adding my genes to such mixed blood

You indeed are correct, and the Americans and Aussies n other whites came along and added more fairness into the breed. Once your color is added, wow, I want a share of that in 18 years. LOL. (If I am still around and R&D helps me to do it)

[datou]

Originally Posted by etsys

datou: the 'cultural exchange' is in jest .. about like the same as a filipina told the reporters, when asked what she is doing in Singapore: She said "I am here to learn the different cultures in Singapore" and she forgot to say that she is doing it by sleeping with the guys here ..

BTW, saw this on a forum: The writer is a big Aussie guy, big enough to push his way out ..

Lesson 103, on how to survive in AC

Reminds me on my last trip when i was out of the hotel goin for lunch.
A well dressed asian greets me n i thought he is a fellow monger.
I stopped for small talk n then he asked where m i goin n i said sm mall.
He said " let me introduce u to my friend " n try to lead me to a trike.
I immediately said see u around n walked off.

Think the Aussie never heard of a song called "Don't Talk to Strangers" by Rick Springfield?

[The Lord]

Most of the girls were then screwed in the RP by the whites mainly the spaniards.

That is why when you read history of most of their islands it becomes evident that they put up great resistance to fight the spaniards.

Ofcourse in the latter part of the 20th century it was the Americans.

Now you have everyone screwing them ... The whites, blacks, indians, arabs, chinese, japs korean.

But most of us where the raincoat.

Btw how do u know bro etsys color?

Originally Posted by ZIEBART

You indeed are correct, and the Americans and Aussies n other whites came along and added more fairness into the breed. Once your color is added, wow, I want a share of that in 18 years. LOL. (If I am still around and R&D helps me to do it)

[The Lord]

Miss world beauty pageant answer.. Hehe

Nice one

Originally Posted by etsys

datou: the 'cultural exchange' is in jest .. about like the same as a filipina told the reporters, when asked what she is doing in Singapore: She said "I am here to learn the different cultures in Singapore" and she forgot to say that she is doing it by sleeping with the guys here ..

[The Lord]

Thanks to bro etsys for his post.

I think time&again we need safety reminders lest we let ourselves violated.

Originally Posted by datou

Reminds me on my last trip when i was out of the hotel goin for lunch.
A well dressed asian greets me n i thought he is a fellow monger.
I stopped for small talk n then he asked where m i goin n i said sm mall.
He said " let me introduce u to my friend " n try to lead me to a trike.
I immediately said see u around n walked off.

Think the Aussie never heard of a song called "Don't Talk to Strangers" by Rick Springfield?

[The Lord]

My colour so sought after ah?



But These girls who are not fair either call me black

And i reply " i have not seen someone as black as you. Oh my god you are so black"

This shuts them up and makes them scamper away from me to prevent outrage of modesty of their grey matter?

The pinay OLS i have eat regularly In singapore open their legs warmly with never a mention of color

Infact over the weekend i partied with pinay OL professionals at their place. They cooked loads of pinay dishes/desert.

Even had videoke.

Felt i was in the phil? Pays to hv pinay friends.

Even videoke to boot...

Wow

Originally Posted by ZIEBART

The girls are taller and the colour is similar to the Eurasians in Singapore.

[datou]

Originally Posted by The Lord

My colour so sought after ah?



But These girls who are not fair either call me black

And i reply " i have not seen someone as black as you. Oh my god you are so black"

This shuts them up and makes them scamper away from me to prevent outrage of modesty of their grey matter?

The pinay OLS i have eat regularly In singapore open their legs warmly with never a mention of color

Infact over the weekend i partied with pinay OL professionals at their place. They cooked loads of pinay dishes/desert.

Even had videoke.

Felt i was in the phil? Pays to hv pinay friends.

Even videoke to boot...

Wow

I guess u will not be in Philipines anytime soon since u can get it better at home.
Missed ur company , Bro.

[The Lord]

Agreed on Ziebart and on ur second point too bro.

Ziebart has so much to teach.

So now i know when i go to Leyte, i can bump off at tacloban and take a one hr bus rather than go cebu then ferry then bus

Originally Posted by datou

There r only 2 things for wanting to go these places.
Firstly ZIEBART is such a nice guy to be with n we hav many things in common.
Secondly just wanna explore new places.

.

[ZIEBART]

Originally Posted by The Lord

Agreed on Ziebart and on ur second point too bro.

Ziebart has so much to teach.

So now i know when i go to Leyte, i can bump off at tacloban and take a one hr bus rather than go cebu then ferry then bus

The 2 of you want to feel my heavy balls smacking on your head?? They way you 2 exaggerate, even the dead may come back.

[The Lord]

Hehe bro ziebart, you will never get the honor of whacking bro datou with ur heavy balls.

Wen datou, saw 4 girls molesting me he fast hand fast leg ran away....

The sight of a guys dick gives him the creepz....

So no way is he gonna let you get your HEAVY ballz amywhere near his line of sight let alone whack him.


For now you can only derive pleasure whacking me

Originally Posted by ZIEBART

The 2 of you want to feel my heavy balls smacking on your head?? They way you 2 exaggerate, even the dead may come back.

[ZIEBART]

Originally Posted by datou

I also like to travel to ulu places leh (for bonking?).
If u don't mind me be lampost to u n ur darling, next time bring me along hor.

Originally Posted by The Lord

Wen datou, saw 4 girls molesting me he fast hand fast leg ran away....
The sight of a guys dick gives him the creepz....

Like that how to be lampost? Suddenly I will have brown out when the action starts.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by The Lord

My colour so sought after ah?

actually, to those who insist the colour of money in your wallet count have never been to other place other than Manila / AC

Well, well, when I was in Palawan, a girl accosted me, and insist she want to 'experience' me .. Suddenly my scientific understand that darker colours are dominant in the genes etc. etc. popped up in my mind .. but how to disappoint a fair skin pinay who wants to have a 'golden' coloured baby .. maybe ?? LOL Venus Raj ... and more ??

But These girls who are not fair either call me black

And i reply " i have not seen someone as black as you. Oh my god you are so black"

This shuts them up and makes them scamper away from me to prevent outrage of modesty of their grey matter?

Well, I haven't had anybody call me black, and if anybody insists i am a shade of dark, I ask them back if their own skin is snow white. .. I AM COFFEE BROWN, FOR FUCK SAKE, NOT BLACK, NOT FUCKING BLACK .. LOL

Infact over the weekend i partied with pinay OL professionals at their place. They cooked loads of pinay dishes/desert.

Even had videoke.

Felt i was in the phil? Pays to hv pinay friends.

Even videoke to boot...

Wow

Well, I got caught up in a nurse-party, last weekend, but, of late, a lot of male nurses from Pinay land end up spoiling the mood ..

Still, no party without Karaoke .. even here.

Almost all the nurse girls I know have the magic sing Videoke thingy, or they share share the magic sing .. not as good as good setup, but, the songs / lyrics do come ok ...

Ah, almost all of them are like "sisters" to me .. but, hey, they help me out in other ways, no regrets .. It is fun .. and especially when they insist they get me pizza in lieu of my bottle of Gin .. And anyway, I know they will do everything to defend and protect me, and even one girl took me to setup girls when I was in Tugegarao, but she - cannot touch .. never mind, I still loved her company and non-money sucking attitude, as do the other girls I know .. who will be mighty offended if you want to pay for the food and all, when you are with them in pinay land .. in Singapore of course, different story.. sometimes it can be share-share though ..

Oh, for parties, bring Gin or Tequila, don't bother with Wine and such .. even though they will say "bring Wine" they mean - "LIQUOR" as hard liquor is colloquially known as wine in Phil ..

Ah, by the way, while this thread is quite, I hope I am not loading unrelated info, though the info above still relate to Pinay Land ..

And Magic Sing:

https://www.pldtonline.com/cat/cat_l...re_id=3&tsub=7

[datou]

Originally Posted by ZIEBART

Like that how to be lampost? Suddenly I will have brown out when the action starts.

Action start got girl around one mah.
Worst to worse i ask the girl cover up ur bro, then we wrap u like a mummy except the face w the bedsheet n sent u to the doctor.

[The Milk Man]

Bro Ziebart, how is your Clark Star hotel project going?

Many of the popular hotels fully booked for next month.