Am I allowed to have sex in singapore ?

[nictse8]

wah me jus joined last wk..seen a lot bros FR abit tempted to try liao..shud i go for it? btw im above 18..

[descartes]

Originally Posted by m!ke

You guy's r doing very well here , keep it up !!

I'm 17 years old , and my friends and I want to go to a country where we can have fun.
my question is AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX IN SINGAPORE ?
I don't to be caught by police while having sex

Hi M!ke,

Firstly of course you can have sex in Singapore but note only under the following conditions:

1) you must first face the Istana (Singapore's White House), regardless of wherever you are, your bedroom, your car, or in the bush.

2) Secondly, put on your rubber.

3) Third sing the national athem - Majulah Singapura with zest.

4) Finally, since you are below 18, you MUST also say the pledge. Note if you sing athem but never say pledge before sex, police will still woop your arse.

Of course during this whole procedure, you should capture your act with your mobile so that you can use as evidence to show to police in the event that you are ambush during your deed.

Well if all goes well, you can always post the video of your Mahjulah Singapura cum Pledge on Youtube or Sammyboy, I guarantee you will be an instant celebrity. So much so that Durex will probably make you their official spokes-person.

Welcum to adulthood,BE SAFE, SING THE ANTHEM, SAY YOUR PLEDGE AND HAVE FUN.

[DatukSeks]

Originally Posted by m!ke

I'm 17 years old , and my friends and I want to go to a country where we can have fun.

my question is AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX IN SINGAPORE ?

Well as you know over here, the citizens are very law abiding.

When we buy cars, we need to bid for COE. That is, we need Certificate of Entitlement (COE) which would entitle us to buy a car.

Similarly if you want to have sex, we need to bid for SC (Sex Certificate). With this SC, it shows you have the right to have sex. You need to produce this Certificate at the hotel reception else you are not allowed to book a room.

You can get this SC from the black market. Some hotel staff sells it for extra income. But beware, because the SC has an expiry date. You must fuck within 7 days from the issuance date of the SC.

Good luck to you

[descartes]

Originally Posted by DatukSeks

When we buy cars, we need to bid for COE. That is, we need Certificate of Entitlement (COE) which would entitle us to buy a car.

Similarly if you want to have sex, we need to bid for SC (Sex Certificate).

Oh yes you definitely also need SC, but this month very few quotas and price is quite high so if $ is an issue, may I suggest you bid for a WSC (Weekend Sex Cert)

only draw back other than the fact that you can only bonk when sun goes down and all weekend; is must wear red condoms cannot wear the other kinky colored ones or those durian or laksa flavoured condoms.

[starletq]

You are not allowed to have sex in Singapore.
You can only have it in Malaysia or Thailand

[descartes]

Originally Posted by starletq

You are not allowed to have sex in Singapore.
You can only have it in Malaysia or Thailand

if u go malaysia for sex, must go beyond 50km from Sillypore border then can have sex


hahaha want to have sex in sillypore also so difficult think next time only nuns and monks will visit sillypore; pray hard that sillypore don't ban masturbation soon

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Originally Posted by yohooo

if a woman raped a man, it is also considered rape. As long as you can prove that you are unwilling but the woman make you cum and in the process, also cum herself.

even if it is a gay, it will still be considered rape, on top of unnatural sex
An old enough woman having sex with a young enough boy would still be considered as rape... the term used in the code is minor, it covers both sexes...

After my post on this topic, I checked the Penal Code again because I just recalled that there were some amendments made recently.

Section 375(1) of the Penal Code defines rape as a man penetrating the vagina of a woman (a) without her consent, or (b) with or without her consent when she is under the age of 14.

Therefore, it is not rape if a woman forces the man to penetrate her without his consent.

You are however correct in pointing out that under the new section 376, such an act is still an offence but defined as sexual assault by penetration.

Originally Posted by yohooo

Women's Charter is additional protection towards the women, but protection of the men is still there, in Singapore, I believe there was no such case reported that a guy claimed to be raped by a woman or a gay...

it is illegal if the prostitute is below 18 years old, whether or not it is soliciting in public or not.

Again I regret to note that my previous post on this topic provided out-dated information. Under the new amendments, the new Section 376A makes it an offence to sexually penetrate another person under the age of 16 (the minor) with or without the minor's consent. By that, it is an offence if you do the do with a person under 16 whether or not that person is a girl or boy.

The new amendments include new sections on commercial sex with persons under 18 making it an offence to engage the services of a man or woman below 18 for sexual services.

Once again, my sincere apologies for the out-dated information I gave earlier.

[dbrudder]

Originally Posted by m!ke

You guy's r doing very well here , keep it up !!

I'm 17 years old , and my friends and I want to go to a country where we can have fun.
my question is AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX IN SINGAPORE ?
I don't to be caught by police while having sex

Why in the world do you want to have sex in Singapore? I am assuming you're talking about commercial sex? Not a path you want to take at 17 man. Why Singapore of all places? You can do it easily elsewhere like in Indonesia.

I always looked back and felt that I should have slept around more with my friends when I was 18. It's free and fun!