My boring story...

[Penguin23]

It's amazing how you can just ask your husband to buzz off....lol.

[longerthanyou]

Originally Posted by Penguin23

It's amazing how you can just ask your husband to buzz off....lol.

If our wives asks us to go fuck around we’d pretty much buzz off too

[junior_cannibal]

April clears her poo. Too bad Tom and Mike not in, else, can offer her a good doubles.

[junebaby]

We sat in the living room to chat. The soju wasn't cold enough yet.

Me: So what happened these past few years?

April: Life happened?

Me: That's not telling me anything.

April: Covid changed my life?

Me: Covid probably changed everyone's life?

April: Kind of different for me.

Me: How so? What happened with John?

April: Urgh. That cheating son of a bitch.

Me: What did he do?

April: So lockdown right? Somehow we spent a lot of time at home.

Me: Air force got locked down too? Can't be right?

April: They weren't, but he was at home a lot earlier. And they made him clear his leave too.

Me: That's a good thing right?

April: It was. For a while. We spent so much time together. Had lots of sex.

Me: What's the issue?

April: Something felt off. Like all of a sudden John was very adventurous. Wanted to try new positions and all that. Even wanted to try anal.

Me: Ah. That sounds kinky. And exciting. No?

April: No. It's suspicious. And whatever he did just felt the same to me.

Me: Meaning?

April: It's just sex lor. Like that lor.

Me: Didn't feel good?

April: It felt good. Just not great? Not mind-blowing?

Me: Ah. So no leg cramping, toe curling orgasms?

April: I'm embarrassed to admit that I didn't know what an orgasm felt like.

Me: That's past tense.

April: Yeah. I didn't know. Never experienced it.

Me: So with John's new methods you did?

April: No. It… wasn't John.

Me: Oh.

April: I'm kind of ashamed actually.

Me: About?

April: I confronted John. He admitted to going to find prostitutes.

Me: Ah.

April: I asked to see his phone and he let me.

My heart was in my mouth.

Me: And?

April: I found out he's been looking for those very busty prostitutes.

Me: Oh.

April: Like around your size or bigger.

Me: Erm.

April: So it's obvious I'm not big enough for him.

Me: But he was still having sex with you? And trying new things?

April: Oh no. I didn't let him touch me after I found out.

Me: Huh. Wouldn't that make him just go back to looking for prostitutes?

April: Whatever. I don't care. I applied for separation that weekend. We've been sleeping in separate rooms ever since. Trying to sell the house now, but I need to get my own place.

Me: Oh. I didn't know you went through so much. I'm sorry.

April: Why sorry? It's not your fault.

Me: You could have called me to talk.

April: I didn't want to. You disappeared for so long and I knew about Mike's issues so I didn't want to bother you with my own.

Me: Ah. We managed to clear the debts already.

April: Isn't it a huge sum? How?

Me: A relative passed on and somehow left us money.

April: Oh.

Me: Yeah. We can finally get on with our lives.

April: What would you do if you found out Mike visited prostitutes?

Me: Erm. Wow. Why the sudden question? I don't know how to answer that.

But in reality, I'd be rather surprised if Mike did visit prostitutes, given the amount of sex he'd been having with other women besides me. And I really wouldn't know how I'd react.

April: You wouldn't feel disappointed? Upset? Angry?

Me: I really don't know.

April: Oh well. I guess you've always been more forgiving than me.

Me: So why did you go for surgery?

April: Ah. That was a spur of the moment thing.

Me: Why?

April: I wanted bigger boobs?

Me: They look nice.

April: They are!

She removed her t-shirt and sat there in her bra.

April: Wanna feel them?

I reached out again and squeezed. They weren't exactly hard like those fake boobs I saw in porn. But I'd have to remove her bra to see the scars. The surgeon probably did a good job though. I could hardly tell they were enhanced.

Me: Wow. I'm so glad Mike isn't home now.

April: Hahahaha! Why? You think he'll be interested?

Me: Perhaps?

April: And you'd allow it???

Me: Perhaps.

April: What the fuck?

Me: It's complicated.

April: What do you mean?

Me: We're in sort of an open marriage now.

April: I'm not sure I understand.

Me: We see other people?

April: You mean you sleep with other people?

Me: Yeah…

April: Oh my god.

Me: You're shocked?

April: A little surprised. You're supposed to be a good Catholic girl.

Me: Ya right.

April: Good. Then I can talk to you about this issue I'm having.

Me: Which is?

April: I was upset with John so I started looking for a one night stand.

Me: Uh huh. Not a great idea but I guess it already happened?

April: I found this app. It's so cool. But there are so many creeps out there. MBA.

Me: Masters in Business Administration? You're on LinkedIn?

April: Married but Available la!

Me: Oh! hahahaha. Oops.

April: So I met this guy. Had coffee a couple of times. Apparently not sexually active with his wife.

Me: Haha. That seems to be a trend these days.

But at the back of my mind I wondered why that story sounded so familiar. Could it be that she had a one night stand with Tom?

April: Yeah. So anyway I was very reluctant to do anything until after many months of chatting and coffees.

Me: And?

April: He's got a huge cock. Like I thought John was huge.

Me: After you saw his bulge? Hahahaha.

April: Yes lor. I felt like I cheated myself.

Me: What happened?

April: He made me feel like a virgin. The things he did to me with his fingers and his mouth. I peed on the bed. He said I squirted but I'm not sure. And he lasted so long it was crazy. I couldn't walk properly after that.

That definitely sounded like Tom.

Me: So after the one night stand what happened?

April: It's like a one year stand already. I really need my own place. Can't keep meeting him in hotels and car park staircases.

Me: Car park staircases?

April: He's really into this outdoor quickie thing. I don't know why. It's so scary.

Me: Scary?

April: I mean it's a staircase la. Quite open. If anyone walks by to go up or down, confirm get caught.

Me: Are you very loud?

April: Quite hard to be quiet with that guy. I want to scream when he enters me.

Me: You're not aroused?

April: Oh no. I'm super wet. But his cock is so big. Can't believe I thought John was big.

Me: So that's why you need your own place? To have sex with a married guy?

April: Er ya? Can't be I bring him to my house right? And let John see?

Me: If you wanted to teach him a lesson why not?

April: What???

Me: No seriously. Have you ever taught about it?

April: Obviously not.

Me: Well… I got caught. On this very sofa.

April: I thought you said you were in an open marriage.

Me: That's only recently.

April: Oh my god. How did Mike react?

Me: He fucked me so hard I thought I was going to die.

April: Huh? He wasn't angry or upset?

Me: Errr… actually he knew I had other guys, even before we were married.

April: Damn. I didn't know you were such a slut.

Me: Oi! It's not slut hor. I had my needs and Mike wasn't around.

April: So what happened after that? Just carry on as normal?

Me: We had a couple of threesomes. With my FWB.

April: What the.

Me: That's the correct term to use ya. Not one year stand.

April: Ya la. Whatever la.

Me: You don't want to salvage the relationship with John?

April: How? I don't think I can.

Me: Have you even tried?

April: I don't want to. He went to prostitutes. That just tells me I'm not good enough for him. And he probably been doing it all along throughout the years.

Me: Did he say that?

April: That's what I assume.

Me: Did he ever say anything before?

April: No. Not really. He only mentioned that I'm very quiet. Don't moan a lot. Don't talk dirty. I mean like, I didn't feel a need to.

Me: You just said you aren't quiet with your FWB.

April: It's a totally different thing. He makes me feel like a virgin every time I'm with him.

Me: Right.

April: I was actually looking for resale flats in this area.

Me: Just to fuck the guy?

April: That's one consideration. Haha. Of course I'll need to move out when we sell the flat right?

Me: True.

April: I wanna know more about the threesomes.

Me: Why?

April: Curious lor. We used to watch all those blue films together when we were kids. But never really saw any threesomes. Sounds very kinky.

Me: It is.

April: Two guys or two girls?

Me: Two guys please. I'll never do it with another girl.

April: Oh? Why not?

Me: Boring lor. Like what do I do while he's fucking the other girl?

April: Play with yourself?

Me: Boring. I'd rather have two cocks in me.

April: At the same time?

Me: Yeah.

April: Both holes?

Me: Already tried that.

April: Wah… I'm damn impressed with you.

Me: What…

April: You got to experience so much more than me.

Me: I got lucky I guess. Found a really nice FWB. And an understanding husband.

April: Are you your FWBs only other partner?

Me: Sadly no.

April: Oh. Same here. I thought could be exclusive but he didn't want to.

Me: I think as long as all parties are understanding, and take the necessary precautions, should be fine right?

April: I don't know. I was so scared when I went for STD test. Like what if I contracted something.

Me: But you didn't.

April: Yeah. But I really really wanna feel his cock in me without a condom.

Me: You shouldn't take unnecessary risks.

April: I know la. But just wanna feel it one time.

Me: I think the drinks are cold enough.

I went to grab the sojus from the fridge and handed one to her.

We drank and chatted till the wee hours of the morning. I was tempted to ask her more about her FWB, in case it was Tom, but surely it couldn't be that coincidental.

I was already half dead when it was nearing 5am but April was still super awake and still slowly drinking the remaining soju. I wanted to go to bed, but I had to be a good host and entertain her.

Around 6am, Mike texted to ask if he could come home yet. I was legit dying so I told him to get back ASAP to rescue me as I wanted to sleep but April was still here.

Within 5 minutes I heard the gate unlock. April quickly scrambled to put on her top.

April: What the fuck? I thought you said he'd be out?

Mike entered.

Mike: Oh hi April. Long time no see.

April: Hello. Same to you.

Mike: You two been up the whole night?

Me: Yup.

Mike: Oh. Not sleepy?

April: Nope.

Me: Dead tired.

April: Oh oops.

Me: Need a ride home or something?

April: Oh it's fine. I'll take a Grab.

Mike: Ok then.

I looked at Mike. He seemed fixated on her chest. Interesting. He probably noticed the enhanced assets as well.

I waited with April for her Grab to arrive and saw her off. I didn't realise she had become such a good drinker. Her issues with John really changed her in a way.

I headed back up and Mike was waiting for me.

Me: You were staring at her chest.

Mike: I was.

Me: Like what you saw?

Mike: It seems bigger than before.

Me: Yeah. She had surgery.

Mike: Oh. No wonder.

Me: Help me shower please. I'm dying.

We went to shower, no kinky stuff happened. He was probably tired too.

We lay in bed.

Me: How did you get back so fast?

Mike: I was actually sitting outside since 4am. But I heard you two chatting so I didn't wanna disturb you.

Me: What???? You could have saved me earlier.

Mike: Haha. Oh well. Too late.

Me: Indeed. Now don't wake me up till I wake up.

[CDNsa]

What a twist. Love the suspense. The writing is definitely quality here!

[plok]

Tot will have some lesbian session with April. Haha

[Uxis]

Originally Posted by plok

Tot will have some lesbian session with April. Haha

I was hoping for that too

[junior_cannibal]

Judging by what June mentioned earlier, she's unlikely to engage in any leabian act. At best some frenching or groping.
She still wants to be wanted by certain men with sizeable dicks.
Of course, never say never. Things can happen if the stars are aligned.

[WiseGuy]

Originally Posted by plok

Tot will have some lesbian session with April. Haha

This would be indeed the best

[sexcision]

Maybe she would allow Mike to f April, like breakeven for her fucking John?

[Asakura]

not boring story anymore, if it ever was...

[junior_cannibal]

Originally Posted by sexcision

Maybe she would allow Mike to f April, like breakeven for her fucking John?

June technically wouldn't mind who Mike will be fucking next. It's more about April. She will probably freaked out
1 to know June was whoring once
2 John was her client
If April were to know this, she either freaks out, unfriend June, divorce John, or to the other extreme, agrees to move to an open relationship, like June, with very selected FB.

[timeliness]

Feel like I got catfished by the title.. it's actually an interesting story.

[junebaby]

I never asked Mike what or who he did when he went over to Jasmine's place.

The week leading up to CNY was super lackluster. As usual, I had a break from work on the Wednesday and I basically just stoned in front of the TV with my laptop on, pretending to do work.

April coming back into my life was an unexpected event. Especially since I knew now that my best friend wasn't really adverse to my current lifestyle, and apparently had her own one year stand.

It was a little sad that she and John were breaking up. They were like the couple I looked up to whenever I was having problems with Mike in the past. It seemed that nothing could break them up, except some busty prostitutes, and I might have been one of them.

On hindsight, I probably should have rejected John when he booked me. But I needed the money and he was merely a client. In my mind, in some warped way, I guess he was trying to improve his sex life with April by going to prostitutes and escorts and learning from them. Yet it backfired tremendously for him. At least he didn't rat me out. That would have been bad as April might really have murdered me.

The weirder thing was that she seemed to be showing some interest in my husband, or at least asked if he would be interested due to her now C-cup chest. I wondered why she didn't go bigger since she was getting surgery done anyway. Perhaps her small frame had limits on what size would be comfortable for her. Then looking at Shirlyn and Alicia, I wondered if they often suffered from backaches. But April rejected Mike's offer to send her home, who know what might have happened if she didn't. And despite that, something just didn't feel very right.

Was I willing to let Mike fuck her? Sure I was. That's the part of our current lifestyle I guess. Would I join in? Probably not. Would I fuck John again? Definitely a big no there. He didn't have the size or skills to even consider it. And of course I didn't want to strain the relationship with April.

I texted Tom out of curiosity though, to ask if he had other FWBs besides us. His answer was a firm no. So it seemed that there were more married big dicked masters of sex lurking around the dating apps, and probably this forum as well.

I was glad for April in a way, that she could find some form of satisfaction or even happiness in her life right now despite how messy it could be due to the impending divorce and sale of their matrimonial home.

The same couldn't be said for Mark though, although CNY would bring some good news for him I hope.

The last day of work we had an office Lou Hei and the boss went around distributing red packets to the staff, before declaring a half day off. I decided to find Mark for lunch if he was free.

Surprisingly, he wasn't, but he said he could catch up for a drink that night.

I wondered if I should do it at my place again, and probably get Mike out of the house. Then again, Mike being there or not wouldn't make a difference as nothing would happen between Mark and I. Since I had tons of time to kill between leaving work and meeting Mark, I went to stock up on soju at this place near my office. I must have bought 20 over bottles, and the guy at the shop helped to carry them over to the car. At least I knew Mike would be home later to help me carry them up.

I took a shower upon reaching home and stared at myself in the mirror. I tried visualizing myself with bigger boobs but somehow it just didn't seem to fit. Of course I wished my tummy, ass and thighs were slimmer, but at this age, without regular exercise, there was likely nothing I could do.

Mark popped by around 9pm. Mike was in his room and only came out to say hello. We asked him to join us but he declined, something about some playoffs and he needed to concentrate. I guess he should be playing football manager as usual. I often wondered if he was so into the game, why didn't he just go take some sports management cert then apply to manage a football club for real. But oh well, he was escaping into his reality so I just let him be.

As usual, Mark was drinking his soju way too fast again, but I let him. He was in his comfort zone and who was I to advise him otherwise?

Me: So, did you talk to Jasmine?

Mark: Not yet. But I'll be going with her to her parent's place for reunion dinner.

Me: Oh?

Mark: She asked and I agreed.

Me: That's good right?

Mark: Who knows? Her divorce is still not finalized actually.

Me: Huh???

Mark: Still some disputes from her ex.

Me: That's very long. I thought it would have been settled last year or something.

Mark: I'm thinking it's going to cost more to keep disputing or counter claim or whatever the terms are.

Me: Why doesn't she just sell the house for real and split the money? Isn't that how normal divorces work? Split the assets?

Mark: I think so. But she really really wants to buy over the house.

Me: I thought once you're 35 it should be easy as long as you have the money?

Mark: I'm really unaware of all these property rules. Don't own one.

Me: Well, I'm happy where I am so I don't bother researching either. Maybe if we decided to upgrade to EC or condo or something.

Mark: Can we not talk about that?

Me: Sure. What do you want to talk about then?

Mark: Nothing actually. I came to drink.

Me: Oh. You can drink alone but you came here anyway.

Mark: Free drinks? Haha.

Me: Haha. Right. What if I wanted something in return?

Mark: I can pay you back for the drinks.

Me: I'm obviously not referring to that.

Mark: Sorry, I'm not big enough to satisfy you. Thankfully.

Me: Eh. How you know I wanted sex? Hahaha.

Mark: I can't think of anything else you might want from me.

Me: How about decent conversations?

Mark: If you wanted decent conversations, we shouldn't be talking about sex.

Me: Haha. Funny. Are you saying I'm indecent.

Mark: You are.

Me: Fine. I do have many indecent thoughts.

Mark: Why though? You have Mike and Tom.

Me: I know right. Maybe I'm just horny before menopause.

Mark: Oh please. You have at least a decade or so to go.

Me: Maybe I just wanna see what the big fuss about you?

Mark: I'm normal.

Me: Hardly. When so many girls are after you.

Mark: Not anymore right?

Me: I'm sure Shirlyn is still after you. And Alicia, and Crystal. Nat. Rebecca.

Mark: Fine.

Me: Did you? Since moving out?

Mark: I didn't. But Nat couldn't take it anymore.

Me: Ah ha! You slept with her again.

Mark: Can I just say I let her use me?

Me: Fine. Whatever floats your boat.

Mark: At least she was happy right?

Me: True.

Mark: Rebecca wanted me too. Strangely.

Me: Huh?

Mark: Nah. I didn't. But she asked a few times. I thought Tom's pretty active?

Me: I think so.

Mark: I'm sure he loves her playful mouth.

Me: You did too right?

Mark: Well…

Me: Well what?

Mark: I actually enjoyed your bj more.

Me: Huh??? Really???

Mark: It's the feeling la. I'm feel closer to you.

Me: Interesting. So to you, a blowjob is better if you're closer to the person?

Mark: Sort of.

Me: So Nat?

Mark: She just blows me to make me hard. That's all.

Me: Shirlyn?

Mark: More or less the same I guess. But I feel more when I have sex with her.

Me: I shouldn't even ask about Jasmine right?

Mark: Yeah. Don't.

Me: Hmmmm….

Mark: What?

Me: Take it out.

Mark: Why?

Me: I want to blow you.

Mark: Eh don't la. I haven't shaved.

Me: Ah ha!

Mark: Huh?

Me: That isn't your usual response.

Mark: It isn't?

Me: You usually just reject. Now you say you haven't shaved. Means if you did shave, you'd be in my mouth right now.

Mark: Haha… Nah. Slip of the tongue.

Had we perhaps finally gotten to that stage where we were so comfortable with each other that we'd both be willing to be mutually pleasured? The first time I blew him months ago I didn't really give him much of a choice, but he didn't really reject me either. Also, it could have been because Jasmine was occupied with Mike and hence Mark perhaps was more willing to explore, or maybe it was a revenge thing.

I slid over and unzipped him.

Mark: Hey.

Me: We've done this before.

Mark: Still…

Me: You look like you need a release.

Mark: I really don't.

I slid my hand into his boxers.

Me: Wah. You really didn't shave. Hahahaha.

He stood up. I thought he was going to zip himself back up, but instead, he removed his berms and boxers and sat back down. That was certainly a surprise.

Mark: Yeah. I didn't. Now what?

Me: Fuck. Is this a game to you?

Mark: No. I just gave up fighting with myself.

Me: Oh?

Mark: One of the things I spoke about with Jasmine was how I always just did what everyone wanted. Never thought for myself. Even with Nat the last time, I didn't want to do it, but I did it anyway because she wanted it.

Me: And you're half-naked now because?

Mark: You want to blow me right?

Me: I do… but only if you want it. Do you?

Mark was silent for a while.

Me: Well?

Mark: Funnily, I actually do.

Me: Hahaha! You're hilarious.

Mark: But I'm afraid I won't be able to satisfy you.

Me: You know one thing I've learnt over the past few months, is that the mutual feelings with your partner is very important.

Mark: It is.

Me: And I don't know about you, but the way you took care of me, and treated me as a friend despite all that was happening, I think if we did eventually have sex, I'd definitely enjoy it.

Mark: Jasmine said she still wants to be with me.

Me: Uh huh. I more or less expected that.

Mark: But she doesn't want things to change.

Me: Sort of expected that too.

Mark: Meaning I'll still be fucking practically everyone.

Me: Well that's the beauty of it all right? You don't have to be in love with one single person.

Mark: Oh shit.

Me: What?

Mark: Are you in love with me?

Me: Eh. No la. That's not what I meant. I was referring to the concept of polygamy.

Mark: Oh.

Me: Do you want to fuck me?

Mark: No.

Me: Why not?

Mark: Mike is around.

Me: And so?

Mark: You gotta let him know first.

Me: But you took your clothes off and are sitting on my sofa butt naked with your dick out.

Mark: Errr…

Me: Or are you waiting for me to get naked as well?

Mark: I've no idea why I took my berms off.

Me: For weapon inspection? Hahahaha.

Mark: Funny.

Me: Come on, I'm with two ex regulars, I've heard them use those terms before.

Mark: They've got howitzers. I'm a P226.

Me: Erm. Ok. I don't know what those ah.

Mark: Artillery cannon and pistol.

Me: Oh. Ok. You really need to stop putting yourself down. Maybe I like pistols.

Mark: Oh you definitely don't.

Me: I like your pistol…. Hahaha…

Mark: I think I need to shave.

Me: It doesn't bother me.

We heard the room door open and Mike walked out.

Mike: I'm, erm, meeting John. Have fun. I've got new razors if you need.

Me: You were eavesdropping???

Mike: You know the walls are thin right?

Me: Yeah.

Mike: And honestly Mark, out of all the other guys in the group, I'd be more reassured if it was you instead of Jason or Darren or EoS.

Mark: Huh? Why?

Mike: Because I believe you won't hurt her.

Me: And the others would?

Mike: I don't know. But I don't have a good feeling about Jason. Haha.

Me: Alright. Have fun with John. You better not be going to find big breasted prostitutes.

Mike: We're not. Just drinks. I think he's really affected over the whole issue.

Mark: Who's John?

Me: Long story. I'll tell you later if I'm not flat on my back moaning.

Mark: Right.

Mike: Well I'm off.

Mike left.

Mark put his pants back on.

Me: Where are you going?

Mark: To get another drink.

Me: You want more? I might fall asleep soon.

Mark: I'm going to find that razor too.

Me: Oh. It's in his bathroom. Should be there I think.

Mark: Drink first. Haha.

Me: Sure.

[junebaby]

Originally Posted by junior_cannibal

June technically wouldn't mind who Mike will be fucking next. It's more about April. She will probably freaked out
1 to know June was whoring once
2 John was her client
If April were to know this, she either freaks out, unfriend June, divorce John, or to the other extreme, agrees to move to an open relationship, like June, with very selected FB.

Yup. You're right.

I do intend to confess to April though. But I'm really afraid. The divorce is probably going through anyway, so I doubt she'll be in an open relationship