Pubs along Joo Chiat

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by sgmjplayer

aiya. she have the looks to capture my 'feel' ma.
so side assets (for me) not too impt. thats my soft spot.

anyway, i hv a strong feeling, she is not worth it.
should move on. juz imagine cant communicate,
she can tell me 3 tables left, never pay her, so she sad.

isit true that customers there always left w/o paying?

Well, my pal. How can u give up even without fighting?

Oh come on, women are emotional creatures. They came all the way here and kanna no tips. Then why is she here for? Whether if she's expecting u to sympathise and give her more in return, I dont know. Perhaps we get the 'translator' to advise? Btw, if u guys cant communicate, then how the hell do you know she kanna no tips? Telepathy?

Nothing but the truth. Some customers just enjoy doing that.

[waypastprime]

Originally Posted by naemlo

Took u 3 mths???

3 reasons

1) 'B' area not my cup of tea
2) Sick and busy
3) Just went for ICT

Nothing but the truth. Believe me. I have nothing to hide for except loansharks.

[lament]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

U must be joking. Call me a young man?

Hey, u are really wrong, mentor. That gal is not MM2. The gal u showed me last night is the real sister for LHM. Not MM2. A real mistake.

Damn! Where's XY?

knn , my fault lah .... u told me lhm sister mah and she is the real sister what. your mm2 is just her friend and anyway she back in 2 days time.

so i search within the confines of the data given.....at least i not wrong, i guess she was lhm sister and it is right what ...

[lament]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

She looks kind of a darling but sadly, she dont have the assets to attract me that far. Boobs are too small.

Why arent u keen? Communication problem?

I would prefer the SYT whom sat with my friend. She looks kinda of what I'm reaching for. Hehe.

the gal with sgmj not bad what ... very pleasant ... wife material looks but then not sure lah .... her hands are damn rough ... guess she must be from the province ......

quite pretty though she got small boobs .......

anyway if u wan big boobs, i recommend you a place, the cow farm ....

[lament]

Originally Posted by sgmjplayer

yesterday nite that gal loh. lament will be the interpreter..

since when and what did I owe U?!?!?

no need for translator sia ..... how much you gonna pay me .... i mean cold hard cash ....... beer is not enough ....


check out this site : it has 26 lessons for vietnamese language http://www.nhandan.org.vn/english/le...tiengviet.html

to master the language, you have to get a "toc lon tu dien" ( long-hair dictionary) that roams joo chiat area ..

[lament]

Originally Posted by waypastprime

Well, my pal. How can u give up even without fighting?

Oh come on, women are emotional creatures. They came all the way here and kanna no tips. Then why is she here for? Whether if she's expecting u to sympathise and give her more in return, I dont know. Perhaps we get the 'translator' to advise? Btw, if u guys cant communicate, then how the hell do you know she kanna no tips? Telepathy?

Nothing but the truth. Some customers just enjoy doing that.

Well in this issue, I have always act dumb. I just tell the gals this

" Khong buon, co khach tot, co khach khong tot. Neu khach khong tot, sao co gap khach,khong ngoi"

Direct translation:
"no sad, have customer good, have customer no good. If customer no good, after have see them (you see them again), don't sit"

I guess some gals are genuine when they say that, they just wanna release frustration but some are not. Those who are genuine will only tell you and they move on, i got tons of such complains daily and I can only say "khong buon"

[lament]

Some killer vietnamese sentences:

1.Anh muon chung ta hieu nhau nhieu=I want us to understand each other more
Anh = I muon = want chung ta = us hieu = understand nhau = each other
nhieu = more

2.Em lam anh nho nguoi ban gai truoc day cua anh = you remind me of my ex-gf
Em= You lam = make anh = me nho nguoi = remind me of someone(nguoi)
ban gai truoc = ex-girlfriend day = "expression" cua= of anh = mine

3.Khong keu anh ong xa. Anh biet em lai day kiem tien ve nha cho bo me em nhung em lam anh cam thay la khach em. = Don't call me husband. I know you come here to earn money for your parents but you make me feel like a customer.

keu = call biet= know lai day=come here kiem tien = earn money ve nha=return home cho=give bo me = father mother nhung= but cam thay=feel

4. the most powerful of them all and it beats I love you and I miss you hands down cos this is their way. Master it well, this is your passport to the girls heart. A girl who like you will say the same too, no mushy stuff but the real stuff ..... "an com chua, em dang lam gi" - have you eaten, what are you doing


thats all for today ...........

[lament]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

will dig my cabinet and archieve for it... hehehhe..

dun bother..... my experience with the language :

I learn it at YMCA , 9 lessons of 1.5 hours. At the end i learn basic vietnamese vocabulary. I learn how to write and read and speak basic.

the tough part is to understand it when they speak ...I still have some problems in this respect and as for speaking it only got better when i went Vietnam. Prior to that, i was slapped and scolded by the gals in joo chiat for they say i do not know how to speak then dun speak.

now i'm different because of the water in vietnam .,.......

but nevertheless its a good sign ..... Vietnamisation ..... I shall report to the high command of my success .......... ha ha ha ha

Originally Posted by chinois

bro of course I know she still care for me lah,u tin I so blur like someone meh...n the tin tat she sms me I know lah.....anyway last nite I saw ah fong n she told me liao....call VN u tin cheap is it...??? I rather wait for her to come back n talk better rite.....kekeke

Originally Posted by MoonBlaze

Hubber rate 80+ cents
Else others >$1.20~1.50.

Makes sense to save ammo first.

Like a glow in the dark, sending lights into my eyes
For One, i hope the sun never rise.

Originally Posted by RJ2004

$1.58 per min... shit i been spending too much time on the phone to vn

Try TOP CARD at $10.

U can call VIETNAM 24 hrs for 28 mins which is 0.357 cts per min.(same rate for fixed line n mobile line)

This is the best value overseas calling card to VIETNAM so far...

U can find them at provision or mama shop that sell newspaper n TOP UP cards.

So,no more excuse for not calling your friends,colleague,family,relatives,em yeu,ONG XA n BA XA at VIETNAM now.

BINGO...

[naemlo]

Originally Posted by lament

dun bother..... my experience with the language :

I learn it at YMCA , 9 lessons of 1.5 hours. At the end i learn basic vietnamese vocabulary. I learn how to write and read and speak basic.

the tough part is to understand it when they speak ...I still have some problems in this respect and as for speaking it only got better when i went Vietnam. Prior to that, i was slapped and scolded by the gals in joo chiat for they say i do not know how to speak then dun speak.

now i'm different because of the water in vietnam .,.......

but nevertheless its a good sign ..... Vietnamisation ..... I shall report to the high command of my success .......... ha ha ha ha

The best n killing viet is Anh yeu em!!!!!

[RJ2004]

wah one day never login got so much to learn.
keep it coming le

[lament]

Originally Posted by naemlo

The best n killing viet is Anh yeu em!!!!!

Cultural Lessons: The Vietnamese Mentality

1. Viet men dun like woman to be too flowery in words and in most cases the men are also quite stone faced in Vietnam. Hence Viet gals tend to use words of concern more often. So imho, i m careful when a gal start using too much of "em yeu anh", "em nho anh" and so forth. The one who say "an com chua, anh dang lam gi" is the one I keep by my side.

2. The closer you are to their world, the further you will be. You will learn this fact with time.

3. Any relationship below 6 months is still probationary period.

4. Never ever lie to them. Even if you are married just tell them so. If she can accept the fact, then the relationship is on.

5. Be on your guard at all times especially monetary matters. Dun let the little one rule your big head.

[zhu star]

Originally Posted by lament

Some killer vietnamese sentences:

1.Anh muon chung ta hieu nhau nhieu=I want us to understand each other more

keu = call biet= know lai day=come here kiem tien = earn money ve nha=return home cho=give bo me = father mother nhung= but cam thay=feel ...................


thats all for today ...........

Thanks bro for your refreshing viet lang lesson. please continue teaching us
. Can help us with the following common phases?

1 Where are you?
2 I am at...........
3 I am at home
4 Can u come to......

Thanks and Cheers

[RJ2004]

Originally Posted by zhu star

Thanks bro for your refreshing viet lang lesson. please continue teaching us
. Can help us with the following common phases?

1 Where are you?
2 I am at...........
3 I am at home
4 Can u come to......

Thanks and Cheers

ah gong so free on weekend also?
simple phrases will be nice haha...
are we asking too much from lament?

[gstringgal]

Originally Posted by zhu star

Thanks bro for your refreshing viet lang lesson. please continue teaching us
. Can help us with the following common phases?

1 Where are you?
2 I am at...........
3 I am at home
4 Can u come to......

Thanks and Cheers

Lets me give a little try...correct me if i make mistake too,thanks!

1) Where are you? - dang o dau vay ?
2) I am at ... - gio anh dang o ... ?
3) I am at home - gio anh dang o nha ?
4) Can u come to - ???

Indeed my P2 taught me some simple vite words too. So bro lament, any mistake above will make us learn and correct it even more....
By de way, only P2 was de one after i get to know so many that sms me thats words u just mentioned too - an com chua, anh dang lam gi...