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[TD.king]

Originally Posted by etct88

aiyah, no need head no need tail la....... since when have tail and head for going to Danok..... flea market only what.....

Uncle u very free hor this few days? siew kang liao izzit? where r u now?

[tusen]

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he is yen tao, sian tao and a little chai tau[COLOR="red"][COLOR="red"]

ha ha. i love hokkien ping ying.

[Dandok Raider]

Originally Posted by serembanmen

Oic! Now I know u are the clone from somebody we know muahahaha, We come out to cheong is for fun not buay gain. and this is so call business by those WL. We pay money she happy and I enjoy.....I DID PAY(more than market price)TO FUCK !NO EAT FREE OK!

well, say what you want, btw still waiting for you & your kakis to zap me....hehehehheehe, see how many points you can zap, LOL.....

Originally Posted by thailuck

I like your quote, more that market price you are cash king!!

cash king, omg.....you are a bigger joker than etct88.....hahahahahaha

Originally Posted by etct88

he is yen tao, sian tao and a little chai tao (because he can afford!)

uncle, he yen tao? i think i should change my signature liao, too many jokers around.....

[holymannn]

Originally Posted by etct88

ha ha ha ha.... so I not alone in this opinion....

danok is a flea market, sorry, I mean free market... hee hee

if auntie want to tao jiak, so be it...... then got excuses to find new dishes, lo.....

this one definitely one of my nephews........ but dun know which one, the wild seeds were all wildly sowed...........

ps...... screw holidays over liao, rite?

Me too... so scary... i tiu a few sponsered gal before also.... afraid later her so called "bf" come to confront me lo.. scary sia... next time better ask whether they got sponsered or not before fcuk them.... but they sure say dont have one what.... kns.... how to tiu like that??? furthermore like my sifu said, almost all the gal in danok are sponsered by someone already unless those very new or ugly lo..... :P

[TD.king]

Originally Posted by holymannn

Me too... so scary... i tiu a few sponsered gal before also.... afraid later her so called "bf" come to confront me lo.. scary sia... next time better ask whether they got sponsered or not before fcuk them.... but they sure say dont have one what.... kns.... how to tiu like that??? furthermore like my sifu said, almost all the gal in danok are sponsered by someone already unless those very new or ugly lo..... :P

Hahahhahaha, well said. but even very new 1 will get sponsor very fast. F**k & forget is the best, if really want to sponsor, make sure u really cash rich, any $$$$ or things she ask for, make sure u can afford or maybe better if u can married her and keep her in ur house but rem to lock ur house door everytime u go out and don't let her had the key. And if u do all this, that is only 50% her heart with u. Don't trust them too much or else don't blame anyone if something happen...

[etct88]

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Originally Posted by etct88

he is yen tao, sian tao and a little chai tau[COLOR="red"][COLOR="red"]

ha ha. i love hokkien ping ying.

yen tao = gals also like good looking man to fuk them ma, not the stomach fuking them and looking at bald old ugly men... and have to say shiok. They also really want shiok shiok jin jin ma.....

sian tao = if not so good looking, must have puk wan 'sweet mouth', sian until they wet wet ma. Gals loves to be flattered...

chai tao = you are none of the above, but have $$$$$$, will also do, la. Gals need money.

at the end of the day, if you are none of all of the above, then you are chow tao.......

best remedy for the the last is to PCC till you die.... hee hee

[holymannn]

Originally Posted by TD.king

U forgot to add, he always drive alone.

but he never drive alone after penang le. He got a few driver drive him from penang to danok one.... kekekeke

[etct88]

Originally Posted by TD.king

Uncle u very free hor this few days? siew kang liao izzit? where r u now?

another nephew.....????? but i am sure you dun qualified!

what siew kang? how to? when you have no kang?????

very near to you la....

[holymannn]

Originally Posted by TD.king

Hahahhahaha, well said. but even very new 1 will get sponsor very fast. F**k & forget is the best, if really want to sponsor, make sure u really cash rich, any $$$$ or things she ask for, make sure u can afford or maybe better if u can married her and keep her in ur house but rem to lock ur house door everytime u go out and don't let her had the key. And if u do all this, that is only 50% her heart with u. Don't trust them too much or else don't blame anyone if something happen...

maybe implant a gps and a microhphone in her body better.... can keep track ma.... keke

[holymannn]

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Originally Posted by tusen

yen tao = gals also like good looking man to fuk them ma, not the stomach fuking them and looking at bald old ugly men... and have to say shiok. They also really want shiok shiok jin jin ma.....

sian tao = if not so good looking, must have puk wan 'sweet mouth', sian until they wet wet ma. Gals loves to be flattered...

chai tao = you are none of the above, but have $$$$$$, will also do, la. Gals need money.

at the end of the day, if you are none of all of the above, then you are chow tao.......

best remedy for the the last is to PCC till you die.... hee hee

sifu... you forgot.. there is another one call lantao.... hehe

[TD.king]

Originally Posted by holymannn

maybe implant a gps and a microhphone in her body better.... can keep track ma.... keke

Gps no used, can track where she go but cannot see wat she doing... heeheeheehee

[Chinese Chess]

Originally Posted by etct88

at the end of the day, if you are none of all of the above, then you are chow tao.......

best remedy for the the last is to PCC till you die.... hee hee

Uncle, I'm chow tao, but I don't to PCC can or not? Got any good lobang to introduce me? Btw, I don't mind aunty's friend.

[Dandok Raider]

Originally Posted by etct88

this one definitely one of my nephews........ but dun know which one, the wild seeds were all wildly sowed...........

uncle, so obvious already still guessing? sooner or later, you will know.

[piratebooty]

Originally Posted by holymannn

Me too... so scary... i tiu a few sponsered gal before also.... afraid later her so called "bf" come to confront me lo.. scary sia... next time better ask whether they got sponsered or not before fcuk them.... but they sure say dont have one what.... kns.... how to tiu like that??? furthermore like my sifu said, almost all the gal in danok are sponsered by someone already unless those very new or ugly lo..... :P

i second this statement, almost everyone of the above average girls in danok have a so called "sugar daddy" which they stay "loyal" too. if u really wanna stick to this notion of not screwing other people's girl then u should only aim old aunties...even then some uncles here will scold u hehehe

just hit on any girl u fancy, at the end of the day its up to the girl if she wants to fool around with u or not. my sifu's first lesson was "always remember y u are here in danok..... to have fun n not to look for a wife".... very wise isnt he

now i must change into my "camo-stealth" suit to hide from the snipers hehehe master saint..i need backup!

[Dandok Raider]

Originally Posted by piratebooty

just hit on any girl u fancy, at the end of the day its up to the girl if she wants to fool around with u or not. my sifu's first lesson was "always remember y u are here in danok..... to have fun n not to look for a wife".... very wise isnt he

now i must change into my "camo-stealth" suit to hide from the snipers hehehe master saint..i need backup!

your sifu sure knows how to talk the talk, but is he able to walk the walk? he is more likely to get himself in shit, i bet he is really fucking wise, sifu my ass...