What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[primechoice]

Wow this thread is AMAZING!
was away busy with end of year business, family and holiday
Now got some free time to read up. I am at page 19 next and the contributions are getting better and interesting and stupid too....
thanks mclovin bro... that was interesting shares with the 3 gals
twinx bro your ah lian gf is just messing with your mind... that's what i think.

[boyish2011]

Mine was years ago, when i first 'started' LOL

Fell in love with one of first wl (from Uzbekistan)...send her $$, shower her with all my love, even cried in my office pantry on the day she leave

Was super heartbroken for a few weeks after that....then after that, manage to find out from another friend, that she actually got a lot of guys buying her stuff and she's living a high life back in her country

Come to think of it, am feeling a bit paiseh for feeling so sad hahaha but it's life's lesson hehe

[bastardball]

Originally Posted by fartfetish

i let a girl fart on my tongue after eating baked beans. Couldnt taste my food well for a day!

Bro, you are champion!

[syntex]

This thread really triggered my memories...

I think the biggest regret is that I have a horny fb which i managed to hide from my wife (then gf) and my gf was then ovs.

I fuck my fb regularly almost 2-3 times every week and one day when were doing it, my fb casually ask me if i wanted to do 3some as she knows that I am a boobs guy & have met one of her fren who is not a looker but got 36DD boobs .

I should have said yes immediately, but what the heck! Dunno what I was thinking then...sian i said let me think abt it and there goes the chance

Gave up on my fb to be a good hubby after marriage.

[Latte91]

Some of the bros here really have 'unique' experience

Anyway my regret was letting go of my first gf
2 weeks into r/s and already started fucking, and we literally are like sex maniacs, we can do bout 2-4 times a day and 4- 5 days a week!

When I was asleep she would ride on top of me on my morning hard-on
And I believe we fuck almost anywhere from stair, hotel, park, carpark, school, shopping mall and god knows where...

After few mths realized she cheated on me with other guyS (not just one)

Couldn't help but to break off with her, she asked to be friend (a FB) but I don't know why the fuck I rejected that offer....

After few yrs, getting bored and turned to FL... Sigh....

[prometheus]

back in university overseas, I got to know this Taiwanese lesbian. we hit it off well, became buddies and did things like watching movies and having lunches together even though she had a British girlfriend.

one evening, at her student flat we had a little to drink, one thing led to another, we ended up having sex. during sex, her girlfriend walked into the bedroom (she had her key). I was on top humping the Taiwanese girl. Her girlfriend stood silently in shock at the doorway, and I pretended not to see her (it was dark). The Taiwanese girl didn't know her girlfriend was at the doorway watching me pump her with her legs sticking up in the air. To make matters worse, I asked her to moan my name knowing her gf was watching in silence.

Her girlfriend quietly left after about 20 secs. I didn't say anything to the Taiwanese girl. the next day i heard from friends that a university girl tried to commit suicide (pills) and was sent to hospital. The Taiwanese girl was shattered and came to me for support. The Brit girl left uni to recover - heard she tried to re-enter another uni as a mature student years later.

About 6 months later, the Taiwanese chick caught me fucking another girl and we broke up.

[jugesam]

Originally Posted by 5ag1_Boar

My regret... going out with my ex-mistress, having a last-fuck before she married her new bf.

Long story short:
She was my mistress, caused me to divorce. During divorce proceedings, she decided she cannot take it and broke up with me. There was supposedly a guy whom I never saw, never met before that was on the sidelines while she was with me. He even proposed to her while I was still with her. After breaking up with me, she told me she agreed to marry him.

She contacted me for a last date before she start getting ready for her wedding. Suppose to be just drinks, but ended up in a hotel, fucked her all night and then next morning she dumped him and we were back together again.

Up to this day, I wonder if the guy is real or is a figment of her imagination. She has mental illnesses.

Yeah, I know, messed up affair. Learnt many important lessons in that.

My regret is I should have refused the date, then would not have linked up with her again. She caused me a lot of problems after that and although we have broken up for good since 3 years ago, she still occasionally try to contact me. Even called my senior boss, etc. Fortunately, my bosses have been supportive and did not fire me.

Bro, my situation is almost the same as yours, except that i divorced my ex-wife and ended up marrying my mentally sick mistress, and is still with her.

[5ag1_Boar]

Originally Posted by jugesam

Bro, my situation is almost the same as yours, except that i divorced my ex-wife and ended up marrying my mentally sick mistress, and is still with her.

Kudos to you. Its' not easy to be with a partner that has such illnesses.

Ironically, I also regret that things didn't work out for me and my mentally ill mistress. If not for the issues between us, we actually made a great couple. Unfortunately, she was unwilling to accept that I wish to available to my son and she had big issues with my siblings and parents. These issues troubled her greatly and coupled with her fragile mental health made for a very messy and tumultuous relationship.

In the end I had to leave her for my own sanity and responsibility to my son. I pray constantly for her to find peace and be healed.

[chanvin]

Ex gf text mi lastnite,she sound lonely but dunno horny?can't reply too much coz oc around,so text her meet up todae,but she end up busy.I LL no choice so tell her must meet next week ,hopping to fxxk her but dunno she still wanit?but she told mi she still single then I started bcum wolf again...hehe..,

[5ag1_Boar]

Originally Posted by jugesam

Bro, my situation is almost the same as yours, except that i divorced my ex-wife and ended up marrying my mentally sick mistress, and is still with her.

Kudos to you. Its' not easy to be with a partner that has such illnesses.

Ironically, I also regret that things didn't work out for me and my mentally ill mistress. If not for the issues between us, we actually made a great couple. Unfortunately, she was unwilling to accept that I wish to available to my son and she had big issues with my siblings and parents. These issues troubled her greatly and coupled with her fragile mental health made for a very messy and tumultuous relationship.

In the end I had to leave her for my own sanity and responsibility to my son. I pray constantly for her to find peace and be healed.

[jugesam]

Originally Posted by 5ag1_Boar

Kudos to you. Its' not easy to be with a partner that has such illnesses.

Ironically, I also regret that things didn't work out for me and my mentally ill mistress. If not for the issues between us, we actually made a great couple. Unfortunately, she was unwilling to accept that I wish to available to my son and she had big issues with my siblings and parents. These issues troubled her greatly and coupled with her fragile mental health made for a very messy and tumultuous relationship.

In the end I had to leave her for my own sanity and responsibility to my son. I pray constantly for her to find peace and be healed.

haiz, bro we seem to have the same problem except you have left the boat while i am still on it..... maybe someday we must lim kopi and share experience..... haha

[5ag1_Boar]

We should... we should. :-)

[Urza]

Not F my first crush when we clearly were waiting for either one to make the first move [sigh a stupid guy staying faithful to his wife (then gf)] Cut story short, she was crying, I was lending a shoulder and it ended like that. WTF me

[TBonez]

1) During the IRC days, I gotta chat up this girl online. Told me she is horny, can't get enough, want to meet up so that I can tie her up, spank her, treat her rough, blah blah... What really got me hooked was when she told she has DD cup boobs. Being a booby fan, young, dumb and full of cum then, I arranged for her to come over... When she arrived and I looked through the peep-hole, my balls dropped to the floor and shattered.... Cos I only asked for her boob size but neglected to ask for her other stats. She was plump (REALLY PLUMP) and is tanned and dark skinned. I was a skinny dude then so lets just say that her arms were bigger than my thighs!... But since she made her way here, I lan-lan asked her in... But when she stripped and everything, and tried as hard as I could and did, I just can't do anything. So in the end gave her $20 for the cab-fare, thanked her for her presence and showed her the door....

2) Again, IRC days... Knew this mixed Chinese-Malay girl called Haze. Before we met, we will sms-ed and talk dirty on the phone with each other. She told me that her fetish is to do it in an office. As that time, my office is a 2-men operation and the boss was away for long vacation, I arranged for her to come over. So there she was giving me a BBBJ on my boss's desk and over-looking the Singapore River and Clarke Quay... cummed over her boobs too. Later on, arranged for another date for her to come over so that we can take it a step further from just a BBBJ... Half an hour before she was supposed to come over, my nose started to act up and went sneezy and watery (I had really sensitive nose then and alittle bit of irritant will caused it to act up and eyes will watered up).. Lan-lan, gotta SMS her to call it off. After that, tried to arrange with her again, and she bo-chup me and gave me crap like I shouldn't treat her as a whore and no, that she never BBBJ-ed me before... Shucks!

[Jax_]

Was on an overseas summer course to Melbourne for my studies, met up on a weekend to explore the town with this teammate of mine whom I had a crush on for the longest time. Had an awesome time enjoying the superb weather and plain fun.

We basically spend the whole day together exploring everywhere. Later we ended up in her hotel room (she's staying alone) watching TV and taking our supper together. She then revealed she had just being dump by her bf earlier in the week and appears on the brim of tears. Lend her my shoulders and we cuddled for a while just enjoying each others' company.

It got a bit late as we talked about stuffs (I forgot about what le) and I got up preparing to leave (was staying with guys on other project team). Was putting on shoes and she was watching. Then she say, "Can't you stay tonight? " (she was in her PJs, black umbro loose sports shorts with tee, messy damp hair smelling fresh from her shower, yellow light from the bathroom lighting her profile)

AND I SAY," BETTER NOT, IN CASE MY TEAM GETS WORRIED." !!!!!!

Got back to my own service apartment and found the whole damn team already asleep...

I so wish there was someone to smack me back to my senses then...