How I use SEX to thwart pushy telemarketeers

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bro,

Nice try but no bro... a sexual harassment charge wont hold here!
This is bcos you're are the one being harrassed for coitus interruptus lah... not the caller who's interrupting you.
For starters, she called you not you her.

But if you really from JB...where the laws ther can suka2 change, then it may be a different story...but imagine the publicity you will get. Shioko man...if fact such a charge may be dammed good for your reputation with all then horny ladies/aunties waiting in queue for your service man!
Enjoy!
Bro DirtyHairy likes to thank all the kind bros for upping my points. At last.. I will qualify to get more lobangs for more good bonks!

[angie II]

can i offer sex 2 thwart pushy female telemarketeers?

[Magnum 357]

Hi dirty hairy, meet your weapon! use it to make their day!

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Bro Mag,
U r right...since then no calls from such telmarketeers liao.
But I stil laugh when I think of the two gals' long embarrassed silence on hearing my reply on sex....heeheee.
U should try it next time when contacted by such callers.

[ToxicQueen]

if i'm the gal, i'll surely hear the process of yr 'sex' making on the phone.
to see how fun n how loud u can moan...lol. then i'll call u again n say not very sextisying... lol..

[dirtyhairy]

Yo Sis ToxicQueenie,

That's the difference...bcos you r different...but the gals/guys who called that I used this trick, were so stunned...cos with the simulated kissing sounds etc..they were too embarrassed to wanna pursue further.
Of course, the easiest way is to to hang up when such telemarketeers called but that woud take the fun out of the joy of doing it back to such pushy callers who should "cold-call" you in the first place, right?

But you are not wrong to suggest that this tirk may not work all the time, and that the callers may return to hound you later...But the aim of this trick is to have some "phone-in-cheek" against such perky telemarketeers.

Cheers and enjoy life, which is too brief to be grieved.
Bro DirtyHairy

[WiLLiaM..]

Interesting technique ....