What is the most stupid and regretable sex shit you done?

[waaaaaa]

Originally Posted by xabierer

Small head took over...

Recently, went back to raw my ex again... and cum inside her again without her knowing...

Im afraid she may get pregnant.

How come she dunno? I tot girl can feel

[ceeko]

Originally Posted by waaaaaa

How come she dunno? I tot girl can feel

Pre cum or the first bit of cum may not be able to feel, but the main shot sure can feel.

My FB last time also like me to CIP cause she says she feels turned on and "achivement unlocked" when my pulsating cock shoots inside her and she feels the warm cum erupt.

[I Love Boobs]

Originally Posted by stealthraider

saw my cockteaser of an employee wearing a rather short skirt bending over to arrange/retrieve some files on lower shelves of filing cabinet, her legs slightly apart. the hemline went up a bit high revealing her slender legs and almost her butt cheeks. and she has a hot ass.

only two of us in the office then. i went back to my office nearby but kept thinking of seeing her bent over. Could still hear her moving the files around.

i couldn't resist. i unzipped my pants and pull down my underwear, exposing my dick. i quickly moved behind her and with one hand lift up her skirt while the other hand simultaneously pull down her lacy panties. put my legs between her legs and spread them apart. she was shocked by my sudden tackle but at the same time couldn't resist as her hands were placed on the cabinet to keep herself from toppling over.

as i was taller than her i used my thighs to lift her legs slightly so her feet couldn't be placed flat on the floor, so her hands are kept on the cabinet to balance.

after pulling down her panties i felt around for her vagina and rubbed her clit vigourously. after a while i guided my dick towards her vagina and penetrated her doggy style. i fondled her boobs through her dress as i pumped. she was tight and wasn't wet enough but i slowly got as much length as i could into her.

finally i cummed, shooting every single drop of semen inside her.

she was stunned by the whole incident. after we both calmed down, i quietly told her that i would be responsible and promised to give her a salary raise and promotion. she just kept quiet. i promoted her later and kept my distance from her. she continued working for another 2 years before resigning.

on her last day before she left office, she told me she will not forget what happened.

shit, don't know whether she meant revenge of some sort later or not. she's a good performing employee though.

Great conquest!

[justhavefunn]

Originally Posted by bastardball

Just out of curiousity, what are some of the stupidest sex shit you regret doing in your life...can be anything..

Examples:

1. Fucked without condom with a WL
2. Losing your virginity to the same sex partner / animal
3. Got a chance to fuck a babe but act gentleman and never fuck her when got the chance
4. Fuck a babe and lasted a mere record 1 second before cumming...
5. Fucked your maid and got busted
6. Fucked ur cousin / didn't fuck your cousin
7. Fucked an underage gal
8. Fucked in public and got busted

The list goes on....


For me...I went batam with three of my buddies...got so fucking drunk...ended up in an orgy with the three gals that each of us took...dunno what happened, as we were fucking and exchanging partners, I fucked one of my buddy in the arse for like 2 seconds out of sheer fun and stupid drunkness

Woke up next day sober and we never talked about it ever again


Please share....

bro... u no up this post i also forget already... back when i was younger a bit, i last time hiao one ma then any girl as long as chio and got boobs i also ok to take home one.. then one time i overseas with my buddies then go drink and drunk already, sibei seh then dabao someone go back hotel and fuck.. morning wakeup i see the fucker face look like guy but long hair and boobs surely is plastic one. but is correct leh got vagina... my friend tell me i seh until go accidentally fuck LB already.. after that time i make sure i seh also still look and check carefully.. until today still feel gaowei, think already also feel gay.

[Xcrossit]

more of non sex thing.
let my niece wax me.

she opened a beauty spa.
i went to support and got brows embroidery.
after that she asked if i wanted to try waxing, i said sure,
assuming it will be one of her workers doing it.

she said okay wash up and lie on the bed. i was like you?! cannot la!
she said only she has experience in waxing.

painful physically and mentally, keeping my mind from straying with my 22 yr old niece handling my manhood.

[mommyboy]

Was your resilience strong then?

Originally Posted by Xcrossit

more of non sex thing.
let my niece wax me.

she opened a beauty spa.
i went to support and got brows embroidery.
after that she asked if i wanted to try waxing, i said sure,
assuming it will be one of her workers doing it.

she said okay wash up and lie on the bed. i was like you?! cannot la!
she said only she has experience in waxing.

painful physically and mentally, keeping my mind from straying with my 22 yr old niece handling my manhood.

[andrewtong]

Originally Posted by ZanShen

I mistook a chio lady for a real lady. Coned by her that She is not a lady boy and brought her back to my hotel room. The rest I do not want to talk about it.

Happened to me before too. Many many MANY years ago I went to Orchard Towers with some colleagues who were here from Australia. Of course they want to go there because the Four Floors of Whores is infamous right? Anyway, had lots to drink and then slowly one by one they found their target, negotiated and then went off. So it was only me and I wasn't actually planning on doing anything that night. But fuck - when alcohol is mixed with testosterone and you're in your early 30s and fit, what the fuck is going to happen right???

So I was there by myself finishing off my beer and then this really really and I mean really chio Thai chick comes and talks to me. Drop dead gorgeous... Talk a bit then I asked her how much. Settled on a price (too long ago - don't ask me how much) and then went back to my place.

Some of the things that tipped me off the next day (after the beer had worn off) was:
1. Didn't let me lick her or even see her pussy (clean shaven and very smooth) - yes I could feel lips and what I thought was a clit
2. She insisted on doing it in the dark - and I mean pitch black
3. Her 'juice' seemed non-human (i.e. she used lube when it was dark)
4. When I fingered her, it seemed very "roomy" inside. For you experienced fuckers out there (and I'm assuming that's ALL of you buggers), when you put your finger or fingers into a real cunt, it's tight and it grips the whole length of your fingers right? Even a well-used one is not loose in the strict sense of the word. But this pussy was roomy because I could wiggle my fingertips in there and it was like a cave
5. When I inserted my cock into her, it was a funny feeling - like the only grip was right at the pussy lips... once my cock head was inside, there was nothing gripping it like a real pussy!

Btw her tits were obviously fake but like half of the Thai hookers have fake tits right?

Anyway, I was too drunk for my brain to process all this at that time so I just pumped like 5 minutes, came and rolled over. After another 5 minutes, I got up, gave her the cash and she left.

I mean I'm not 100% sure I banged a post op Thai ladyboy, but am about 98% sure I banged a post op Thai ladyboy. But her face was just gorgeous though.

[ArnieArnie]

Originally Posted by andrewtong

Happened to me before too. Many many MANY years ago I went to Orchard Towers with some colleagues who were here from Australia. Of course they want to go there because the Four Floors of Whores is infamous right? Anyway, had lots to drink and then slowly one by one they found their target, negotiated and then went off. So it was only me and I wasn't actually planning on doing anything that night. But fuck - when alcohol is mixed with testosterone and you're in your early 30s and fit, what the fuck is going to happen right???

So I was there by myself finishing off my beer and then this really really and I mean really chio Thai chick comes and talks to me. Drop dead gorgeous... Talk a bit then I asked her how much. Settled on a price (too long ago - don't ask me how much) and then went back to my place.

Some of the things that tipped me off the next day (after the beer had worn off) was:
1. Didn't let me lick her or even see her pussy (clean shaven and very smooth) - yes I could feel lips and what I thought was a clit
2. She insisted on doing it in the dark - and I mean pitch black
3. Her 'juice' seemed non-human (i.e. she used lube when it was dark)
4. When I fingered her, it seemed very "roomy" inside. For you experienced fuckers out there (and I'm assuming that's ALL of you buggers), when you put your finger or fingers into a real cunt, it's tight and it grips the whole length of your fingers right? Even a well-used one is not loose in the strict sense of the word. But this pussy was roomy because I could wiggle my fingertips in there and it was like a cave
5. When I inserted my cock into her, it was a funny feeling - like the only grip was right at the pussy lips... once my cock head was inside, there was nothing gripping it like a real pussy!

Btw her tits were obviously fake but like half of the Thai hookers have fake tits right?

Anyway, I was too drunk for my brain to process all this at that time so I just pumped like 5 minutes, came and rolled over. After another 5 minutes, I got up, gave her the cash and she left.

I mean I'm not 100% sure I banged a post op Thai ladyboy, but am about 98% sure I banged a post op Thai ladyboy. But her face was just gorgeous though.

ask to do without lights is 1 of the clear signal. rhey dun wan u to see closely n realize its manmade