Kunming, Lijiang, Yunnan - China

[matifah]

Anything in Kunming now? Or is it basically dead in terms night/sex life? Hard to imagine for a city of more than 7 million people??

[matifah]

Anything available in Kunming now? Or is it dead completely with regards to sex/night life? Hard to imagine there's nothing for a city of more than 7 million people?

[sohbuckkong]

Originally Posted by matifah

Anything available in Kunming now? Or is it dead completely with regards to sex/night life? Hard to imagine there's nothing for a city of more than 7 million people?

Xishuangbana is a town to the south of kunming. Just recently a local sent a video of a street full of freelancers to my friend. As i could not post the video here so i took a snap shot of d video n post here. When my friend was in xishuangbana, a motortaxi did brought him here but he dont know d name of this place. Pls ask d taxi drivers to bring u here. ST is cheap here.

[matifah]

Thank you for sharing!

[sohbuckkong]

Originally Posted by xiaodikou

looks interesting....might consider to go

Sorry i dont know how to upload video.

[sohbuckkong]

Heres the video of d nightlife in xishuangbanna, posted by me both in youtube and in sammyboy.com
Quite happening.


https://www.sammyboy.com/threads/nig...gbanna.249410/

[jefxxl]

I am going to lijiang tml. Any bros went before and can recommend any places thats happening? If possible PM me. Thankss

[sohbuckkong]

A casino junket from Xishuangbana sent the following URL to my friend in Singapore regarding the border town Mongla. The article was written in mandarine and im quite poor in mandarine.

I just wish to know when was this article written.
Was it an outdated article. Can somebody help.

Ok here is the url http://mp.weixin.qq.ck6qVg

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[TonyCheong2]

Originally Posted by sohbuckkong

A casino junket from Xishuangbana sent the following URL to my friend in Singapore regarding the border town Mongla. The article was written in mandarine and im quite poor in mandarine.

I just wish to know when was this article written.
Was it an outdated article. Can somebody help.

Article nothing much lah.
Got say like never say.
The descriptions all can be found on google.

All the information you know about Mongla are already discussed on this forum.

What the article never revealed is what are the chances of foreigners getting in without problems from Da Luo port.
I think most of the PRC gamblers who entered Mongla use the 'back road' into Mongla.

I feel that as long as your group do not have non-Chinese looking kakis then should be easy to blend into the town.
Just don't talk in English will do.
Wear non flashy clothes.
Standby some cigarettes and hand it out to Shan state soldiers and make friends.

AirAsia KUL -> KMG
S$70.00 one way.
24th and 25th Apr have promo rate.

[sohbuckkong]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong2

Article nothing much lah....he desc...........

AirAsia KUL -> KMG
S$70.00 one way.
24th and 25th Apr have promo rate.

Very cheap. Worth going. From kunming can explore many things and many other places.

Wasted as i hv already bought a jetstar one way ticket to haikou at $85 all in, in May. My friend lead i just follow.

[TonyCheong2]

Originally Posted by sohbuckkong

Very cheap. Worth going. From kunming can explore many things and many other places.

Wasted as i hv already bought a jetstar one way ticket to haikou at $85 all in, in May. My friend lead i just follow.

When anyone talk about Yunnan minority girls I'll get very excited as Lanna saliva I eat quite a bit in my earlier cheong years.
Xishuangbanna is a hybrid of Thai and PRC.
Best of both worlds.

Following video is to illustrate one of the many the local dialects you will hear in the border regions.
First clip is Tai Lu minority accent.
Generally the minority locals are very nice/friendly and girls very gentle.
Different from typical PRC traits.



All the best to your expedition.
Hainan expensive place.

[TonyCheong2]

By Air:
Singapore (SIN) <-> Xishuangbanna Gasa (JHG)
Duration: 14-15 hours per one way. Stops at CAN and KMG.
Price: Cheapest return flight close to S$500 with 2 stops per one way!

By Land:
Kunming (China) <-> Xishuangbanna (China)
Duration: 10-16 hours one way.
Price: Inexpensive by bus. Road condition smooth.

Luang Prabang (Laos) <-> Xishuangbanna (China)
Duration: 12 hours one way.
Price: Inexpensive by bus. Road condition less smooth.

Note:
Xishuangbanna is a very backwater city by China's standard.
No old school trains even and public transportation within city is not that efficient.
Use motorbike touts or private transportation.

Hotel, food and KTV price is like Pearl River Delta region in 2008!
I was truly shocked!
Bro sohbuckkong's kaki has being there before so he can vouch for my claims.
Crossing into Mongla (Shan State, Myanmar) is mainly only for gambling.

Xishuangbanna is the last paradise in China for poor cheongsters like me.
This place is very inconvenient and expensive to get to by air so most fussy cheongsters will not come here.
Good!

[sohbuckkong]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong2

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Bro sohbuckkong's kaki has being there before so he can vouch for my claims.
Crossing into Mongla (Shan State, Myanmar) is mainly only for gambling.

Xishuangbanna is the last paradise in China for poor cheongsters like me.
This place is very inconvenient and expensive to get to by air so most fussy cheongsters will not come here.
Good!

Ya, my sg friend, a senior citizen, went alone to xishuangbana. Then fm daluo he paid a mototaxi to bring him illegally to cross the border to mongla. They travelled into d the jungle tracks and need to hide in a hut waiting for the all clear signal. My friend got frighten and chicken out.

And so he return n stayed in xishuangbana for two weeks. Over here he fucked everyday, smtime 2-3 woman per day. He hv lots of china viagra he bought fm zhuhai.

For milf age 30 and above ST = sg$10-20, rm provided.
ST for young ones = $20-40 also rm provided.

Ive never been there but will surely go.

To experience the best magical effect, just as though you were in Shangrila, autumn is the best time to go. Just imagine everywhere u go is so cool and cold and as u walk so slowly down the lane u see so many wonderful birds and butterflies all flying around u, whispering songs of love to u. Wow and the food was also so hot and cheap, surely this must be paradise.

And many other towns r within striking distance too.

Actually im not too sure if it is a big mistake for me to post what we know here.

I therefore conclude that if u travel the route that Mao Tse Tung took when he lead his soldiers into the "Long March", rest assured that these are the places that the kuomintang soĺdiers would never want to go.

[TonyCheong2]

Originally Posted by sohbuckkong

And so he return n stayed in xishuangbana for two weeks. Over here he fucked everyday, smtime 2-3 woman per day.

Your senior citizen friend very strong man!

Originally Posted by sohbuckkong

Actually im not too sure if it is a big mistake for me to post what we know here.

We can TCSS all we want as long as don't go too much into details in case there're prying eyes.

Don't worry most of the readers here are Singaporeans or some Malaysians.
Out of 500 readers maybe only 1 or 2 will dare to go and they could be nature lovers and not even cheongsters.

Xishuangbanna is a very f*cking remote place where the mountainous areas even have wild elephants roaming!
I have one friend's uncle staying in Xishuangbanna.
Really old timer sial as he know where to stretch his dollar hahaha!

Mongla lagi no cheongsters will dare to enter.
Soldiers carry AK-47 patrolling on the mountain roads.
Shan state is control by warlord dealing in drugs and vice.
Father and son huat until siao!

By the way thanks for the small favour that I requested.

Originally Posted by sohbuckkong

To experience the best magical effect, just as though you were in Shangrila, autumn is the best time to go. Just imagine everywhere u go is so cool and cold and as u walk so slowly down the lane u see so many wonderful birds and butterflies all flying around u, whispering songs of love to u. Wow and the food was also so hot and cheap, surely this must be paradise.

A city in a tropical paradise.

[sohbuckkong]

Originally Posted by TonyCheong2

Your senior citizen friend very strong man!
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Xishuangbanna is a very f*cking remote place where the mountainous areas even have wild elephants roaming!
I have one friend's uncle staying in Xishuangbanna.
Really old timer sial as he know where to stretch his dollar hahaha! ......
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Xisbana is a happening place. A motortaxi brought my friend to a place and there isnt much wls there and also mostly milf, so the motortaxi ask my friend how about go another place, my friend say "on" , paid him another trip fare and off they went to the second place and wow, this time he saw hundreds of them, all young ones.

My advice to cheońgsters is that when u go to a new place, its best to pay the taximan to show u ALLLĹ the redlights areas of that town or country. And you must tell him in advance that today u wont be booking any wls at all. You MUST also pay him a gd price for showing u around and also be mentally prepared for d worst. Its worth it.

Ok, now i share the conversations between me and my friend.