Tips & Tricks to get away from Wife/GF

[Summit]

Have you ever thought about "Reservist" training ? .. and at times overseas training ?

At times, there are silent calls or mobilisation ( they wouldn't tell you when, is it not ? )

Shhhh.. there is a silent mobilisation coming up next dew days ...

[sleaguepunter]

Nowadays Army no longer send out SAF 100. Most able-bodied NS man can claim to go for ICT, while can go for short holidays with mistress/girlfriend.

I had seen my campmate done this, he told his "Home Minister" that ICT out-pro on saturday while actual out-pro date was wedensday afternoon. He gather his outside buddies and book a night flight to "Land of Smile" for a 3N3D excerise. Reach home on Saturday afternoon shag shag, wife still thought my campmate ICT very siong. Make herbal soup soup for him to replenish his energy.

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by jng1103

Yes, those agents are getting younger, sexier and more aggressive. However, I wont take any advantages of them coz I feel it's ethically incorrect.

Not that I'm being ethical. It's just that I have to make sure that my big head is thinking when making investments.

Small head thinking can lead to financial losses which in turn could lead to a terribly sad sex life.

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by dalps

or ensure that yr target alrdy knows u r married so she can oso help u by pretending to be one of the above mentioned category.....

I always ensure that my target knows that I'm married. Unfortunately, I have also experienced the unpleasant event where my wife insists on speaking to the people I claim that I'm with. Once bitten, twice shy.

[jng1103]

Originally Posted by surfer888

I always ensure that my target knows that I'm married. Unfortunately, I have also experienced the unpleasant event where my wife insists on speaking to the people I claim that I'm with. Once bitten, twice shy.

That the best part => THRILLING. Not sure about U, but I enjoy the process of doing sinful things but not getting caught

jimbo

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by yinyang

Brave man, you. What if you are beng asked for "seconds" (by home minister)? One thing is your excuse looking flushed, other is are you up to it hehehe?

Better not do 2nds with OC even if can manage. The dick head is normally redder than usual for a couple of hours after you have sex. OC sure to spot the difference and question.

Better to find some excuse not to have seconds. Women are extremely observant when it comes to this.

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by jng1103

That the best part => THRILLING. Not sure about U, but I enjoy the process of doing sinful things but not getting caught

jimbo

One of my favorite fetish is to get a BJ from another girl while talking to OC on the phone.

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by sleaguepunter

Nowadays Army no longer send out SAF 100. Most able-bodied NS man can claim to go for ICT, while can go for short holidays with mistress/girlfriend.

I had seen my campmate done this, he told his "Home Minister" that ICT out-pro on saturday while actual out-pro date was wedensday afternoon. He gather his outside buddies and book a night flight to "Land of Smile" for a 3N3D excerise. Reach home on Saturday afternoon shag shag, wife still thought my campmate ICT very siong. Make herbal soup soup for him to replenish his energy.

I envy my friends who are able to do that. Unfortunately have not been called up for more than 10 yrs after ROD. Maybe must call MINDEF to remind them.

[hornyguy79]

How about telling her you're picking up a sport?

Hmm, tennis or even badminton? (Which is easier to play than golf) You should bring her along once inawhile so that she really believe that you're playin the sport! And if she calls, you can always claim that you were "playing" and couldn't hear the phone rung...kekeke...

But one thing that I'm always curious, how the hell you guys get your targets and they even noe that you're married or attached??? Looks? Money?

[ken_v2]

be careful with using ICT becoz when i was in ICT, a few of my campmates wives actually called the camp (not their husband) to enquire about the status of the in-camp... they also smart liao...

i usually use going to the gym (that explains the shower too) or business trip if i needed a longer time away ... hehehe

[David_Ginola]

Hi all bros

Just wanna share 1 of my friend's friend wife. What happened was, this guy was a pilot from 1 airline. Then 1 day, as usual, he told the wife that he was going on long flight to europe. And he dressed in captain's uniform and his wife and children sent him off at the airport. But no matter how gd we calculate, we can never out-calculate heaven (in chinese), 1 child of his was hospitalise and wife was desperate to locate him. Wife called the office and was told he was off and he took 5 days off also.

So the rest you guys know wat happen. Now, i heard they are separated. SO we have to be extra careful.....

cheers

[jintulan]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Golf was a good idea until I realized how much time it takes to actually learn to play it and earn handicap.... by then no more mood left to chiong... too shagged and no more time left...

dun give up brother, the rewards are worth the effort. These days there are more and more courses being built in many places, especially in PRC. KunMing is probably the nearest and also one of the nicest, 18 holes designed by jack nicholas, another 18 by robert trend jones junior, and many more designed by nature. You also have the option to transit/recuperate in bangkok for a night or 2 after playing too many holes in Kunming

[thisisme]

Originally Posted by David_Ginola

Hi all bros

Just wanna share 1 of my friend's friend wife. What happened was, this guy was a pilot from 1 airline. Then 1 day, as usual, he told the wife that he was going on long flight to europe. And he dressed in captain's uniform and his wife and children sent him off at the airport. But no matter how gd we calculate, we can never out-calculate heaven (in chinese), 1 child of his was hospitalise and wife was desperate to locate him. Wife called the office and was told he was off and he took 5 days off also.

So the rest you guys know wat happen. Now, i heard they are separated. SO we have to be extra careful.....

cheers

yah man ... this is what i'm afraid of. The unexpected happens.

[wethon]

Originally Posted by hornyguy79

But one thing that I'm always curious, how the hell you guys get your targets and they even noe that you're married or attached??? Looks? Money?

Yes... I am very curious about that.... how do u guys do it? Any tips?

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by hornyguy79

How about telling her you're picking up a sport?

Hmm, tennis or even badminton? (Which is easier to play than golf) You should bring her along once inawhile so that she really believe that you're playin the sport! And if she calls, you can always claim that you were "playing" and couldn't hear the phone rung...kekeke...

Good idea... now to think of a sport that does not require too much effort, that friends are interested to join in as well.

Originally Posted by hornyguy79

But one thing that I'm always curious, how the hell you guys get your targets and they even noe that you're married or attached??? Looks? Money?

We don't have a choice but to tell the targets or future coordination would be almost impossible. Trying to hide from one side is difficult enough... if from two sides, almost setup to fail.

It turns a fair bit of targets away but you'll be surprised at the number of women who do not mind having a married man... at least that's what they say at first.

Nothing much to do with looks or money but of coz having both would help tremendously as in all aspects of life. As long as you do not look hideous and have enough money to spend comfortably on life's simpler pleasures, you should be on your way. Most importantly, keep a sense of humor. The more you get a woman laughing, the higher the chances she will want to be with you. But don't make her laugh at you... laugh with you... not slapstick!