Tips & Tricks to get away from Wife/GF

[yinyang]

New one, tried and tested (caveat: may not apply to all).

Good for weekends.. go see live EPL with mates. Even wear my MU jersey and show SG pools ticket to reinforce excuse. But must align with tv schedule.

What next after May season's over?

[Michael]

Or claim your company is supporting some engineering products for ships in the marine industry, then ship has to go for sea trial so must follow... MIA for a few days...

If you have autoroam, just switch it off and claim overseas call very expensive or no reception in the open sea, becoz you're in the middle of nowhere... or say you were inside the ship so no reception...

[Rw6828]

Originally Posted by FilaNuke

What I realize is that never answer phone from OC when at work. make a habit. and eventually she will not call you when she know you are at work.

This method works damn well for me especially when I just started a new job.

[=WK=]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Don't get me wrong... the guilt DOES come... but usually after the deed is done.

yes... sad but true... then after feeling the guilt, we will start to plan for the next session

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by Michael

...supporting some engineering products for ships in the marine industry, then ship has to go for sea trial so must follow... MIA for a few days... ..no reception in the open sea, inside the ship so no reception...

Extend some more, ship kena (unexpected) dry docking.. whilst you are actually on "shore leave" having a ball

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by yinyang

New one, tried and tested (caveat: may not apply to all).

Good for weekends.. go see live EPL with mates. Even wear my MU jersey and show SG pools ticket to reinforce excuse. But must align with tv schedule.

What next after May season's over?

Only did this for World Cup as wife knows that I've given up on EPL. Big mistake to tell her that I gave up.

Only trouble about the World Cup is once in 4 years and also alot of times did not go to cheong but really was watching the match.

Waiting for European Cup next.

[CrazyThaiLover]

Clap clap... gd idea, on behalf 4 those who r working in line (or related) & want 2 use it.


Cheers,
CTL

Originally Posted by Michael

Or claim your company is supporting some engineering products for ships in the marine industry, then ship has to go for sea trial so must follow... MIA for a few days...

If you have autoroam, just switch it off and claim overseas call very expensive or no reception in the open sea, becoz you're in the middle of nowhere... or say you were inside the ship so no reception...

Originally Posted by yinyang

Extend some more, ship kena (unexpected) dry docking.. whilst you are actually on "shore leave" having a ball

[CrazyThaiLover]

Lolxzz. Well, 男人.... hahaaaa

Originally Posted by =WK=

yes... sad but true... then after feeling the guilt, we will start to plan for the next session

Bro surfer,

It never 2 late 2 pick it up again.


Cheers,
CTL

Originally Posted by surfer888

Only did this for World Cup as wife knows that I've given up on EPL. Big mistake to tell her that I gave up.

Only trouble about the World Cup is once in 4 years and also alot of times did not go to cheong but really was watching the match.

Waiting for European Cup next.

[CrazyThaiLover]

If u r in IT supporting role, u may say that u need 2 attend fault issue such as network/ server/ printer down, etc, u hv 2 go back office or client sites. Sometimes attending such case may request long hrs. & b'coz it so critical, u r unable 2 ans/ call ur OC.

Oh ya, u may need 2 go oversea 4 IT projects, setup d network, setup/ upgrade d servers, office re-location & mor etc.


Cheers,
CTL

[yinyang]

Originally Posted by surfer888

.....Big mistake to tell her that I gave up. Only trouble about the World Cup is once in 4 years... Waiting for European Cup next.

Gives new meaning to injury, extra time and penalty kicks..

[jintulan]

Originally Posted by surfer888

Only did this for World Cup as wife knows that I've given up on EPL. Big mistake to tell her that I gave up...

this kinda thing don't need telling, just stay up and watch a few matches at home. she'll know without you saying a word.

[CrazyThaiLover]

Fault incidents may happen anytime, anyday, even thru out d nite n long hrs.


CTL

Originally Posted by CrazyThaiLover

If u r in IT supporting role, u may say that u need 2 attend fault issue such as network/ server/ printer down, etc, u hv 2 go back office or client sites. Sometimes attending such case may request long hrs. & b'coz it so critical, u r unable 2 ans/ call ur OC.

Oh ya, u may need 2 go oversea 4 IT projects, setup d network, setup/ upgrade d servers, office re-location & mor etc.


Cheers,
CTL

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by =WK=

yes... sad but true... then after feeling the guilt, we will start to plan for the next session

Yeah... the guilt probably lasts slightly longer than the orgasm just experienced. Now I feel guilty about not being guilty enough.

[surfer888]

Originally Posted by jintulan

this kinda thing don't need telling, just stay up and watch a few matches at home. she'll know without you saying a word.

Main reason for not watching EPL now is that most of the time overseas and the Sports+EPL subscription is getting too expensive to not watch. Also, the neighbouring Kopitiam that broadcasts EPL has banned smoking. Also, too lazy to drive far to catch the matches. Geting old and tired.

Was in Liverpool, Manchester and Newcastle recently and did not even go watch a single match.

[jintulan]

Originally Posted by surfer888

... Geting old and tired...

thanks for the reminder, trying hard to feel young, in vain of course!

Originally Posted by surfer888

...Was in Liverpool, Manchester and Newcastle recently and did not even go watch a single match.

you didn't miss much, brother. watching english football from a sofa feels a lot better compared to watching with a bunch of "what do call those after too many pints?" in their stadiums. I prefer to live without fear