Serious No Meat Eat Fish Mat Rebrand Halimah declare intention to be Rubber Stamp Pre

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PEASANTPORE: Imperial Speaker Mat rebrand Halimah Yacob confirmed on Sunday (Aug 6) that she intends to contest the upcoming Procedural Presidential Erection, which has been reserved for Mats candidates.

Speaking at a Family Lee Day dinner at the Marsiling Mega Sports Park, the Marsiling-Yew Tee GRC Peasants' Representative said: "My Master, Ruler Loong says I will rebranded as a Mat and will be the next Rubber Stamp President to balk Dr Bock.

"Tremble and Obey, Ruler Loong 万岁万岁万万岁"


Halimah also said she will renounce her Neh heritage and be Ruler Loong's Loyal Mat on Monday.

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Dad already mati liao, they already milk all the Mat goodies, ultimate 3.1 million peanut pay cheque's allure cannot resist!

Ruler Loong told her to include in her resignation letter to send a new lackey to support the work of the other Marsiling-Yew Tee GRC Peasants' Representative Lawlan Wong, Smart Alex Yam and Ong Ah Koon.

Speaking to media on the sidelines of the dinner, Mdm Halimah said it is a no brainer decision as the role of the Rubber Stamp President was the "attractive 3.1 million peanuts pay package".

She described leaving the Marsiling-Yew Tee GRC as a "stepping stone" experience, and said the local peasants are really stupid.

"Ruler Loong ask got peasant not happy I not a Mat, but I already a Mat for many erections liao," said former Neh Halimah in a media statement.

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Best time to be a Neh, twist and turn a bit, rebrand as Mat, enjoy bumi privilges and finally Rubber Stamp job before retirement!

In the statement, she reiterated that she had to renounce her Neh heritage.

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Good bargain, can take home 12 million peanuts after 60 full moons. Can retire at bungalow with 5 maids waiting on her, why otherwise??

Former Neh today Mat Halimah first publicly expressed her interest in the rubber stamp presidency in July, after Bourbon Offshore Asia Paki Farid Khan Kaim Khan formally announced his candidacy bid.

She said she was “obeying Ruler Loong's orders” as Ruler Loong wanted a “Compliant Rubber Stamp” that should not be taken lightly. Rebranded Mat Halimah also said she must tremble and obey Ruler Loong's decree.

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Getting another Messr Ong Teng Cheong or Tan Cheng Bock will be a persistent ulcer in Ruler Loong's arse.

Since then, Rebranded Neh Halimah’s heritage has come under some discussion. Under recent changes to the elected presidency, this year’s vote is reserved for the Mats to balk Dr Bock.

Imperial Speaker Halimah’s late father was Indian-Muslim.

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Clever parents rebrand her as Mat to enjoy bumi privileges

However, at a post-Hari Raya gathering of women leaders last month, the 62-year-old said Ruler Loong has fixed the problem since she has been “certified four times by the Ruler Loong's Community Committee as a member of the Mats”.

The committee is Ruler Loong's secret weapon to cherry pick pro-Familee candidates.

Paki Farid has also said he is confident of qualifying as a Mat candidate his role is to act as spoiler and to act as Wayang.

A third potential candidate is Ah Neh Mohamed Salleh Marican, CEO of Second Chance Properties whose role is to provide entertainment given his PSLE grade command of Bahasa Melayu.


This year's Rubber Stamp Election will be held in September and Ruler Loong has followed Commie PRC Pandas to ensure only approved peasants are eligible to qualify as candidates.

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Ultimate slap in face, all Familee approved candidates are not Mats by birth.




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